Nidge Weasle Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Victoria line has got to be the hottest line, even when I cross straight over at Highbury & Islington its like walking into a sauna. from the bottom of my heart, truly fuck the victoria line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 i hate when i'm about to go through the barrier with the oyster out like i'm passing the baton in a relay when the c*nt infront of me stops right at the entrance of the barrier to get their oyster out of their bag. Come like when you are behind someone at the lights thinking they are going straight, they put the indicators on and you are stuck behind them. They get the crazy man 15 seconds random maniac horn for them tings lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 if you pay with 20s they let you on free IVE DONE THIS BEFORE... IVE GOT ONTO A BUS.... GIVEN A 20POUND NOTE... HE SAYS TO BE I DONT HAVE CHANGE... WE ARE BOTH STANDING THERE LOOKING AT EACHOTHER LIKE... (ur thinking in ur head does that mean hes letting me go on... or does that mean he wants me to get off...) - STUPID KUNT... U GET PAID AT THE END OF THE DAY ANYWAYZ some have let me go on for free tho SNM lmfao at Shaq's boat. Not a better plainface on earth g4r r3eg4eghd gr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 This thread is too real C2c to fenchurch street can b such a saviour at times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest phonecharger Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 was a nice train ride today, was sandwiched by two winners on a long northern line trip im that guy that will create that space and push everyone in, fuck it everyone better mind the doors are closing i have money to make you were sandwiched but what action did you take? your not that guy iam sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 How guys rate gal kills me lol. They coulda been the 2 most lazy, filthy girls at home but cos they look good in public they are winners. I ain't saying you are wrong I just find it amusing lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Blazin Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 OYSTER IS DEFINATELY EXPENSIVE LITERALLY I SPEND AT LEAST £10 A DAY... 4 DAYS A WEEK.... FAAAAAK no you dont, its capped at like 6.50 a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLEAZE BALL Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 How guys rate gal kills me lol. They coulda been the 2 most lazy, filthy girls at home but cos they look good in public they are winners. I ain't saying you are wrong I just find it amusing lol. jyyfjkkh fgjigh djmhghb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gayle Posted October 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 There is an app for that, tells u what end or side to stand on to get off train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 was a nice train ride today, was sandwiched by two winners on a long northern line trip im that guy that will create that space and push everyone in, fuck it everyone better mind the doors are closing i have money to make you were sandwiched but what action did you take? your not that guy iam sorry action on a packed out train while im half asleep k 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 i hate when i'm about to go through the barrier with the oyster out like i'm passing the baton in a relay when the c*nt infront of me stops right at the entrance of the barrier to get their oyster out of their bag. Come like when you are behind someone at the lights thinking they are going straight, they put the indicators on and you are stuck behind them. They get the crazy man 15 seconds random maniac horn for them tings lol. loool pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esquilax Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Too much realnisz in this thread Hate it when people barge past you breaking a sweat to get in front of you in the queue to the escalator, and then just stand on the right while you bop past. Why go through all that effort and then you can't walk up a few steps. Northern Line people will know about the retard scramble at Kennington, people running off the train to the other platform when the train isn't even there yet, fucking idiots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macz Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE IN FRONT OF ME GETS ON THE TRAIN, AND THEY STAND LITERALLY RIGHT NET TO THE FRONT OF THE DOOR/HANDLE TING INSTEAD OF MOVING IN SO MORE PEOPLE CAN GET IN... WHEN THEY STAND THERE U HAVE TO GO AROUND THEM.. FFS STUPID d*ckHED MOVE DOWN fuck u thats the spot only place u can breath I just stand there and turn sideways also my spot on the train is the little rest parts at either end where you can half sit/stand, you get loads of room, close to the doors, can watch everyone and nobody is all up on you also central line is packed on sundays when i use it, sunday mornings, afternoon where is everyone going? Always sit there on central line, near the window aswell that's the spot! commuting to work is the longest...how are you pissed off before you've even spoke to d*ckheads at work have to get northern line to bank then central line every morning...peak times yesterday morning tryna get off the train and a eastern european gets on, book in her hand, I get off but in the process drapse her off onto the platform floor (not intentional) but when I looked down at her an offered her help an see she was crying I felt deep...but dont try get on the train when people are getting off fools Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOCK Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 I'm i the only one that has a little game with themselves whereby you try to walk through a station like Liverpool st without stopping, bumping into anyone, or knocking people over lol. The way i glide through that station making split second mathematical calculations on whether I will make it through a gap i seen to make my scramble to work more efficient. Analyzing whether to speed up or down before another commuter fucks up my path is something of pure skill 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Why do black people look at each other from opposite esculators? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SHOCK Posted October 19, 2011 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Why do black people look at each other from opposite esculators? In anticipation of the “black nod” 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 My downfall will occur at Balham train station, I'll body someone then jail will await me. So many d*ckheads. Fuck the Northern line as well. Not enough winners to make the ride more tolerant. / C/S POTATO with the no stopping no touching I be thinking I'm M Bison with the movements. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 yea fuck it i play lil games main one is dnt touch anything, I imagine everyone has bird flu so i dnt grab no poles or put my hands on the seats, i see how long i can do that for before i forget, i even sometimes use tissue on the oyster top up machine, bt that doesnt work well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 yea fuck it i play lil games main one is dnt touch anything, I imagine everyone has bird flu so i dnt grab no poles or put my hands on the seats, i see how long i can do that for before i forget, i even sometimes use tissue on the oyster top up machine, bt that doesnt work well That aint even a game bruh that's survival. Don't touch anything unless absolutely necessary. Hold your breath when in the direct line of anyone else's breath, in dyer circumstances you may even need to synchronize your breathing with the person facing you, and exhale as they inhale. The only game I play is type balance when the train stops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esquilax Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 My downfall will occur at Balham train station, I'll body someone then jail will await me. So many d*ckheads. Fuck the Northern line as well. Not enough winners to make the ride more tolerant. Balham is a real breeding ground for pricks, especially now they're redoing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidge Weasle Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 I'm i the only one that has a little game with themselves whereby you try to walk through a station like Liverpool st without stopping, bumping into anyone, or knocking people over lol. The way i glide through that station making split second mathematical calculations on whether I will make it through a gap i seen to make my scramble to work more efficient. Analyzing whether to speed up or down before another commuter fucks up my path is something of pure skill :!: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 call that speed tetris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Why do black people look at each other from opposite esculators? lol Black people look at each other any and everywhere fam. Not me though, I'm more time a straight ahead looking kinda guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARVELL Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Why do black people look at each other from opposite esculators? very good question. it erks me as well, as if its strange to see black people in london..its allways about clocking manz, tryng to see what he's wearing etc..ive blown a kiss to certain man still just to fuck with their minds..fucking cunts i absolutely hate it. you even get the ones you can see from the corner of your eye that they even turn head to follow the stare. AND THE AFRICAN OLDER MEN ARE THE WORST...AFRICA CANT BE THAT SMALL FOR ALL OF THEM TO THINK "OH IS THAT MR ADEJUBANDA'S SON?" OR WHY THE FUCK DO THEY STARE SO MUCH? as for train commute when i do commute by train i just adorn my screw face and let the 'tall, young, mixed race/black man" stereotype do the rest for me. even applies to black people as well..the suited ones anyway who think they are better than me cos i dont need to wear a suit to work. with their buss up shoes....as if man in next doesnt wear suit as well. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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