Ok ok, this requires maturity

[FACE OFF BEYOND]

face off whos the chic?

my bredwin zena

[Ella]

lol @ some replies

If i woke up white, the first thing i would do is get my hair wet when having a shower.

and

Get some jeans that actually fit my figure.

[Mr Q]

do suttin with my hair.

[smaddy]

If i woke up white, the first thing i would do is get my hair wet when having a shower.

that kind of freedomu cant beat it

[djbmc]

I'd go and get a high top fade (i have no idea wot the f*ck that is but they sound cool)

[FACE OFF BEYOND]

dumb black people thinking they would be rich if they woke up white loleven though this topic totally aired everyone in between if i woke up black id bleech my skin

apoiuhgoaiuhgoiauhgoiuagapoighapofhgaroihaoiruhgaroighagohapghapoighapoisuhgaiohgoipashgman i love this guys humourlmfao

[DINKY]

go to the hair stylist

[Guest Seriouss]

Use words like 'bredrin' and 'wha gwan' without causing a plainface.

[Mr. Gayle]

Apply for a good job in the lloyds marketHave a french cropHave supperps: jamal any news on that ting

[Guest luckstar]

IF I WOKE UP BLAACK ID STAY IN BED AND GO BACK 2 SLEEP AND HOPE I WAS DREAMINGIF I WOKE UP WHITE ID HEAD TO THE PUB AND SLAG OF PAKIS WITH MY CRACKA CRONIESIF I WOKE UP SRI LANKAN OR SOMALIAN ID SLIT MY WRISTS IN THE BATH BE4 9AM AND CALL IT DAY

[Lucarelli]

IF i woke up black Id scream nigger at the top my voice round my black chums it would be awesome i wouldnt get beat up or nothing

[Protractor]

If I woke up black I would cry as I like my white people hair the way it is, cry because me and my sister wouldn't look the same and then rejoice as I would forever have youthful skin.(Then go into a black food shop without feeling embarrassed)

[Mr. Gayle]

Be pissed that I cant dance no more

[zlastboss]

like i said to jamarli marl earlier on msn" if i woke up black id go back"

[lilwarrior]

take out a loan

LOOOL u no dat

[CRACKTRO]

Definately hi-top.

[Removal Man]

Definately geri curl

[JLovely]

Definately geri curl

LOLLlow it!

[PokerFace]

Take up cricketAnd fox hunting

[NewKingofKings]

Start a indie bandbecome friends with pete doherty and mike skinnerand copy grime lyrics

[McLovin' Jones]

Get a job...Be allowed to act the fool after raving and not get arrested...Harass a Black female and have it seen as 'cute'...

[CRLS AGAIN]

I wouldn't want to wake up Black.If I woke up a White, I'll make sure I wasn't Kosovan, and then become an emo.

[dj ryda]

id buy a car with no insurance safe in the knowledge that i would only get a stop and search if i was driving recklessly

lmfaoi bin drivin mine around sale wid no insurancestil yet 2 get stopped

[dj ryda]

but yeh if i was white i good go get a job anywhere i liked