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Worst Chat-up Lines You Have Heard


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Next you'll be saying some chicken head broke her shoe/weave in the dance and you ran home to get some super glue
lmao laow itDid she actually ring for the link though?because given your number out to a girl is not game...you know ?
Wrong. When I was in the middle of my hot streak chicks were asking for my number and it always turned out the best coz she always called/texted first and you know that if she did that she was fully on it and not wavering.
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Next you'll be saying some chicken head broke her shoe/weave in the dance and you ran home to get some super glue
lmao laow itDid she actually ring for the link though?because given your number out to a girl is not game...you know ?
Wrong. When I was in the middle of my hot streak chicks were asking for my number and it always turned out the best coz she always called/texted first and you know that if she did that she was fully on it and not wavering.
Girls asking for numbers is differentOffering your number is not a marker of anything
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This is the honest truth, happened just before Xmas, Me and my Wife where last minute shopping. I went to the cashpoint, she stood a couple paces away from me, some Somalian looking guy speaks to her in Arabic and she responds in English......dude says "Wait with me and I'll show you how many 0's I have in my account"Some guys.....

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This is the honest truth, happened just before Xmas, Me and my Wife where last minute shopping. I went to the cashpoint, she stood a couple paces away from me, some Somalian looking guy speaks to her in Arabic and she responds in English......dude says "Wait with me and I'll show you how many 0's I have in my account"Some guys.....
Pmsl at lahi up to his usual tricks. Switched the creature lurking from clubs to cashpoints
Call me next yearSeen
I swear every post in this thread just gives me jokes
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