Bassin on ur wifey

[Seydou]

TBH if the girl is tick enough ie: Kimbella I can see myself dabbing the a**hole with my tongue like it's sherbert.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm actually crying. PMSL

[Michel Kane]

And this crockery/cutlery talk has to stop, you man are ill.

Hope you don't be putting them shits back in the cupboard after the deed.

Wait, what?

Man are talking about bussing in tea cups and making girl sip like it's PG Tips.

LMAO

Sipping the kids like it's Earl Grey.

Fuck outta here

d

bx

bx

xx

[Seth Rollins]

@ EVERYTHING written in here f**king hell.

[Captain Planet]

[Agony]

@ EVERYTHING written in here f**king hell.

[shower]

People are just flithy lol swear

[TF S4DK]

You have to defile your wifey or she just ain't yours.

[Captain Planet]

Amen

The deev in her is strong

Very strong

[kurious]

Swerving a little from the topic, my ex used to like to conquer me whilst wearing his man united shirt. In a year I can count on hand how many nights we got into bed and that shirt wasnt on straight no boxers

[Agony]

wtf

[Flat Eric]

Lol you lot are something else

[Lieutenant]

Couple times I put my chick in one of my man utd shirts while I did the ting

[Guest Portuguese]

Swerving a little from the topic, my ex used to like to conquer me whilst wearing his man united shirt. In a year I can count on hand how many nights we got into bed and that shirt wasnt on straight no boxers

pms x

[TF S4DK]

I'm a football man but that sh*t I do not get at all, lol.

[Captain Planet]

Aint u a madrid fan?

So instead of finding a chick, building up a relationship and ultimately conquering her...

Don't u just buy a prossie?

EDIT: @ Portuguese

[Guest Portuguese]

Yeah I am

She can bass a better top when she is with me

[Guest chap44uns]

Swerving a little from the topic, my ex used to like to conquer me whilst wearing his man united shirt. In a year I can count on hand how many nights we got into bed and that shirt wasnt on straight no boxers

man had probably had that ross belly

[JOHN DOE]

defo mustve had that big belly man syndrome

[Benicio del Toney]

I'm a football man but that sh*t I do not get at all, lol.

lol truss me.

Football shirts and girls do not mix imo.

[BLACK VICTIM]

lol i refuse to believe you lot do this stuff

[Esquilax]

When they do that sh*t in porn it makes me feel sick

Chicks got spaff all over her face and guys are scraping it up with spoons n sh*t and feeding it to her

Instant flop

[TALLWAH]

Trus me that shits grim.

[Michel Kane]

I'm a football man but that sh*t I do not get at all, lol.

lol truss me.

Football shirts and girls do not mix imo.

A chick in an Arsenal top with my name on the back is very sexy to me.

[local]

I'm a football man but that sh*t I do not get at all, lol.

lol truss me.

Football shirts and girls do not mix imo.

A chick in an Arsenal top with my name on the back is very sexy to me.

sounds like u wana pie urself