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New single & video - Tru Trilla "End the Day" ft Ruste Juxx & Julius Luciano of Shoe Gang
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8T2, read this and relate >
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mitcham maffia
DUN KNOW ITS A LOSE LOSE SITUATION GOING TO GET FOOD ALL THE TIME PLUS SHE TOOK A sh*t AND I WALKED IN START AFTERWARDS BY ACCIDENT NEVER LOOKED AT HER IN THE SAM WAY AGAIN
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I WAS TALKING TO THIS MIX RACE GIRL ON MSN. SEXY BITCH. HALF SOUTH AMERICAN. GRIME MUSIC FAN. I HAD JUST SHOT MY SHAKE IT FAST VIDEO. POPULAR CONSENSUS WAS THAT I WAS ABOUT TO GET A LOT OF ATTENTION (TURNS OUT I DIDN’T GET THE ATTENTION I WANTED). GO LINK HER AT OXFORD CIRCUS. WE GET THE TRAIN. SHES GOT HEADPHONES ON. I ASK HER WHAT SHE IS LISTENING TO SHE GIVES ME AN EAR PIECE. I HAVE A LISTEN SHE IS LISTENING TO MR WONG “GUD THING”. I THINK WE HAVE A GROUPIE ON HER HANDS HERE. I TAKE HER TO MY YARD. LONG STORY SHORT I END UP SITTING ON HER CHEST WITH MY d*ck IN HER MOUTH. SHE IS SHY SHE DON’T WANT ME WATCHING HER SO SHE GOES IN THE 69 POSITION AND STARTS SUCKING FROM THERE. SHES IN FRENCHIES HER ASS IS BANGING. FAT LIKE A BLACK GIRLS BUT SOFT TO THE TOUCH. BOUNCY. WE START LINKING EVERY DAY BUT NEVER f*ck. SHE WONT LET ME. SHE WANTS TO DO WEIRD sh*t LIKE GO TO THE PARK AND JUST STAND THERE HUGGING. OR GO TO VAUXHALL BRIDGE AND JUST SIT ON MY LAP NEXT TO THE RIVER. I DON’T MIND. SHE EVEN COMES UNI WITH ME AND SITS IN MY CLASS. I TELL MY TEACHER SHE IS A SPANISH EXCHANGE STUDENT. SHE DOES SWEET THINGS LIKE AT THE BUS STOP SAYING I DON’T WANT TO GET THIS BUS ILL WAIT A FEW BUSES FOR NO REASON JUST TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME. I FORGOT TO MENTION SHE GOT A TEXT FROM A POPULAR MYSPACE PRODUCER TALKING ABOUT HE MISSES HER. SHE TELLS ME HES HER EX BUT SHE SEEMS TO STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM. I GO LINK HER IN OXFORD CIRCUS. WEIRD SHE TELLS ME SHES NOT STAYING LONG SHE HAS TO GO MEET BRUZA FOR A JUST DOING ME T-SHIRT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF LONDON. IM CONFUSED BUT THERES NOTHING I CAN DO SHE GOES AND RETURNS WITH A T SHIRT SHE PAID 5 POUND FOR. I KNOW WHAT UR THINKING SHE PROBABLY SUCKED HIM OFF IN HIS CAR BUT I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE SHE JUST DONE WHAT SHE SAID SHE WOULD CAUSE BRUZA SAID SHE WAS A YOOT TO HIM TO HER PRODUCER “EX”. LONG STORY SHORT I THINK IM IN LOVE. I CALL THIS CHICK AND SHE IS ACTING WEIRD. SHES AT A BOYS YARD. I SAY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU. SHE GOES IM JUST HERE TO GET A MIC. WEIRD ANSWER. CALL HER LATER TO SWITCH ON HER AND SHE GOES WE NEED TO TALK. GO LINK HER NEXT DAY. SHE WONT TALK. SAYS HOLD MY HAND I SAY NAH TELL ME WHATS UP. SHE GOES GUESS. I SAY YOU GOT A MAN, YOU CHEATED ON ME. SHE JUST SMILES AND SAYS NO. SHE WONT TALK I END UP GETTING PISSED OFF AT WHICH POINT SHE STARTS WALKING OFF. I WALK AFTER HER. SHE GOES INTO A SHOP BUYS SOME TAMPONS. AND THEN RUNS ON A BUS. IM SO CONFUSED. I CROSS THE ROAD SIT ON A BUSSTOP AND CRY. I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN. LOOKED HER UP 4 YEARS LATER ON PROFILE PIC AND IT SAID “LESBIEN” UNDER SEXUALITY AND SHES GOT HER HAIR SHAVED ON BOTH SIDES IN A SORT OF MULLET. UNDER IT SAYS JUST GIRL NO MESSAGES FROM BOYS OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT. SHE STILL HAD A BANGING ASS THOUGH.
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does her name begin with M
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The Somalian
You have a life of a clown. Crying over these skets. Remind me of this guy I use to pick up from I would give him numbers of girls I have cut off next thing I know he is in love with them. With all this sweet talk when I gave him the number just to bang the sket not wifey. You guys need to man up.
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i know fam but trust me if u meet a girl and she is pengggggggg but a sketttttt its a head f*ck cause your d*ck stands to attention everytime u fink of dem and finking of a next man hitting that p*ssy grinds at your heart so you want to chase after her but its best to f*ck and walk away your right
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mitcham maffia
nah Paloma was her name
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The Somalian
Hear you G been in that situation once never cried about it just got nuff vex.
Was seeing this girl loved her like cook food she went away for a while. She stopped taking my calls hardly text me back. Went on the bitches Facebook she was tagged with some ugly ass nigga. Anyhow I went on like I never knew sh*t bitch come to my house said she is seeing some next breh took her stuff and ducked I literally sat down in the same spot confussed for 3 days. Messaged the breh told him if I ever see him slipping I will cut him. Man told boy dem nothing happened though. Got her new address and stood out there few times. Killer is if she was to call me today and say yeah she wants me back I would take her. Makes me feel like a mug but you live and learn
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mitcham maffia
i feel you brah, listen if you ever need anyone to talk to im here for you yeah
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i had acne growing up which i used to try conceal with creams and even foundation. i felt like a mug but its what i felt i needed to do. sometimes i would get ready for college and put on this clearsil cream sometimes it would hide the spots but more time it would make me looked f*cked with streaks all over my face. when this happend i couldnt stay at home but there was no way I was going to go college looking like that so i would just walk around the area for a few hours. weird i fink weed had messed me up in the head a lot too. anyways there was this path behind my house which ran next to a canal and was inbetween a big dump yard thing where all the rubbish goes. i needed a piss so i went up a hill to the dumping station thing to do it so noone could see. it stank. i heard a squeek. turned round and saw a MASSIVE PINK tail sticking out from the fence all curled up. when i say massive it must have been a meter in length. it belonged to a rat and i could only guess how big it was if its tail was a meter long. I ran down the hill putting my small willy away. the rat must have been eating all the rubbish and grown to a size of a medium sized pitbull i guess splinter from ninja turtles was similar to what this was except this was real
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