Official VENTING Thread

[Michel Kane]

Damn homie.I'll light a candle for you.

[Grafter]

i've had the motorway thing. also when i'm somewhere high up, say a cliff, i always have a strong urge to throw myself off. actually have to hold on to a handrail or something, and if there isn't one i have to walk away. i'm not even scared of heights

when im on the underground i often picture myself jumpin or bein pushed into the trackso i stand at the back til the train comes

[Nola D]

tired & fed up need to go to my bed

[Guest Lemons]

Uh oh.Girlfriend said last night - "When are you going to put a baby in me? Sha'll I just stop taking the pill and we'll see what happens?"This isn't going to end well for Lemons. I do want kids, but not before I'm married/more financially stable.

[Michel Kane]

What did you expect homie, lol?All together now...''Vasec-tomy!'' On a serious note, good luck.

[A Bit Better]

Uh oh.Girlfriend said last night - "When are you going to put a baby in me? Sha'll I just stop taking the pill and we'll see what happens?"This isn't going to end well for Lemons. I do want kids, but not before I'm married/more financially stable.

Time to start faking the cumshot famalam. Oh, and DUMP THAT CRAZY BITCH!

[KayGee]

Uh oh.Girlfriend said last night - "When are you going to put a baby in me? Sha'll I just stop taking the pill and we'll see what happens?"This isn't going to end well for Lemons. I do want kids, but not before I'm married/more financially stable.

Ooh she said it. U better be feeding her that pill personally.Na seriously Lemons just tell her you wanna be able to give her and the baby everything they want and need, you would prefer to marry her first and be in the perfect position to have children.

[Guest Triple XXX]

get that implant nigga3 years of bussin inside with no babiesshe went in though, i would have laughed in her face just for how she said itnot in a rude waybut i find that hilarious

[Skola]

WTF there was a quotes thread somewhere but suddenly i cant find it now that i have a quote

[Skola]

Uh oh.Girlfriend said last night - "When are you going to put a baby in me? Sha'll I just stop taking the pill and we'll see what happens?"

Wow. This would put me off sex. Cant even use comdoms coz then your saying "I dont trust you".But, if she forgets to take her pill one day, she might just keep quiet about it... Better get that ring QUICK lol nah Im playing Im sure you'l sort it out.

[Corrigan]

Uh oh.Girlfriend said last night - "When are you going to put a baby in me? Sha'll I just stop taking the pill and we'll see what happens?"This isn't going to end well for Lemons. I do want kids, but not before I'm married/more financially stable.

Ooh she said it. U better be feeding her that pill personally.Na seriously Lemons just tell her you wanna be able to give her and the baby everything they want and need, you would prefer to marry her first and be in the perfect position to have children.

lol in the ideal world that sounds great, but in the re world it won't workif a bitch seriously wants a baby she ain't gunna stop trying cos a man says soshe comes preggers n drops the timeless " oh I just forgot to take it ..sorry babes "

[Skenghis Khan]

run mate, run away.

[prdx]

oh dear... if she wants a kid, she's havin a kid.. dont be suprised if she's stopped taking it already and only brought this up to "break u in", so when she announces she's pregnant ur somewhat prepared... all the best jacktionman

[KayGee]

>>> Working with your Mum and Aunt who are both very opinionated and gang up on you.Lol i need to stop doing people a favour and get out of here. /Friend is being a fool for love and running around the country putting 'him' first before her family and friends./I have wasted too much money recently, best start saving for Christmas 93 sleeps..

[macz]

Eks empty your inbox pleasesafe

[Black Ant]

Internet isnt working at workeveryone has gonethe only website thats working is vip2joketingoh yeah f*ck BT

[Guest Triple XXX]

oh dear... if she wants a kid, she's havin a kid.. dont be suprised if she's stopped taking it already and only brought this up to "break u in", so when she announces she's pregnant ur somewhat prepared... all the best jacktionman

lmao true stories

[Guest Lemons]

oh dear... if she wants a kid, she's havin a kid.. dont be suprised if she's stopped taking it already and only brought this up to "break u in", so when she announces she's pregnant ur somewhat prepared... all the best jacktionman

lmao true stories

I f*ck*ng hope it's not.

[KayGee]

Internet isnt working at workeveryone has gonethe only website thats working is vip2joketingoh yeah f*ck BT

So um, why are you still there?

[Black Ant]

Internet isnt working at workeveryone has gonethe only website thats working is vip2joketingoh yeah f*ck BT

So um, why are you still there?

still got sh*t to do

[The Somalian]

Ok see the value of this thread nowthe only girl i would class as a wife came to my yard this morning telling me our relationship can not be on the same level as b4 told her cool but i am absolutly livid diffrently feel vex on a next level because i know i will never find a women like her agaib im so so so so sos so pissed of atmi think i will spend the day drinking

[SLEAZE BALL]

Was supposed to be flying out to Ibiza for closing partiesFrench c*nt air trafffic control are on stike so all flights that go over france have been cancelled

[JLovely]

oh dear... if she wants a kid, she's havin a kid.. dont be suprised if she's stopped taking it already and only brought this up to "break u in", so when she announces she's pregnant ur somewhat prepared... all the best jacktionman

lmao true stories

I f*ck*ng hope it's not.

If she does this that is truly disgusting no offence.as much as I want a kid I wouldn't force one on someone.

[Black Ant]

oh sh*t lems,good luck sir

[Guest Esquilax]

Lemons you know I like you bro but from everything you've posted in this thread over the last couple of months is pretty much the epitome of the phrase "IT'S ALL GOING SO FAST.."