Davicious X Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 The scenario... Part 1: A zombie bursts into the room you're in via the main door, what do you use to dispatch it? Where do you hit it? Part 2: You've got 60 seconds from the time you killed that first zombie, until another 2 zombies enter your house. Is there anyone else in your house you wish to protect? Are there any weapons? Do you hide? do you call out for help? Do you run? Do you have an escape route? Think quickly, the other 2 zombies are at your front door right now. Get involved, it's all in good fun, though you may need to plan for this eventuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Weight Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Two baseball bats next to my bed, a ceremonial indian knife brought back from a trip and a kitana also close by Fuck a xombie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Weight Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 I also have a sexual restraint bar under my bed, I'm not sure how that would help though. Might have to save that one for the sexpocalypse. I like that word. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 tie them up and make millions touring their specimens across the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Get involved, it's all in good fun, though you may need to plan for this eventuality. lol was staying in some remote guesthouse with a few friends a couple years back.. big 3 story place. felt like the perfect place to try and survive a zombie attack as long as we had plenty weapons. shit would be fuckin dope. / re: the OP - depends what breed of zombies we are talking about. if its them 'i am legend' or 28 days later types, and one burst into my room RIGHT NOW - id probably be a dead man. i have weapons but all it needs to do is bite my arm and im fucked (my room is kinda small) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pro Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 what type of zombies are we talking? them super strong, fast no nonsense 28 days later type or handicapped dawn of the dead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze-e Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 I am starting from wave one? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted February 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Typical runner Zombies, nothing else is special about them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 I also have a sexual restraint bar under my bed, I'm not sure how that would help though. Might have to save that one for the sexpocalypse. I like that word. what would that be like? seeing as theyre dead (or undead whatever) they dont have a functioning circulatory system... basically what im saying is... the p*ssy will be cold? and depending on how long they been dead, decomposed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuffir Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 i aint gna make it 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pro Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 throw salt in their mouth ttkk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greens Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 I am starting from wave one? LOL 1 slash dead zombies. / My workplace is the ideal zombie apocalypse hideout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 My weapon of choice would be a chainsaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seydou Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 throw salt in their mouth ttkk Straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dub Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Seems like a sly attempt at making one of you lot reveal your defences before he runs up on your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flyest Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 trow insu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chap44uns Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 thats all i need to do 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Mar Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 zombies dont exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 zombies dont exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Mar Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 are you trollin? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Weight Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Don't disrespect peoples beliefs with that Zombies don't exist stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Got di samurai sword next to the bed... would drop the Ocarina of time jumping attack on its skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Zombies would be easy to survive I think they are so slow and stupid, it would just get too hard to find supplies to stay alive. Part 1: A zombie bursts into the room you're in via the main door, what do you use to dispatch it? Where do you hit it? I would use a machete to split its skull in half. Part 2: You've got 60 seconds from the time you killed that first zombie, until another 2 zombies enter your house. Is there anyone else in your house you wish to protect? Are there any weapons? Do you hide? do you call out for help? Do you run? Do you have an escape route? Think quickly, the other 2 zombies are at your front door right now. I would take these out, machete then screwdriver through the eye of the other one, grab a hammer and petrol chainsaw from the shed then head into the street and take the biggest car I could find and syphon all the fuel I could. I would probably head north until I either died or found a safe place on one of them tiny islands north of scotland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 i aint gna make it / thinking about it, its probably best to start thinking about how to protect my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gattsu Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 zombie,zombie or infected zombie the undead type Im fucked other type id prob kill the first got bars all over gf is prob dead on wave two mind you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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