Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0
The Somalian

Simple thing you can not do? (secret shame)

158 posts in this topic

Simple thing you can not do? (secret shame)

Name them

I can not click my fingers, I just don’t know how to do it and I have tried. Worst ones was music lessons at school or when you have to introduce yourself to a new teacher in school by clicking your fingers then saying your name. People would spend rest of the lesson trying to show me how to click my fingers, made me feel disabled how people were showing me really slowly and I could not do it.

I also can not tie my shoe laces just never got my head around it. My dad use to shout at me about this as a child. Then one day some kids show come on about a king who could not tie his laces I just copied the way they done it on this show even though it is not the proper way has worked for me so far.

I am actually going to go on youtube and certain websites and learn these things by the beginning of June because its not right I dont know how to and I am fully grown.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I can't whistle or click my fingers.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Low me I know that is really poor but I just kept doing the cheating way and then never bothered to learn how to tie them properly. Because of this up til the age of about 8 I always went for trainers with Velco strap so my dad would not shout at me about not knowing how to tie my laces.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i cant last long in doggy, i can marathon sex in all other positions but when im smashing away in doggy i need to buss, its strange its been like that from the early days, maybe its all psychological.

-1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Not gonna lie that sounds pretty retarded

I don't understand how someone can't click their fingers smh

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Not gonna lie that sounds pretty retarded

I don't understand how someone can't click their fingers smh

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

what is the cheating way of tying shoe laces?

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

6,7,8,9 times tables.

Put me in a test, give me 10 seconds to work out 7x8 and I'll f*ck it up.

Put me ina test, give me 30 seconds to work out a quadratic equation i'll do it.

Madness

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

what is the cheating way of tying shoe laces?

GET BOTH ENDS PUT THEM IN A LOOP AND TIE TOGETHER

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

With clicking finger I know how to do it but it doesn't make the correct sound.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

what is the cheating way of tying shoe laces?

GET BOTH ENDS PUT THEM IN A LOOP AND TIE TOGETHER

mate thats harder than the normal way

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I can't spell nessacary

I cant spell convinent, always comes up when I spell check.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

That's not cheating that's just another way to do it

Remember my dad showing me that way at first it is easier when u are a kid tbf but I tried it the other day and it just kept coming outs shit lol

/

I remember when i was little not being able to say yellow always pronounced it Lellow and also necessarily always said it necessa-celery lmao

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yeah that has made me feel better, When I tie my laces infront of people though they give a :/ look

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I can't spell nessacary

1 coffee, 2 sugars = 1 c, 2 s

Necassary?

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Simple thing you can not do? (secret shame)

Name them

I can not click my fingers, I just don’t know how to do it and I have tried. Worst ones was music lessons at school or when you have to introduce yourself to a new teacher in school by clicking your fingers then saying your name. People would spend rest of the lesson trying to show me how to click my fingers, made me feel disabled how people were showing me really slowly and I could not do it.

I also can not tie my shoe laces just never got my head around it. My dad use to shout at me about this as a child. Then one day some kids show come on about a king who could not tie his laces I just copied the way they done it on this show even though it is not the proper way has worked for me so far.

I am actually going to go on youtube and certain websites and learn these things by the beginning of June because its not right I dont know how to and I am fully grown.

That's not cheating that's just another way to do it

Remember my dad showing me that way at first it is easier when u are a kid tbf but I tried it the other day and it just kept coming outs sh*t lol

/

I remember when i was little not being able to say yellow always pronounced it Lellow and also necessarily always said it necessa-celery lmao

THIS IS/WAS ALL ME I AM RETARDED

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So Marcus wasnt rocking these

Yeah that has made me feel better, When I tie my laces infront of people though they give a :/ look

246068a4_damir-doma-grey-strap-hiking-boot-1.jpeg

-2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i cant do a triple X (low ground cross on fifa 12)...

also,cant swim

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Swimming is something u really gotta learn from young tbh

Those who can't swim 9/10 times is because their parents couldn't so never took them as a kid

Then they don't take their kids and the vicious cycle continues

Fuck not being able to swim

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0