The 8T2 Lifestory

[Lens]

THEN WE GET SENT OUT THE CLUB TO QUE UP AGAIN.

LULWUT?

all I know is when I got there, You were outside with a security guy watchin You makin sure You didn't join the queue. our confrontation went as I described earlier in the thread. came over to You on my own, asked if You were sayin the same sh*t in person as You were online, You nervous laughed it off.

when I went to the smokin area a few times to see what girls were out there, saw that You were still waiting outside the club, and had given up trying to get in.I laughed at You

couple times You tried into the smoking area, then sneak into the club from the smoking area at the same time as people who actually got in

The girl You were with came out for a minute or so, spoke to You then went back to raving. You told her You were waiting.

End of the rave, You leave with the girl. I mean damn, if You're gonna be a chauffeur at least sit in the whip? man's chauffeurin girls on the 453 bendy bus. peak.

[Beavis]

End of the rave, You leave with the girl. I mean damn, if You're gonna be a chauffeur at least sit in the whip? man's chauffeurin girls on the 453 bendy bus. peak.

:lmao:

[Woodpecker]

lol

[The Somalian]

Peak

[Kurtis]

how can she go back to raving?

[mitcham maffia]

NAH NAH LENS GOT THE STORY TWISTED SPEAKING OF SUNDAY SHOW TIME FOR THE NEXT EPISODE I MEAN CHAPTER

SO MANS LINKING SOME MODEL WHOSE ENGAGED TO SOME NEXT GUY SO ON THE DOWN LOW WE LINKINGING MORE THAN HER AND HER MAN. ANYWAYS I DECIDE TO TAKE HER SUNDAY SHOW. WE ROLL IN. MIX RACE GIRL WITH A FAT ASS. ANYWAYS WERE STANDING IN THE BACK. BARE HUNGRY GUYS CHECKING HER. IM NOT EVEN HER MAN 100% PLUS I DONT WANT TO ACT INSECURE SO I JUST CHILL. I TURN TO THE SIDE AND I SEE ONE OF THE COMEDIANS WITH HIS ARM AROUND HER PROPER SPEECHING HER AND SHE IS LOOKING INTENTLY INTERESTED. IM GETTING VEXED BUT AGAIN DONT WANT TO ACT INSECURE INCASE SHE TRIES MILK IT MORE SO I STAY JAMMIN TRYING TO GUESS WHATS GOING ON. GUY DISSAPEARS AND THE CHICK GOES TO ME HE WANTS ME TO READ SOME QUESTIONS OUT ON STAGE. IM A BIT ANNOYED CAUSE ITS JUST ME AND HER BUT I THINK f*ck IT. LET HER DO IT. COUPLE MINUTES LATER THE COMEDIAN COMES BACK WITH A MASK AND TAKES HER TO THE SIDE. THEY ARE TALKING SHE TRIES THE MASK ON. IM JUST TRYING TO CHILL BUT MY BLOOD IS BOILING. SHE COMES BACK AND I SAY WHAT IS THIS "BLIND DATE" SARCASTICALLY SHE GOES YEAH. IM PISSED. COUPLES MINUTES LATER SHE IS CALLED UP ON STAGE. THEN THE COMEDIAN GOES THIS IS AN X-RATED BLIND DATE EDITION. IM PROPER PISSED OFF NOW AS THE HOST FLIRTS WITH HER ON STAGE. NEXT THING THE 3 GUYS COMES UP. ME THINKING THEY WILL BE JUST ANY ROAD GUYS. NAH TURNS OUT THEY ARE AMATUER MODELS HENCH LIGHT SKIN AND MIX RACE GUYS. THEY THEN PROCEED TO TELL HER WHAT THEY WOULD DO TO HER WHILE IM JUST STANDING THEIR WITH MY MOUTH OPEN BAFFLED AT HOW THIS HAS HAPPEND. THEN SHE ENDS UP CHOOSING THE BEST LOOKING GUY THANKS TO THE CROWD. WHEN SHE SEES HIM HER MOUTH DROPS AND THEY ARE TOLD THEY ARE NOW GOING TO A CANDLE LIGHT DINNER WHERE THEY DISSAPEAR. IM STUCK HOLDING THIS GIRLS HANDBAG BY THE WAY WITH HER PHONE IN IT. PISSED I GO OUT AND SMOKE A FAG AT WHICH POINT I PICK THE PHONE UP AND ITS THE DUDE FROM STAGE CALLING HER PHONE SHES DEFO GIVEN HIM HER NUMBER. I GO BACK IN AND SHES THERE SHE SAYS IT WAS JUST FOR TV AND THAT IT WAS FAKE BLAH BLAH BLAH. BUT I TEST HER AND SHE HAS OBVIOUSLYE XCHANGED NUMBERS WITH HIM AND IN THE CLUB THEY SEEM AWKWARD AROUND ONE ANOTHER I CAN TELL THEY ARE TRYING TO STYLE IT OUT BUT HAVE AGREED TO TALK LATER. LONG STORY SHORT THE DUDE CALLED HER A FEW TIMES WHEN I WAS WITH HER AND WHEN WE STOPPED SEEING EACH OTHER BREAKING UP ON VERY BAD TERMS THE NETX DAY SHES AT A PHOTOSHOOT WITH THE DUDE. PISSED.

[Badman]

par

[time_bomb]

i feel pain when i read these

[Mic Man]

I swear every story ends in u getting mugged off 1 way or another

[mitcham maffia]

I KNOW FAM ONE TIME I PAID FOR A GIRL TO COME SEE TRON 3D WITH ME IN THE CINEMA PAID AND EVERYTHING THEN 10 MINUTES IN TO THE FILM SHE SAID IT WAS sh*t AND LEFT

[mitcham maffia]

guess whose back

[Lens]

Tron was sh*t, to be fair

She was taken to begin with, so You knew she was loose, don't know why You care about loose girls gettin drawn

Don't know why You're taking loose/married girls out anyway. the job of everyone but her man is strictly sex

Give You money to get Your hair did, he can do that,

Pay for dinner and a movie, he can do that

Work You out in the bed maybe he can do that,

But I know You'd much rather call me to do that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghtMEdYEpNs

2:14

[Uncle Man]

NAH NAH LENS GOT THE STORY TWISTED SPEAKING OF SUNDAY SHOW TIME FOR THE NEXT EPISODE I MEAN CHAPTER

SO MANS LINKING SOME MODEL WHOSE ENGAGED TO SOME NEXT GUY SO ON THE DOWN LOW WE LINKINGING MORE THAN HER AND HER MAN. ANYWAYS I DECIDE TO TAKE HER SUNDAY SHOW. WE ROLL IN. MIX RACE GIRL WITH A FAT ASS. ANYWAYS WERE STANDING IN THE BACK. BARE HUNGRY GUYS CHECKING HER. IM NOT EVEN HER MAN 100% PLUS I DONT WANT TO ACT INSECURE SO I JUST CHILL. I TURN TO THE SIDE AND I SEE ONE OF THE COMEDIANS WITH HIS ARM AROUND HER PROPER SPEECHING HER AND SHE IS LOOKING INTENTLY INTERESTED. IM GETTING VEXED BUT AGAIN DONT WANT TO ACT INSECURE INCASE SHE TRIES MILK IT MORE SO I STAY JAMMIN TRYING TO GUESS WHATS GOING ON. GUY DISSAPEARS AND THE CHICK GOES TO ME HE WANTS ME TO READ SOME QUESTIONS OUT ON STAGE. IM A BIT ANNOYED CAUSE ITS JUST ME AND HER BUT I THINK f*ck IT. LET HER DO IT. COUPLE MINUTES LATER THE COMEDIAN COMES BACK WITH A MASK AND TAKES HER TO THE SIDE. THEY ARE TALKING SHE TRIES THE MASK ON. IM JUST TRYING TO CHILL BUT MY BLOOD IS BOILING. SHE COMES BACK AND I SAY WHAT IS THIS "BLIND DATE" SARCASTICALLY SHE GOES YEAH. IM PISSED. COUPLES MINUTES LATER SHE IS CALLED UP ON STAGE. THEN THE COMEDIAN GOES THIS IS AN X-RATED BLIND DATE EDITION. IM PROPER PISSED OFF NOW AS THE HOST FLIRTS WITH HER ON STAGE. NEXT THING THE 3 GUYS COMES UP. ME THINKING THEY WILL BE JUST ANY ROAD GUYS. NAH TURNS OUT THEY ARE AMATUER MODELS HENCH LIGHT SKIN AND MIX RACE GUYS. THEY THEN PROCEED TO TELL HER WHAT THEY WOULD DO TO HER WHILE IM JUST STANDING THEIR WITH MY MOUTH OPEN BAFFLED AT HOW THIS HAS HAPPEND. THEN SHE ENDS UP CHOOSING THE BEST LOOKING GUY THANKS TO THE CROWD. WHEN SHE SEES HIM HER MOUTH DROPS AND THEY ARE TOLD THEY ARE NOW GOING TO A CANDLE LIGHT DINNER WHERE THEY DISSAPEAR. IM STUCK HOLDING THIS GIRLS HANDBAG BY THE WAY WITH HER PHONE IN IT. PISSED I GO OUT AND SMOKE A FAG AT WHICH POINT I PICK THE PHONE UP AND ITS THE DUDE FROM STAGE CALLING HER PHONE SHES DEFO GIVEN HIM HER NUMBER. I GO BACK IN AND SHES THERE SHE SAYS IT WAS JUST FOR TV AND THAT IT WAS FAKE BLAH BLAH BLAH. BUT I TEST HER AND SHE HAS OBVIOUSLYE XCHANGED NUMBERS WITH HIM AND IN THE CLUB THEY SEEM AWKWARD AROUND ONE ANOTHER I CAN TELL THEY ARE TRYING TO STYLE IT OUT BUT HAVE AGREED TO TALK LATER. LONG STORY SHORT THE DUDE CALLED HER A FEW TIMES WHEN I WAS WITH HER AND WHEN WE STOPPED SEEING EACH OTHER BREAKING UP ON VERY BAD TERMS THE NETX DAY SHES AT A PHOTOSHOOT WITH THE DUDE. PISSED.

LMAO

this made me curl up in a ball brewski

keep ya head up

[ruz]

that story was funny

mans gotta stop gettin too attached to these slags

[Seydou]

I KNOW FAM ONE TIME I PAID FOR A GIRL TO COME SEE TRON 3D WITH ME IN THE CINEMA PAID AND EVERYTHING THEN 10 MINUTES IN TO THE FILM SHE SAID IT WAS sh*t AND LEFT

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TEARS

[Supernova]

NAH NAH LENS GOT THE STORY TWISTED SPEAKING OF SUNDAY SHOW TIME FOR THE NEXT EPISODE I MEAN CHAPTER

SO MANS LINKING SOME MODEL WHOSE ENGAGED TO SOME NEXT GUY SO ON THE DOWN LOW WE LINKINGING MORE THAN HER AND HER MAN. ANYWAYS I DECIDE TO TAKE HER SUNDAY SHOW. WE ROLL IN. MIX RACE GIRL WITH A FAT ASS. ANYWAYS WERE STANDING IN THE BACK. BARE HUNGRY GUYS CHECKING HER. IM NOT EVEN HER MAN 100% PLUS I DONT WANT TO ACT INSECURE SO I JUST CHILL. I TURN TO THE SIDE AND I SEE ONE OF THE COMEDIANS WITH HIS ARM AROUND HER PROPER SPEECHING HER AND SHE IS LOOKING INTENTLY INTERESTED. IM GETTING VEXED BUT AGAIN DONT WANT TO ACT INSECURE INCASE SHE TRIES MILK IT MORE SO I STAY JAMMIN TRYING TO GUESS WHATS GOING ON. GUY DISSAPEARS AND THE CHICK GOES TO ME HE WANTS ME TO READ SOME QUESTIONS OUT ON STAGE. IM A BIT ANNOYED CAUSE ITS JUST ME AND HER BUT I THINK f*ck IT. LET HER DO IT. COUPLE MINUTES LATER THE COMEDIAN COMES BACK WITH A MASK AND TAKES HER TO THE SIDE. THEY ARE TALKING SHE TRIES THE MASK ON. IM JUST TRYING TO CHILL BUT MY BLOOD IS BOILING. SHE COMES BACK AND I SAY WHAT IS THIS "BLIND DATE" SARCASTICALLY SHE GOES YEAH. IM PISSED. COUPLES MINUTES LATER SHE IS CALLED UP ON STAGE. THEN THE COMEDIAN GOES THIS IS AN X-RATED BLIND DATE EDITION. IM PROPER PISSED OFF NOW AS THE HOST FLIRTS WITH HER ON STAGE. NEXT THING THE 3 GUYS COMES UP. ME THINKING THEY WILL BE JUST ANY ROAD GUYS. NAH TURNS OUT THEY ARE AMATUER MODELS HENCH LIGHT SKIN AND MIX RACE GUYS. THEY THEN PROCEED TO TELL HER WHAT THEY WOULD DO TO HER WHILE IM JUST STANDING THEIR WITH MY MOUTH OPEN BAFFLED AT HOW THIS HAS HAPPEND. THEN SHE ENDS UP CHOOSING THE BEST LOOKING GUY THANKS TO THE CROWD. WHEN SHE SEES HIM HER MOUTH DROPS AND THEY ARE TOLD THEY ARE NOW GOING TO A CANDLE LIGHT DINNER WHERE THEY DISSAPEAR. IM STUCK HOLDING THIS GIRLS HANDBAG BY THE WAY WITH HER PHONE IN IT. PISSED I GO OUT AND SMOKE A FAG AT WHICH POINT I PICK THE PHONE UP AND ITS THE DUDE FROM STAGE CALLING HER PHONE SHES DEFO GIVEN HIM HER NUMBER. I GO BACK IN AND SHES THERE SHE SAYS IT WAS JUST FOR TV AND THAT IT WAS FAKE BLAH BLAH BLAH. BUT I TEST HER AND SHE HAS OBVIOUSLYE XCHANGED NUMBERS WITH HIM AND IN THE CLUB THEY SEEM AWKWARD AROUND ONE ANOTHER I CAN TELL THEY ARE TRYING TO STYLE IT OUT BUT HAVE AGREED TO TALK LATER. LONG STORY SHORT THE DUDE CALLED HER A FEW TIMES WHEN I WAS WITH HER AND WHEN WE STOPPED SEEING EACH OTHER BREAKING UP ON VERY BAD TERMS THE NETX DAY SHES AT A PHOTOSHOOT WITH THE DUDE. PISSED.

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Cant even laugh I feel sorry for you

Honestly just grow some balls , stop feeling like you have to impress these hoes, they are HOES

If you don't have money, status or are THAT GUY, then forget about it, stop trying to be something your not

You know these girls are not with you because they want to be, there is no shame in that

But it is just cringe reading these stories of you getting golden showered on by HOES

FFS MAN GET A GRIP

Your one of the reasons why these 21st century women think they are so independent and powerful, you sound like your cologne is liquidize oestrogen and you walk around with a strap on attached to your nose

Find a hobby (not music), get into it, do something with your life while you still can, you would be surprised at how many people actually spend time with you because they want to not because you are paying them too or they see you as some Wigan football club type stepping stone

Refuse to believe I am giving life advice to a 30 year old

Only positive thing I can say is just be happy you are not Justin tbh

[Flat Eric]

man said he held her bag while she got moved to by several guys

[Guest M12]

Your life just sounds like permanent pain

[Badman]

post some of your triumphs G to balance sh*t out

[Woodpecker]

for real

[Lens]

8T2, read the love and life room to see how we talk about these hoes and how it repays us

a hoe commanding 25% of Your attention will give You more sex than a hoe commanding 100% of Your attention

this guy's life can be turned around by reading this forum

[Hank Moody]

guess whose back

i think ur the only guy in the world who care what this dude does

get over him brah

[Hank Moody]

Your life just sounds like permanent pain

like a mixrace nepoleon dynamite

[mitcham maffia]

where do i find the love and romance page u man are on about?