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Pissing in beer cans/bottles!!!!

got found out at uni as well for it someone come to my room and was like whats this (pointing to a bottle of coke filled with yellow) i was like its piss! i had to admit it because it was blatently piss but what can i say, when your drunk and/or high the toilet is too far away!

haha f*ck it ill tell you lot, i pissed in a can of beer and next day went to drink it PMSL

I KNOW IM f*ck*ng TERRIBLE!

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Pissing in beer cans/bottles!!!!

got found out at uni as well for it someone come to my room and was like whats this (pointing to a bottle of coke filled with yellow) i was like its piss! i had to admit it because it was blatently piss but what can i say, when your drunk and/or high the toilet is too far away!

haha f*ck it ill tell you lot, i pissed in a can of beer and next day went to drink it PMSL

I KNOW IM f*ck*ng TERRIBLE!

smh

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one time i just layed on my back reached for a bottle angle my piece n just pissed it in, wierdest feeling ever, like wetting the bed my body wasnt used to pissing like this the piss didnt even wanna come out a first, like "are you sure you want to do this"

double fml

PMSL

(no pun intended)

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come off the skunk

hit the high grade only maybe the thai and the mersh for the sake of smokin, its not morish and it dont mess up ur head in the same way

still have a functioning mind and also you smoke less

i kno with chro, u hit one spliff, get maad high but immediately after u crave another spliff and another until the 8th is done in a day or less

it is not the same with grade and cess and mersh

even a mersh zoot, i can smoke half put it down come back later

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come off the skunk

hit the high grade only maybe the thai and the mersh for the sake of smokin, its not morish and it dont mess up ur head in the same way

still have a functioning mind and also you smoke less

i kno with chro, u hit one spliff, get maad high but immediately after u crave another spliff and another until the 8th is done in a day or less

it is not the same with grade and cess and mersh

even a mersh zoot, i can smoke half put it down come back later

PMs for that good sh*t

I compulsively lie on the internet

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c/s conversations with yourself, i got caught by a passer by as i was talking to myself in the library today. i was sitting in a study room and the door had a window on it, we were discussing ideas on a research question, dude saw me thru the window i just put my head down and went back to reading

also i recite hip hop/grime lyrics very loudly on empty roads (preferably at night) with an unwelcoming facial expression

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I cant click my fingers and the f*ckry ting is remember when u start a new school year

you have to do that bonding sh*t so teacher gets to know ur name must of been a music lesson

and teacher wanted us to click are fingers and say our name

I must of been dreading it getting round to me so i tried to style it out and then had my hole class trying to teach me to click my fingers still cant do it today that sh*t was embarrsing

thank you miss le crete for that I even remember ur name that was over 13 years ago and still remember that incident

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c/s conversations with yourself, i got caught by a passer by as i was talking to myself in the library today. i was sitting in a study room and the door had a window on it, we were discussing ideas on a research question, dude saw me thru the window i just put my head down and went back to reading

also i recite hip hop/grime lyrics very loudly on empty roads (preferably at night) with an unwelcoming facial expression

'we' yh?

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