Notting Hill Carnival / Bank Holiday Weekend 2014

[imhim]

*researches her name to see if there are bum pics*

[Horatio Caine]

Go to the zoo and get in the gorilla cage thats what happens

   

[Niall Ferguson]

Pmsl at her eye

Go to the zoo and get in the gorilla cage thats what happens

Haha basically.

 

A lot of dons were cool this year though to be fair. 

[Agony]

He shouldn't have grabbed her arse

She should have just told him off, walked away, then phoned a friend/relative to come and deal with him if she was still mad

She shouldn't have pushed him

He shouldn't have punched her

Only reason a pic like that should be taken is so it can be used as part of a police investigation or court case. She shouldn't be using it to attention seek and fish for sympathy on Facebook.

[imhim]

heard on news someone got stabbd or attempted stabbing?!?!?!

[8BALL]

Cheers Sherlock.

 

Next your gonna tell us people were pissing in bushes.

[Sole]

yh bet that drunken shove was a bit more than she remembers and she picked the wrong one

should have just walked away

Oh well at least she will spread the fear and hopefully discourage some of the pimms brigade attending in the future.

looks like she might have had a bit of body still.

[The Infamous]

them porcelain titties

[Niall Ferguson]

Sole, do you have a job? Srs question?

 

We're looking for people to add to our team. 

[The Infamous]

what team is that?

#TeamCunts or nah

[Sole]

was gonna say I'm quite happy being free lance

what benefits would joining this team bring?

[Lens]

went both days, live!

 

moved to a girl on route who needed help finding the way. directed her to Notting Hill Gate so we could separate after I got the number.

 

moved to a French tourist who was just here for carnival, beat in her hotel. she must be pissed about monday.

 

updated the phone book nicely, got my year's supply of 2 coolies (I never source coolies other than at carnival) + a few girls who will be useful for the short term.

 

got rejected! a girl blew her horn at me, while signalling "no" with her finger

 

but yh, vibesed in the rain, calm, also, the bridge by Ladbroke grove station, vibe under there was nice coz people were chillin there vibesing with floats as they passed as it was the best combo of vibe and shelter. 

 

umbrellas held by short people were annoying, had to keep moving them as they were near my head height. people coming toward You should have the common sense to raise their umbrella

 

rain only really ruined the attendance for me, not much else, but it's why You should always try to go on both days.

 

people complaining about "hipsters" and saying that's why "Carnival was dead" - Carnival is about Caribbean music played on a procession of floats. Your hipsters were on side roads by sound systems. Irrelevant to the actual carnival. I only encountered them when I left the route to see what the food stalls were saying. so yeah. maybe Your DNB street party in west london on bank holiday monday is dead, but the Carnival is still going strong. 

[imhim]

Cheers Sherlock.

 

Next your gonna tell us people were pissing in bushes.

just recently i heard 3 white guys jumped a wall into a local residences house and pissed in his bush

[mandizi]

he might not have been black though 

[Sole]

who said he was?

[imhim]

lol

[Niall Ferguson]

was gonna say I'm quite happy being free lance

what benefits would joining this team bring?

An income. That's enough for you.

 

Right now you're a broke c*nt.

[Sole]

why do you think I'm broke?

[imhim]

[Mr. Martinez]

:lol:

[dub]

is it just the majority of RMBA Carnival applicants are white, or they vet?

 

I know a lot are bring-ins, but still a fair amount must be applicants

[Greens]

I would confidently bet that at least 75% is bring ins and guest list

[Lieutenant]

[WhiteTT]

nooooooo

[mandizi]

Woiii why didn't they get the face tho