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Hank Moody
Hank Moody

nah f*ck footlocker it bait now after boxing day ting, i got somewhere better and its in mitcham so 8t2 has to go

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im too tired to write a new chapter today saw a big brother audition video from mr wong today saying hes looking for a job he didnt even say it as a joke watch that for today new storys up soon

http://www.youtube.c...7acFUAAAAAAAHAA

lets get wong involved

some1 comment the video with a link, let wong know this guy called him a jobless c*nt

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2004 I GOT THIS CHICKS NUMBER SHE HAD A MAN AND WAS DOING HER GCSE EXAMS. LONG STORY SHORT SHE CAME TO LINK ME AND WE STARTED KISSING AND GOING OUT AND SHE DUMPED HER MAN. WE WOULD LINK EVERY DAY. SHE WOULD COME TO MY HOUSE PROPER EARLY I WOULD STILL BE IN MY PAJAMAS SHE WOULD COME IN AND JUMP IN BED WITH ME. IT WAS BLISS. I USED TO LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING HER EVERY DAY. NO STRESS. I WAS IN LOVE. WE USED TO JUST SLEEP IN BED MOST TIMES. I EVENTUALLY POPPED HER CHERRY. WASNT AS GOOD AS I EXPECTED. NO BREAKING ANYTHING MY d*ck JUST SLID RIGHT IN. WE WOULD HAVE SEX ALMOST EVERY DAY. NOT f*ck*ng BUT MAKING LOVE. I TREATED HER WITH RESPECT. SHE SEEMED DECENT. EVERYTHING WAS FINE. I STARTED RAPPING SONGS FOR HER TO IMPRESS HER. THAT WAS HOW I STARTED DOING MUSIC. THEN SHE WENT ON HOLIDAY TO BARBADOS. ONE OF HER FRIENDS WAS ON MSN SO I ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO LINK JUST TO SEE WHAT SHE WOULD SAY. LONG STORY SHORT LINKED HER AND DRY SEXED HER ON MY BED BUT SHE SAID SHE COULDNT DO THAT TO HER BEST FRIEND. VALENTINES DAY COMES AND I GIVE ME CHICK HER PRESENTS. SHE SEES A PACK OF FAGS GRABS HER BAGS AND RUNS OUT. SHE HAD TOLD ME NOT TO SMOKE. SHE WAS WEIRD. EVERY WEEK SHE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT THEN COME BACK TO ME. SHE STARTS COLLEGE AND SHES HAVING A TERRIBLE TIME SHE WILL COME LINK ME IN HER BREAKS EVEN THOUGH I LIVE AN HOUR AWAY FROM HER COLLEGE. THEN SHE STARTS SETTLING IN MENTIONING SOME GUY SHES MADE FRIENDS WITH. SHES STARTED COLLEGE SO ITS TO BE EXPECTED SHE WILL HAVE SOME GUY FRIENDS. I THINK NOTHING OF IT. FORWARD A FEW MONTHS AND WERE SUPPOSED TO LINK. SHE DOESNT TURN UP. I CALL HER LATER AND ASK HER WHERE SHE WAS AND SHE GOES "ROUND FRANKYS" IM IN SHOCK SHES GONE TO THIS GUYS YARD ON OUR LINKING DAY. I SAY "COME SEE ME TOMORROW" AND HANG UP. NEXT DAY SHE TURNS UP WITH ONE OF HER FRIENDS WHO I HATE. SHES PREPEARED FOR ME TO SWITCH ON HER. I TELL HER FRIEND TO LEAVE AND THEN TELL THE GIRL TO STAND UP ON MY BED. I TELL HER TO TELL ME WHAT THE f*ck IS GOING ON. SHE BASICALLY TALKS ME THROUGH MEETING THIS GUY AT COLLEGE AND GETTING CLOSE WITH HIM BUT INSISTS THEYRE STILL FRIENDS. I FORGOT TO MENTION SHE GAVE ME HIS NUMBER AND THEN GAVE HIM MINE WHICH PROPER PISSED ME OFF. AND HE HAD TOLD ME ON THE PHONE HE WAS GOING TO f*ck MY GIRL WITH HIS HAIRY BALLS. WHEN I TOLD MY CHICK SHE WAS DEFENDING HIM SO I KNEW ME AND HER WERE OFFICIALLY OVER. I PUNCHED HER ARM AT WHICH POINT SHE STARTED CRYING THEN TOLD HER TO CALL HER FRIEND BACK. THEN I BASICALLY ARGUED WITH THEM BOTH. I TOOK SOME MONEY FROM HER THAT I HAD SPENT ON HER FOR VALENTINES DAY AND RIPPED IT. SHE LEFT WITH HER FRIEND. I WAS ANGRY. I CALLED HER YARD PHONE AND SHE PICKED UP CRYING. HALF AN HOUR LATER HER MUM CALLS ME AND TELLS ME TO COME LINK HER AND GIVE HER DAUGHTERS MONEY BACK. I SAY PISS OFF. SHE GOES SHE GETTING ALL THE GIRLS TO COME TO MY YARD. I HANG UP BUT IM SHOOK. I GET A FEW WEAPONS AND SIT BY THE DOOR WAITING. KNOCK AT THE DOOR. LOOK OUT THE WINDOW ITS JUST THE MUM THERE WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE GIRL WHOSE NOW MY EX. I COME OUTSIDE THINKING ITS HER AT WHICH POINT SOME HENCH BLACK DUDE IN AN AVIREX COMES ROUND WITH A HUGE SMILE ON HIS FACE. I WAS PROPER SKINNY AT THE TIME. THEY ASK FOR THE MONEY. I SAY WHAT MONEY AT WHICH POINT I GO TO SHUT THE DOOR AND THEY START PUSHING ON IT. I GET THE DOOR SHUT AT WHICH POINT THE UNCLE STARTS KICKING IT KICKING DOWN THE BOTTOM PART. MY MUM COMES DOWN SCREAMING AND ASKS THEM WHAT THEY WANT AFTER WHICH SHE RUNS AND THROWS MONEY OUT FROM UNDER. I GO MAD AT MY MUM FOR THROWING THEM MONEY KICKING THE DOOR AT WHICH POINT THEY LEAVE. FEDS TURN UP AND I TELL THEM TO PISS OFF. I MOVE ON AND PUT THE CHICK BEHIND ME. 2 YEARS LATER SHE FINISHES COLLEGE AND THE DUDE DUMPS HER. SHE CALLS ME PROPER HEART BROKEN. I GO LINK HER AND WE GO SEE PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN TWO. ITS WEIRD THERES NO LONGER A SPARK THERE AT ALL. WE EVEN KISS BUT NOTHING ITS LIKE KISSING A FISH. SHE WANTS TO COME TO MY HOUSE BUT I REFUSE CAUSE OF HER SENDING HER UNCLE FOR ME. I SEE HER ONCE MORE BEFORE SHE GOES UNI AND NOW IF I MESSAGE HER ON FB SHE WILL MESSAGE BACK BUT WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON. I STILL CONSIDER HER MY FIRST EVER PROPER GIRLFRIEND.

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SO I GET ASKED TO SUPPORT SKEPTA AT BAMBU BAR IN SOUTHAMPTON. I THINK THIS WILL IMPRESS SOME CHICKS AND GET ME SOME p*ssy SO I ASK ALONG A RANDOM MUSIC VIDEO GIRL TO COME WITH ME. SHE LATER GOT EXPOSED WIPING HER sh*t ON A SHOWER CURTAIN IN SOME BOYS DRUM. ANYWAYS THE CHICK TURNS UP LATE WITH HER FRIEND AND WE MISS OUR COACH. SO THEN I HAVE TO QUE UP AND PAY FOR OUR COACH FARE AGAIN. SO WE GET TO SOUTHAMPTON AND GO TO THE CLUB AND WHEN WERE GOING IN A BOUNCER ASKS FOR I.D. THE 2 CHICKS WHO ARE WITH ME ARE PISSED THEY DIDNT BRING ANY. THE PROMOTER WONT LET US IN AND GIVES US A TALKING TO ABOUT FEDS WATCHING. SO THEN IM STUCK OUTSIDE WITH THESE 2 CHICKS. I MISS MY SLOT PERFORMING AND WHEN I GO BACK THE CHICK PROMOTER SAYS OK YOU CAN DO ONE SONG. BY THIS TIME THE CROWD IS PACKED FULL OF SOLID GRIME FANS. ONLY SONGS I GOT ARE SHAKE IT FAST AND A LOVE SONG FROM DJ IRONIK. IM PISSED. HOWEVER IM ALSO PISSED AS IN DRUNK OFF ALIZE THAT I DRANK IN THE COACH. SO I HIT THE STAGE. DJ IRONIK DROPS THE BEAT. I WALK OUT AND THE DANCE FLOOR PRETTY MUCH EMPTYS. I DO MY SONGS AND I CAN SEE GRIME FANS LOOKING AT ME AND SHAKING THEIR HEADS OR JUST STARING IN DISBELIEF. WHEN I SAY MAKE SOME NOISE. SILENCE. AT THE SAME TIME SECURITY HAVE WALKED IN WITH THE 2 GIRLS WHO ARE POSING AS DANCERS HOWEVER AS THEY DONT HAVE ID SECURITY ESCORTS THEM IN AND OUT. I PERFORM THEN GO STAND AT THE DOOR. I HAVE KILLED THE HYPE. SKEPTA COMES OUT WITH SURPRISE FROM MAC FROM SO SOLID CREW. IM PISSED. PLUS I HAVENT GOT ANYWHERE TO STAY THE NIGHT SO THE 2 CHICKS AND ME END UP SLEEPING IN A HOTEL WAITING ROOM TILL WE GET KICKED OUT. THEN I HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL 3 OF OUR COACHES BACK IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THE DAY. NEVER HAVE I PERFORMED ON STAGE SINCE.

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Woodpecker

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f*ck DIS MAN............y r u man not tellin the brudda hes sh*t...cant believe one mans bullshit has resulted in 11 pages worth of u man talkin f*ckery

did you read the thread cuz? evidently not, I tried to consistently tell man in the rawes terms how f*ck*ng embaressing and spasticated he looks in his vidz and that no matter what hes thinkin bout 'haters' there is not a single person worth speaking to that would rate his videos

i systematically responded to each ting negging man also and he just keeps coming with worse sh*t, like the small willy ting, its like hes laughing with us at himself, but thats simply not the case, he aint makin no jokes, he is the jokes, its f*ck*ng annoying to see this thread here every f*ck*ng day

but slyly i always check for de next one

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SO I KICKED MY CHICK OUT MY YARD, WAIT A WEEK THEN TEXT HER TO ASK HER OUT TO A D12 RAVE AT STRAWBERRY MOONS. SHE AIRS IT. I REALLY WANT TO MEET EMINEM SO I INVITE ANOTHER CHICK AND GO OUTSIDE NIKE TOWN TO WAIT FOR HER. SHE DOESNT TURN UP ON TIME. I LOOK TO THE SIDE AND TO MY SURPRISE I SEE MY CHICK LINKING A NEXT BRE. I WALK UP TO HER AND SAY WHAT YOU DOING AND SHE GOES PISS OFF AND WALKS OFF WITH THE GUY. I LET THEM GO. GO TO THE CLUB THE CHICK IM LINKING STILL HASNT TURNED UP. MY GIRLS IN THE CLUB WITH SOME NEXT DUDE. IM GETTING PISSED SO I START DRINKING AND WATCHING THEM. THEY SEEM TO JUST BE TALKING. THEN WE GET SENT OUT THE CLUB TO QUE UP AGAIN. BY THIS TIME IM TIPSY. I GO OUT WHERE MY CHICK AND THE NEXT DUDE ARE QUING AND START CUSSING THEM OFF WITH A DRINK IN MY HAND. THE WHOLE QUE IS BENNIN'. THE DUDE WONT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME HE LOOKS UPSET. MY CHICK IS PRETENDING SHE DONT KNOW ME. IM TELLING THE WHOLE QUE THATS MY GIRL. LENS IS IN THE QUE WITH ABOUT 20 PEOPLE AND STARTS CLAIMING SHE ISNT MY CHICK AND GRABBING HER BY THE ARM. I TELL HIM DONT TOUCH HER AND HE STARTS WILDING OUT ON ME. ANYWAYS I GET IN THE CLUB WHERE SOMETHING HAPPENS AND I GET KICKED OUT BY THE BOUNCER. IM FUMING NOW. IM OUTSIDE THE CLUB WHERE LENS COMES AND SAYS SAFE TO ME AND THEN TRIES TO CHAT UP MODEL MELODY ELINGTON WHO IM TALKING TO OUTSIDE. BITS CANT BE INCLUDED AT THE MOMENT BUT THE DAY ENDS WITH LENS AND MAN THEM LAUGHING AT ME.......READ THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY FOR FULL ACCOUNT COMING SOON

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