Fighting Weight Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 i was drinking too much and smoking too many cigars, had already beat a couple tings.... Lol what kind of boss life is man living Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonGuy Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 i was drinking too much and smoking too many cigars, had already beat a couple tings.... Lol what kind of boss life is man livingMan is actually spending his holidays like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank. Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 only when im paraletic.. its emotional.Had once with a aproper stinker of a bird too, that wasnt really my fault though tbf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 starting to get this issue not gonna lie...think its coz i f*ck too muchhead will always get me fine...it has to be standing up though....its weird when im laying down getting head it aint the same.doms are anti-boner...featherlite or dem other ones...any others will make the sh*t go downchick has to PROPER turn me on because p*ssy is just p*ssy now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 happened twicefirst time i was about 16 or 17 maybe 18, been drinking, in bed with one chick who has been my friend since year 3 and she started grinding on my piece from spooning posish, my d*ck comes to life, there are 2 other people in the bed as well and i can blatantly hear my boy fingering our other boys younger cousin in the bed, so anyway she turns to me and grabs my hand and pull it towards her cunny, i flip 2 fingers in a hook movement and start digging her out through her pyjamas, real deep, she then reaches for my johnson and i clock he has gone sleep again, she starts pulling and pinching him saying "wake up...make him wake up" i start laughing, blame the alcohol, roll over and sleep.second and last time was nearly a year ago with my ex, we got drunk as f*ck in her yard and my boy came over which i wasn't too happy about so i take her into her room and leave him snorting coke in her toilet but shes like no we cant leave him out there its out of order im like why the f*ck you invite him here so early then (he was meant to come later) and im like f*ck it lets just f*ck quickly, i pull down her knickers and start fingering her and she takes my c*ck out but once again, my man decided to sleep, i was drunk as f*ck and shouting abuse at her like "why have you done this to me" and she is like go down on me... bare in mind i had never done this before but i was drunk and weak so i said yes, a couple minutes later shes like stop im gonna cum so i stop and i want to f*ck now but shes all getting up and walking away so i must have grabbed her arm and told her no but she weren't having it, i honestly felt raped that night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Cigars>>>Gonna go humidor shopping real soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His-RightPalm Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 when you got that 100% pure authentic FairTrade certified imported African Masai wood, standing up aint an issue at all, the issue is standing down, f*ckin hurts after a while, had to pull the under the belt move a couple times during work, 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinalBawse Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 happened twicefirst time i was about 16 or 17 maybe 18, been drinking, in bed with one chick who has been my friend since year 3 and she started grinding on my piece from spooning posish, my d*ck comes to life, there are 2 other people in the bed as well and i can blatantly hear my boy fingering our other boys younger cousin in the bed, so anyway she turns to me and grabs my hand and pull it towards her cunny, i flip 2 fingers in a hook movement and start digging her out through her pyjamas, real deep, she then reaches for my johnson and i clock he has gone sleep again, she starts pulling and pinching him saying "wake up...make him wake up" i start laughing, blame the alcohol, roll over and sleep.second and last time was nearly a year ago with my ex, we got drunk as f*ck in her yard and my boy came over which i wasn't too happy about so i take her into her room and leave him snorting coke in her toilet but shes like no we cant leave him out there its out of order im like why the f*ck you invite him here so early then (he was meant to come later) and im like f*ck it lets just f*ck quickly, i pull down her knickers and start fingering her and she takes my c*ck out but once again, my man decided to sleep, i was drunk as f*ck and shouting abuse at her like "why have you done this to me" and she is like go down on me... bare in mind i had never done this before but i was drunk and weak so i said yes, a couple minutes later shes like stop im gonna cum so i stop and i want to f*ck now but shes all getting up and walking away so i must have grabbed her arm and told her no but she weren't having it, i honestly felt raped that night 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Weight Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skola Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 when you got that 100% pure authentic FairTrade certified imported African Masai wood, standing up aint an issue at all, the issue is standing down, f*ckin hurts after a while, had to pull the under the belt move a couple times during work, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 happened twicefirst time i was about 16 or 17 maybe 18, been drinking, in bed with one chick who has been my friend since year 3 and she started grinding on my piece from spooning posish, my d*ck comes to life, there are 2 other people in the bed as well and i can blatantly hear my boy fingering our other boys younger cousin in the bed, so anyway she turns to me and grabs my hand and pull it towards her cunny, i flip 2 fingers in a hook movement and start digging her out through her pyjamas, real deep, she then reaches for my johnson and i clock he has gone sleep again, she starts pulling and pinching him saying "wake up...make him wake up" i start laughing, blame the alcohol, roll over and sleep.second and last time was nearly a year ago with my ex, we got drunk as f*ck in her yard and my boy came over which i wasn't too happy about so i take her into her room and leave him snorting coke in her toilet but shes like no we cant leave him out there its out of order im like why the f*ck you invite him here so early then (he was meant to come later) and im like f*ck it lets just f*ck quickly, i pull down her knickers and start fingering her and she takes my c*ck out but once again, my man decided to sleep, i was drunk as f*ck and shouting abuse at her like "why have you done this to me" and she is like go down on me... bare in mind i had never done this before but i was drunk and weak so i said yes, a couple minutes later shes like stop im gonna cum so i stop and i want to f*ck now but shes all getting up and walking away so i must have grabbed her arm and told her no but she weren't having it, i honestly felt raped that night LMAO :D :D BOYED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Goddaz Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Pure jokes in this topic, fuuuuuuuuuuck!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 happened twicefirst time i was about 16 or 17 maybe 18, been drinking, in bed with one chick who has been my friend since year 3 and she started grinding on my piece from spooning posish, my d*ck comes to life, there are 2 other people in the bed as well and i can blatantly hear my boy fingering our other boys younger cousin in the bed, so anyway she turns to me and grabs my hand and pull it towards her cunny, i flip 2 fingers in a hook movement and start digging her out through her pyjamas, real deep, she then reaches for my johnson and i clock he has gone sleep again, she starts pulling and pinching him saying "wake up...make him wake up" i start laughing, blame the alcohol, roll over and sleep.second and last time was nearly a year ago with my ex, we got drunk as f*ck in her yard and my boy came over which i wasn't too happy about so i take her into her room and leave him snorting coke in her toilet but shes like no we cant leave him out there its out of order im like why the f*ck you invite him here so early then (he was meant to come later) and im like f*ck it lets just f*ck quickly, i pull down her knickers and start fingering her and she takes my c*ck out but once again, my man decided to sleep, i was drunk as f*ck and shouting abuse at her like "why have you done this to me" and she is like go down on me... bare in mind i had never done this before but i was drunk and weak so i said yes, a couple minutes later shes like stop im gonna cum so i stop and i want to f*ck now but shes all getting up and walking away so i must have grabbed her arm and told her no but she weren't having it, i honestly felt raped that night LMAO :D :D BOYEDThats f*ckED U KNOWYE U GOT VIOLATED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 honestly think you should go to yr local constabulary and report that incident lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 truss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Nah, that's minor.I read the big font and thought it was a random chick that did this to you.Then that would be a reporting ting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 lmao wot is wrong with u lot?seems like a fair few guys on here are being treated like wives by these girls, have a word with urselves./couple times been pissed couldnt get 100% and had to brace by gripping the base until i was into it.only time i remember flopping completely wasnt wood problems, stuck it in lay on top of her then passed out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyal fi beg Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 I've flopped twice now. first time i had a semi for the whole thing start to end i can't say why. the head was great and p*ssy felt good but i just had a semi :s wanted to impress that girl too loooland the other day i literally couldn't get anything past floppy. its actually quite worrying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 never had this problem tbhwhen i first started havin sex at 15 i thought i had a problem with PEgrew out of it thank god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Cake Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 I've flopped twice now. first time i had a semi for the whole thing start to end i can't say why. the head was great and p*ssy felt good but i just had a semi :s wanted to impress that girl too loooland the other day i literally couldn't get anything past floppy. its actually quite worryingi recently had a semi session too. was annoying. i was turned on, p*ssy + head on point too. its a mental/physical thing imo. Your mind might be bang on it, but your body might not be (fatigue etc.).us males will f*ck p*ssy if its given to us, whether our bodies are up for it not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15 Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 Looooooooooool at man who said he tried n failed so he jus went home....Real talks tho used to happen to me then I clocked u need to save ur nuts... Key is to not bash n keep it stored for d tingSince then my weapon of mass eruption works a treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Cake Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 dun told u prawn is the devil, daemonz, jinn, etc. etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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