fucking celibate

[NiNES.]

props to him

[Kompressor]

he's either a damm liar or an idiot,

swear he was with Christina Milian

[KayGee]

Earlier this week, cant remember exact day.

I done a year no problem though.

[Guest Supreme Allah]

dont even know what day it is

all i know is i still have friction burn from this chick takin my goodness for a f*ckin curling broom

[Skenghis Khan]

15 minutes ago.

just pissed the post f*ck foamy piss and bust a quick shower, on my way back to sleep. goodtimes.

[Jodie]

who remembers the jodie cusses lol

HAHAH I HEARD JODIE TRIPS OVER HER CORDLESS PHONE

I HEARD JODIE SITS ON THE TV AND WATCHES THE SOFA

I HEARD JODIE WENT PUB AND HEARD DRINKS WERE ON THE HOUSE, SO SHE GOT A LADDER

I HEARD JODIE TAKES A TAPE MESUARE BED TO SEE HOW LONG SHES SLEPT FOR.

LOL @ malika tryna draw the attention away from herself.

Stay losing sistah.

[KayGee]

foamy piss

Tmi.

[o-guy]

the longest i've gone without sex since i lost my virginity is 6 weeks...when i had a girlfriend

It is actually the saddest thing in the world the way the frequency of sex decreases over time in relationships

I will never be in that position again

[Michel Kane]

You're a better man than me fam.

[Guest28]

been since January

im saying uni is my excuse

[Ego]

since my bday in january

hasnt jogged me cah ive been way too busy

[Grafter]

bin like a year now

last time wasnt even memorable

last notable time was well over a year now

[BLACK VICTIM]

why solong smadds

[Guest28]

he's either a damm liar or an idiot,

swear he was with Christina Milian

ohhhhh that makes either him, "that guy" or extra extra moist

[Grafter]

why solong smadds

complicated

[NiNES.]

S33N

[Supermalt]

bare man roastin

*thinks about himself*

[Guest Fat Eric]

having a woman >>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> having a woman

[Percy]

2 and a half weeks.

GRRRRRRR

[Guest TimeBomb]

The trick is to have a couple girls in ur phone book who can be called upon when times get hard, theyre good for filling in the gaps between linkages and potential wifeys.

Ive tried ease up from putting my d*ck about but the problem is if i dont get none i start looking at porn and webcams when i should be working on stuff.

[Guest Supreme Allah]

man msn webcam recorder was like the best thing EVER

lovely times

[Supermalt]

swear down the box is crack. CRACK

[Guest Fat Eric]

LOOOOOOL

[Corrigan]

1month

masturbation rates have risen considerably

[Guest Esquilax]

Too long

Planning to change this soon however