trust me when its hard my c*ck is big but when its not its like a tiny floppy fing mans always shook in the gym i get changed wid my back to everyone theres always some black dude in there swinging his c*ck around like its a thick black rope stuck to his belly
I SWEAR I USED TO WANK AT LEAST ONCE A DAY, SWEAR SOME DAYS MAYBE UP TO 4 TIMES, WANKING AT NIGHT WAS ALMOST A NECESSITY TO GET TO SLEEP THEN I HIT A CERTAIN AGE AND STOPPED BUT I SWEAR WANKING IS BETTER THAN SEX IF YOU DO IT TO SOME BANGING PORN CAUSE THAT CAN MAKE ME BUS IN LIKE 30 SECONDS SWEAR THOUGH WHEN U GET A GIRL PROPER WET AND STICK IT IN U CAN BUSS QUICK LIKE THAT TOO
SO I MEET MR WONG ON BOXING DAY. I ASK HIM TO DO A TRACK WITH ME. SURPRISINGLY HE AGREES. HE COMES STUDIO AT THE TIME HE WAS AT HIS PEAK SO I WAS EVEN STAR STRUCK MEETING HIM. HE COMES STUDIO AT WHICH POINT HE SAYS WE SHOULD DO A VIDEO TO THIS TUNE. HIS VIDEOS WERE GETTING BARE ATTENTION SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF YEAH STANDARD THIS IS MY BEST CHANCE TO BLOW. WONG IS TIGHT WITH DIGITAL DAN BUT RATHER THAN HOOK ME UP WITH SOMEONE TO DO A VIDEO HE BASICALLY TELLS ME TO FIND A DIRECTOR. SO I HOLLA AT BABY J WHO SAYS HE WILL DO ME A VIDEO FOR 8 BILLS. WONG GOES LETS SHOOT THE VIDEO ON A BEACH. ONLY BEACH I KNOW IS BRIGHTON SO I SAY AIGHT. OBVIOUSLY YOU NEED CHICKS FOR A VIDEO SO NOW I NEED TO GET BARE GIRLS TO BRIGHTON. I SPEND ABOUT A WEEK GETTING GIRLS AND CONVINCING THEM TO PAY THEIR OWN TRAIN TO BRIGHTON. IT WAS LONG BUT I DONE IT. CALL WONG NIGHT BEFORE AND HE SAYS YEAH ILL BE THERE AT 1PM. SO BASICALLY I ORGANISE THE WHOLE THING BARE PHONCALLS GET ALL THE GIRLS DOWN DIRECTORS AND ARTISTS DOWN. ONLY ONE THING MISSING. MR WONG. CALL HIM HIS PHONE IS OFF. IM GETTING A BIT SHOOK. WITHOUT WONG THERE IS NO VIDEO HES GOT THE SECOND VERSE. SO DIRECTOR GOES OK WELL SHOOT UR BITS ON UR OWN. THATS FINE. SHOOT LADY LYKEZ BITS. THATS FINE. NOW WHAT? WONGS STILL NOT HERE. LONG STORY SHORT FOR 6 HOURS HE DOESNT TURN UP. IM PISSED. I GOT PEOPLE ASKING ME DO I EVEN KNOW HIM LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM A PRICK. BY THE TIME HE TURNS UP IM SO ANGRY ALL MY ENERGY ENTHUSIASM IS GONE SO I PERFORM EXTREMLY POORLY IN THE VIDEO. WONG HAS A GREAT TIME HES FRESH THERES A BUNCH OF GIRLS THERE AND HES GETTING A FREE VIDEO. VIDEO COMES OUT. EVERYONE GUNS MY PERFORMANCE AND EVEN THOUGH THE VIDEO GETS RINSED I NEVER RECOVER FROM THE RIDICULE IN TERMS OF MUSIC. WHY WAS WONG LATE? A GIRL ON MY MSN TELLS ME HIM AND STRIVER FROM NU BRAND FLEXXX WERE DROPPING HER HOME OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT.
fam i dont wanna shatter a young mans dream but dis music ting isnt for u, u look like one of them club promoters that stop me in oxford st....maybe you can dibble n dabble in that profession???
trust me when its hard my c*ck is big but when its not its like a tiny floppy fing mans always shook in the gym i get changed wid my back to everyone theres always some black dude in there swinging his c*ck around like its a thick black rope stuck to his belly
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spat out my drink
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Supermalt
Lmaooo at the rat story faack lool this guys jokes. Small willy u know lmao, y would u say this. No homo
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trust me when its hard my c*ck is big but when its not its like a tiny floppy fing mans always shook in the gym i get changed wid my back to everyone theres always some black dude in there swinging his c*ck around like its a thick black rope stuck to his belly
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The Somalian
Blood I try block that chick out of my head me mentioning her earlier has lead to me having a dream about her gonna go for a walk to clear my head.
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Lens
fixed
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The Somalian
Can't wank about her went for a walk it's blitz outside.
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Horatio Caine
wtf is dis sh*t about.....(thread)
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Zizouz
thread got depressing
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WANKING IS NOT THE ANSWER YOU HAVE TO FACE YOU FEAR, WANKING LEADS TO FEAR, FEAR LEADS TO HATE, HATE LEADS TO THE DARK SIDE
ILL WRITE A NEW CHAPTER SOON DON'T LOSE FAITH IN MY EXCELLENT BIOGRAPHY
NEXT ONE INVOLES MR WONG, BABY J, CHANNEL U ETC
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I SWEAR I USED TO WANK AT LEAST ONCE A DAY, SWEAR SOME DAYS MAYBE UP TO 4 TIMES, WANKING AT NIGHT WAS ALMOST A NECESSITY TO GET TO SLEEP THEN I HIT A CERTAIN AGE AND STOPPED BUT I SWEAR WANKING IS BETTER THAN SEX IF YOU DO IT TO SOME BANGING PORN CAUSE THAT CAN MAKE ME BUS IN LIKE 30 SECONDS SWEAR THOUGH WHEN U GET A GIRL PROPER WET AND STICK IT IN U CAN BUSS QUICK LIKE THAT TOO
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SO I MEET MR WONG ON BOXING DAY. I ASK HIM TO DO A TRACK WITH ME. SURPRISINGLY HE AGREES. HE COMES STUDIO AT THE TIME HE WAS AT HIS PEAK SO I WAS EVEN STAR STRUCK MEETING HIM. HE COMES STUDIO AT WHICH POINT HE SAYS WE SHOULD DO A VIDEO TO THIS TUNE. HIS VIDEOS WERE GETTING BARE ATTENTION SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF YEAH STANDARD THIS IS MY BEST CHANCE TO BLOW. WONG IS TIGHT WITH DIGITAL DAN BUT RATHER THAN HOOK ME UP WITH SOMEONE TO DO A VIDEO HE BASICALLY TELLS ME TO FIND A DIRECTOR. SO I HOLLA AT BABY J WHO SAYS HE WILL DO ME A VIDEO FOR 8 BILLS. WONG GOES LETS SHOOT THE VIDEO ON A BEACH. ONLY BEACH I KNOW IS BRIGHTON SO I SAY AIGHT. OBVIOUSLY YOU NEED CHICKS FOR A VIDEO SO NOW I NEED TO GET BARE GIRLS TO BRIGHTON. I SPEND ABOUT A WEEK GETTING GIRLS AND CONVINCING THEM TO PAY THEIR OWN TRAIN TO BRIGHTON. IT WAS LONG BUT I DONE IT. CALL WONG NIGHT BEFORE AND HE SAYS YEAH ILL BE THERE AT 1PM. SO BASICALLY I ORGANISE THE WHOLE THING BARE PHONCALLS GET ALL THE GIRLS DOWN DIRECTORS AND ARTISTS DOWN. ONLY ONE THING MISSING. MR WONG. CALL HIM HIS PHONE IS OFF. IM GETTING A BIT SHOOK. WITHOUT WONG THERE IS NO VIDEO HES GOT THE SECOND VERSE. SO DIRECTOR GOES OK WELL SHOOT UR BITS ON UR OWN. THATS FINE. SHOOT LADY LYKEZ BITS. THATS FINE. NOW WHAT? WONGS STILL NOT HERE. LONG STORY SHORT FOR 6 HOURS HE DOESNT TURN UP. IM PISSED. I GOT PEOPLE ASKING ME DO I EVEN KNOW HIM LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM A PRICK. BY THE TIME HE TURNS UP IM SO ANGRY ALL MY ENERGY ENTHUSIASM IS GONE SO I PERFORM EXTREMLY POORLY IN THE VIDEO. WONG HAS A GREAT TIME HES FRESH THERES A BUNCH OF GIRLS THERE AND HES GETTING A FREE VIDEO. VIDEO COMES OUT. EVERYONE GUNS MY PERFORMANCE AND EVEN THOUGH THE VIDEO GETS RINSED I NEVER RECOVER FROM THE RIDICULE IN TERMS OF MUSIC. WHY WAS WONG LATE? A GIRL ON MY MSN TELLS ME HIM AND STRIVER FROM NU BRAND FLEXXX WERE DROPPING HER HOME OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT.
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Guest chap44uns
empty your inbox
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mitcham maffia
blud mans baffled like i dont even know where the inbox is email me [email protected]
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Captain Planet
Ur 29 yh
Pmsl
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Da Luv Doc
lol he's 29?
Can't be his life lol.
LOL @ being star struck by mr wong, he needs to get elocution lessons and f*ck off.
82, you are different.
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Woodpecker
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its kinda bait he was born in 82 and is therefore .....
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mitcham maffia
i AM actually 30 in a couple weeks. pissed, but happy at the same time. thinking of going to see the lion king at the theatre on the actual day
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Horatio Caine
fam i dont wanna shatter a young mans dream but dis music ting isnt for u, u look like one of them club promoters that stop me in oxford st....maybe you can dibble n dabble in that profession???
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Woodpecker
he already dribbles all over his t shirt
oi mitcham mafia you fat c*nt mans still screaming that swingers with you you fat c*nt what you saying
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Kurtis
lmao
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