Official VENTING Thread

[Uncle Man]

poor woman

[FinalBawse]

Have you seen MelissaNoFone her says she call u fridayYeah she didWell she is where?I dont knowFone her says she call u friday*dailtone*

Omg lmao.

[Risky]

LMFAOO...now thats f*cked up

[Supernova]

How can some girl I stopped pursing a while back be following me round on thursday night...even bringing her brother to try block meWas chatting to one group of girls and she comes in th emiddle and shouts "Has your chlamydia cleared up"Ahh what the f*ckf*cking weirdoDisclaimer: I never had chlamyds

[Angelo]

I'd punch her brother in the face if she said that.

[djbmc]

Curry night yeh? So i have a £5 biriyani and a coke and you decide it's only fair to split the bill? So now i have to pay £14 instead of £7 because u lot went overboard with the kingfishers? You CUNTS.

[Angelo]

We always do drinks separately to the food for that reason./Dumb bitch thinking she can try and use me when I have 2 years on her in the dating game. smh.Do I look like your virgin boyfriend.

[Grafter]

how can this guy say to me im only supposed to cum when he cumsnot anytime before

[Realz.]

how can this guy say to me im only supposed to cum when he cumsnot anytime before

LMAO..gangster.one of dem sex in the city episodes deyah...

[Supernova]

I'd punch her brother in the face if she said that.

Ahh it wasnt worth itThe blocking didnt work anywaythe deepest thing is, the way she wernt on it beforeSo Glad I am leaving this f*ck*ng town

[Grafter]

how can this guy say to me im only supposed to cum when he cumsnot anytime before

LMAO..gangster.one of dem sex in the city episodes deyah...

if u only knew the half

[Grafter]

I'd punch her brother in the face if she said that.

Ahh it wasnt worth itThe blocking didnt work anywaythe deepest thing is, the way she wernt on it beforeSo Glad I am leaving this f*ck*ng town

nah what she said was deep, not advocating slappin her but she cant really get away with thatshoulda said something like 'u tell me after u sucked my d*ck last night' how many people heard? was everyone lookin at u?

[The Infamous]

how can this guy say to me im only supposed to cum when he cumsnot anytime before

oh lordhe is sickwill drop this someone for lulz

[Mr Q]

Funniest thread on VIP!

[Supernova]

I'd punch her brother in the face if she said that.

Ahh it wasnt worth itThe blocking didnt work anywaythe deepest thing is, the way she wernt on it beforeSo Glad I am leaving this f*ck*ng town

nah what she said was deep, not advocating slappin her but she cant really get away with thatshoulda said something like 'u tell me after u sucked my d*ck last night' how many people heard? was everyone lookin at u?

NahMy frame was too strong at that moment, It was like when you try speak to someone at a side but talk loud...

[Guest28]

how can this guy say to me im only supposed to cum when he cumsnot anytime before

hes a certified badman make sure u hang on to him

[A Bit Better]

Lol at the chalmydia story. Trying it! If she got air then that's enough. She's made herself look a fool. You should confront her one time when you're both alone. Ask her why she's going on dumb, move in for the kill, f*ck her and the duck her for a few months to punish her for her foolishness.

[Grafter]

how can this guy say to me im only supposed to cum when he cumsnot anytime before

hes a certified badman make sure u hang on to him

:lol:let go a dat officially

[Mr Q]

Everyone always got an excuse.

[Captain Planet]

When bare niggas come over to my boys yard and there is weed and drinkthe way 80% of them dont chip in or paythe way i allow it cos i like people to have a good timewasnt having it today was charging niggas commision and I got called stingy gtfo I dont even know you niggas I only know 3 out of you 8 and even the chicks got charged u f*ck*ng bumspay the f*ck up or dont touch my shitlol @ the way the jd and coke got rinsedsmhf*ck them

This happens to me, too generous and then when i put my foot down some ppl come out with statements liks stingey - They only say that because they know your a nice person and are trying to take your generousity as a weakness and making you feel guilty.I H8 Being around scroungers.

Yh but how you gonna tell a couple breddas "enough" when the other 12 have already passed thru?

[Guest Lisa Turtle]

I will never model for my sister at beauty school againHow can she wax my leg, and its bleeding?KMRT

[Michel Kane]

*holds in laughter*

[Guest Lisa Turtle]

Watch it Mickey.It is beyond me how on earth she managed to achieve thatThe joke thing is after, she said ''ooooh, that looks sore doesn't it?''If her teacher wasn't around the corner my fist would have connected to the bridge of her nose.

[Mr Q]

:D/Am I heartless for moving on quick? (emotionally not necessarily with other people). Can't stand this emotional black mail FFS.

[djbmc]

I will never model for my sister at beauty school againHow can she wax my leg, and its bleeding?KMRT

LMFAO! no holmes.