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Notting Hill CARNIVAL STREET FEMALE HAREM REVIEW FROM ISMOOTH

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My Review of Carnival 2012,: Before I went, I had to have some sip of liquor, went carnival, enjoyed it for lil while. Left early, due to plethora of hoodrats flowing in like endless water.

As soon as I arrived, them motherf*ckers at the bars be taking the piss about paying 1 pound to use the toilet. Then I had to go to the alley way and piss in the corner, I didn't give a fu.ck, then I see other bitches waving at me across the street, then I caught them slipping in the middle of the alley way, taking their panties off, I mean literally, since I was bit faded I was like this guy on the photo kaprow_welcome1.jpg

when I saw them chicks taking their pum pum shorts off to pee pee.

The girls and the music was on point, otherwise, only liability of Carnival: To many hoodrats.

My screening process, as I got older, has moved to another threshold of Selecting and Approach in Urgency, at the appropriate female, reducing time wasters and chicks who don't seem to appreciate good or advanced game.

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Amount of women in Carnival, was to much, hehe, from all over globe and cities aswell, Level of Cooperation when it comes to women, oh my god, fellas in here need to travel more, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

*** Cooperation 0% to 20% to 50%: Majority of London Girls

***** Cooperation 60% to 100%: Northampton, Israel (Tourist) , on way from Carnival: I talked to Irish women came from Ireland for a visit , close to getting the number; so I moved swiftly on my way, I approached so many women, can't remember how all of them looked like, I enjoyed it though, adrenaline rush was intense, some chicks got their ego boosted, smiling, atleast some one had the ball of steel to approach,

my ego was boosted in return anyways :).

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One rare west London chick shown serious cooperation, apparently she had a man, I'm not that type of Don Juan, I prefer single women, less complex that way, if she was single and the level cooperation I received: I would of penetrated through her so fast like Usain Bolt was on Viagra and Horney Goat Weed supplement.

Northampton: further outside London( they are mad appreciative to good game, even, if they're still in relationship, they show mad respect, less self absorbed. Since I was spitting game at Northampton chick, couple more other niggas came through with basic game, other players had to pop in, don't blame em, can't be the only player to be in the field, putting in the work, guys had to creep in like this guy in this gif image below:

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Music: Area where they play Garage and old skool music, was to much, especially when the DJ played "OI" " WHO'S THAT BOY LETHAL B OI WHO'S WHAT BOY LETHAL B", I see some of them asian guys get really gassed up, I aint gone lie, got gassed aswell

Area where they play Bashment and HipHop, music was banging, however, it was like hoodrat and weed head fest, OH MY GOD, yardie niggas gassed off that Psychedelic Weed, they start hallucinating in the middle of the streets, in their minds: probably seeing angels and floating in the sky dancing to Buju Banton and Vybz Kartel, that's black people for you sometimes, my people he he.

On way from Carnival, I saw this spice laying on the street like corpse, I was thinking, any alcohol above 40% overwhelmed her quick, bitch needs to stick to 4% alcohol, ladies, leave the big man drinks for the mandem.

Anyways HAHA danc.gif I booked a ticket for London Express to another City in UK :Dbale2.gif The world has so much to offer, especially, when it comes to GYALDEM RAAAH, DUN KNOW IM OUT :keeporder:

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I SMOOTH GRACEFULLY MY WAY OUT.

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Guest Chelsea Jack

Smooth slow down baby giv the average cats a chance dunn..brothas like me n you be fly like soopa fly jimmy snukka, two audacious lookas dat b gettin papaz from hookers

Stay gorrilla pimpin' cousin n spray haterade on these simps mayne.. How they gone b playas if they gone hate the playas nahmsayin!!!!!

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BUT MAN DIDNT GRIND ON ANY HOES?

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pmsl tbf I did meet two girls from Northampton and one of them started shouting at me like "I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO ENJOY MYSELF, I GOT TWO YUTES AT HOME I DON'T NEED NO MAN"

Sheez I just asked if she was having a good day. Her friend even stood there baffled

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pmsl tbf I did meet two girls from Northampton and one of them started shouting at me like "I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO ENJOY MYSELF, I GOT TWO YUTES AT HOME I DON'T NEED NO MAN"

Sheez I just asked if she was having a good day. Her friend even stood there baffled

them attitude for no reason bitches

deffo has major issues

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hol tight kurious i was baffled at first!!! drunkness

carnival was a madness, i swear everyone i know who went got lost with out fail

if came with a group of 10 believe ur going home on ur ones or just one other person

still pissed i missed kcc that was destination of the day, and i hardly got to listen to any house music too

but still nothing but good vibes

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Some of my carnival pics

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Always see this guy around ladbroke grove.

Man has a selection of these flamboyant looking colourful suits.

Doesn't just bring them out for carnival. He'll wear them on a normal Tuesday strolling down the road with his cane like its nothing.

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