underwriter Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Recently I have thought about my road and there isnt any peng tings who live on my road... when i was growing up there was a spanish colombian family about 30 doors down... was so sprung on that girl sent her love letters and would ran back to my house... she turned me down with the roses are red violets are blue Do you guys live next to or do you guys see or know any peng girls who live on your road? Have you banged any sexy tings on your road? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuffir Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 thirty doors down yea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underwriter Posted January 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 i live on a LONG road with 3 parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/topic/82604-no-simpin-anthems-anti-imhim/#entry3170594 go listen to some of these tunes and get ur mind right 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yung bawse Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Older brown skin ting used to live opposite me.. Our bedroom are in perfect view of each other and 1 time I saw her naked after a shower Needless to say I buss all kinds of nuts that night. Still see her about these days and she's still nice but had a man for like 7 years or I'd try a ting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ephren Taylor Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 There are none on my road!! i think there are only 4 people my age on the whole street Would be nice to have a convenient no strings beat on my street There is this lighty, who has about 84 kids, who i see occasionally during the day. She looks mid to late 30's, but that could be due to stress During the day, she makes no effort with her appearance, but at night, it's a different story.....We catch eyes every now and then, in the local shop etc Sometimes after an unsuccessful night out.... about 4/5am.... waved out of my face... I sit on my doorstep having a cheeky ciggy When a cab pulls in to the road, i scan HARD!!!! Hoping it might be her... so I can catch her coming home tipsy so i can see what she's saying lol #CreepLife 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simply D Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 I felt compelled to pos...but my soul was lost many moons ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8BALL Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 i live on a short road with 3 yards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Stinson Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 bruv are you 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NORA BATTY Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Looks like you all put in poor performance on home grounds, results are shocking... Mine how ever allways seem to attract the sloshes on my road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Never shit on your own door step. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NORA BATTY Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 shut up div i can handle my own wen sh*t goes down plus we all grown and noone shitting nowhere aint into that malarky *jus realised u wasnt talking to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underwriter Posted January 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 people who live on a road with peng tings whether next door, 10 doors down or 100 doors down u lucky bastards sex them up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackmagic Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Never sh*t on your own door step. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Reds Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Never sh*t on your own door step. c/s did this once with a older woman that had a man when I was 17. All i got was a bent gate. coulda been much worse tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Never sh*t on your own door step. c/s did this once with a older woman that had a man when I was 17. All i got was a bent gate. coulda been much worse tbh Tell the story bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 There are none on my road!! i think there are only 4 people my age on the whole street Would be nice to have a convenient no strings beat on my street There is this lighty, who has about 84 kids, who i see occasionally during the day. She looks mid to late 30's, but that could be due to stress During the day, she makes no effort with her appearance, but at night, it's a different story.....We catch eyes every now and then, in the local shop etc Sometimes after an unsuccessful night out.... about 4/5am.... waved out of my face... I sit on my doorstep having a cheeky ciggy When a cab pulls in to the road, i scan HARD!!!! Hoping it might be her... so I can catch her coming home tipsy so i can see what she's saying lol #CreepLife Lool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niall Ferguson Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 another cuntlife topic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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