BoxYourDadUp Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Got back from Vegas yesterday morning, it was sicckk...My plane departed Friday at 3.25PM, cab came to my yard around 12 noon and had to get my boy from Stratford which took approx 30mins.. now this fresh cab driver doesn't know the difference between left and right so he had to bang quite a few u-turns.. we ended up getting to Heathrow around 2.30PM and got ourselves checked in, the women told us we would need to hurry but we didn't take her too serious... The security line upstairs was f*cking long and this took us around 40minutes to bore through and then we started walking which eventually turned into running to the gate and the f*cking door was closed which was a heatbraker!!I switched up on the man at the United desk and he said he would arrange a flight tommorow morning at 10am for all four of us for free which was good enough considering we f*cked up.. went to premier travel inn and just hit the deck for the night..Made it on time in the morning, some long ass flight, transfer at Chicago and we had to make our way through security, done a retinal and fingerprint scan and got through no problems..2 of my boys got through no problems, one who has been jail around 3 timesNow the Muslim that was with us tries to bore through, guy looks at his passport, notices that he been to Dubai, confiscates his passport and tells him follow him to the interogation room10minutes of random questions (what do you study, what college, why you here etc etc) the guy tells him Hatton is going to get knocked and to have a nice time..SKEEN....Got to Vegas just before 5PM..Exit airport, we pay for our transfer to Hotel and walk across the road KNOWING which bus we should be on but some dumb midget black women asks to see our ticket and directs us to the bus she is driving knowing that we are going to stay at the MGM signature...She drives to the MGM grand, me thinking other people are getting off, then comes back and says ''Yo none of yall getting off'' and I'm like Na luv SIGNATURE not grand, she was like 'Na yall told me grand not signature' and she was going on some aggy tip 'time is money yall' and proceeded to boy us by dropping off 2 even though the Signature is right next to the Grand.. I told her stop being cheeky and drop us to our f*cking hotel in which she silenced and took us there on some mad driving flex..THAT WAS PART 1 OF MY ENCOUNTER OF DUMB IMMATURE BLACK AMERICANSSo now the times like 6PM, 2 hours before the main fight, Checked in at the hotel and take a shower and get dressed.. the signature is an amazing hotel, every little detail is on point!!!Living Room:Bedroom and TV that pops out of desk:Pool from balcony:View of the strip from balcony (cropped slightly as my boy wouldn't approve of his boat on the web lol) :Anyway on the way to the fight, saw Rick Ross with two sexy chicks and some overweight bouncers or maybe they was his boys, f*ck knows, he aired off my boy trying to show some love after I told him don't bred..Made way to the fight, 100's of limos were on road, sooo many sexy girls, it was just madBare British Daves and Skinheads, more than I expected, hold tight them booing the American National Anthem then getting humbled The black Americans under 30 get a serious serious plainface, they act like little kids shouting to the UK fans next to them:''YO DAWG THAT WASSUP NIGGA, THATS WHAT UP NIGGA''''USA THAT WASUP''''YO MAN MY NIGGA MAYWEATHER HANDLING YOUR BOY''''GO GET A BEER''they actually was another form of entertainment THAT WAS PART 2 OF MY ENCOUNTER OF DUMB IMMATURE BLACK AMERICANSAnyway fight ended, long walk of shame out the Arena with the US fans taunting the f*ck out the UK, even though I came as I neutral I felt like a stupid f*ck..Went back to the hotel, got changed then rented a Limo with a driver for $40 for an hour..was suprised by the price..Took us on a tour of the strip then went to a strip club for a few hours, come like some USA CLUB 19 but didn't have much choice as most clubs/strip are over 21 so boy.. got a vip suite for 100$ in which the guy told us you get a free champagne. The waitress comes to us with some Orange Juice champagne ting and I'm like 'what the f*ck is this' she was like 'We don't serve alcohol at all' and then I reply with ' 'Went back to the strip after...Paris Hiltons club and the Eifel tower:Another Hotel, some mad design:Statue Of Liberty:Mcdonalds, was reallll still:My boy picked up some food from a Mexican on the roadside, it was a scores worth and he paid $30.. told him he got tooken for any tourist but he tried arguing with me telling me thats normal prices... hmmmmHe asked one black man where he could buy rizla in which he replied:'Yo Black (as in skintone) we don't use that sh*t out here, you smoke like a white boy? Na black we use filles out her yall, thats the real sh*t, you need to stop smoking like a white boy'The white man on the bench next to us just looked the other way Was meant to depart the following morning at 8AM but thought f*ck that, went to the hotel and slept pass that time, woke up Sunday afternoon and checked out a few shopping malls, all in which were kinda sh*t, prices though was cheap taking advantage of the exchange rate but nothing that interested me..Nightime reaches early, head to some ride I had heard about at the other end of the strip...The StratosphereThis is from the ground, it doesn't show how high the ride starts but just think of looking down on the strip buildings as tiny dots.. the ride itself is f*cked... an up and down oblivion...Rest of the day was spent looking for girls, in which there wasn't many, cab driver told me cos it's dead these times of the year..?Early night, next day - Monday (My last day) went on some sick rollercoaster which was part of the NEW YORK NEW YORK hotelRollercoasterRollercoaster 2:Went to some mall that was about 2 miles from the strip, much better selection - Nike store, Adidas + Adidas originals store, Calvin Klein and a Vans store for all you Van lovers..Mall:Most of the day was spent shopping and doing random sh*tSlept for and departed like 7am in the morning and made way to the airport on our way to the security check all of us had to go through some next Seucity ting as out airline had 'SPECIALLY SELECTED US', first was some container thing that blows compressed air on us to see if we have explosive and then the next was to check our hand luggage, even though I had no hand luggage??SkeenWomen Takes my phone and puts it into a scannerSkeenTrying to take us for any lab ratsAnywayThats about it..All in all, America comes across the place to be, people are over friendly, the good lifestyle is much much affordable, girls that we saw are on point, leaves a big first impression...!!!!This sh*t took like an hour of my life so appreciate this review you cuntsCool Dawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 well f*ck you too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 that rolllercoaster look like fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEIRELES. Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 good Godshud turn that into a blog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 BIG write up!Take note people, that is how you do a report/story.Looks nang out there still.LMAO at the Orange Juice Champagne and RIZLA boyment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malika Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 i swear they dont sleepwen i went i was out drinkin all night went bck to the hotel bare people on the streets stillanyway went in 4 in the mornin had a steak dinner for like 2 pounds was huggethey dont sleep food serving 24/7 i tell ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medic Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 nice post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepz Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 looks sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayy Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 big, imma go there wen im 21.bet ur lovin the cold init lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxYourDadUp Posted December 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 i swear they dont sleepwen i went i was out drinkin all night went bck to the hotel bare people on the streets stillanyway went in 4 in the mornin had a steak dinner for like 2 pounds was huggethey dont sleep food serving 24/7 i tell yaYeah Vegas suits those sort of people who can handle not sleeping, I swear I would walk for an hour or two and wish I was back in the hotel room in bed... When I was boring thru the Casino at the MGM some of the people on the slots made me laugh - look like they been in that fixed position for days!!!! big, imma go there wen im 21.bet ur lovin the cold init lolNot even been out properly since I came back, way too tired + It was kinda blitz over their, the sun shines during the day but you would still need a jacket and nightime the winds are harsh!!Being 21 is a great + when visiting Vegas, man like me couldn't take advantage of it's full potential!!Oh and thats another thingOn the way back, we had our transfer to a British Airways flight in Dallas, Texas and next to our gate was a flight to Guatemala city, and boyyy there was some pengggg tings on their way there!!! And they be on this ting !!! (tough English though)Brazils Carnival is on Feb 2nd-5th, anyone from here reaching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brolly Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 *books tickets to las vegas* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gundam Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Looks sick. There is really no point me going America till im 21 otherwise you can't do sh*t!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Before I die I must go to see a fight in Vegas. My Dad went Tyson - Bruno II and loved it so I can deffo hear where your coming fromHow much was flight, hotel and fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-guy Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 sound live.good detail wit the re-count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_Break_Ankles Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 You gotta go there at least once in your lifetime man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mist Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 WOW looks SICK, thax for posting, i wanna go*checks out flights* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Nice read,safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karizma Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Nice read,Never been but my mom sez jus about the same as you...good vibesK-dot.1p.s. lol at the smoking like a white comment lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz Boyage Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 sounds like alot of fun, i want 2 go america one day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Sound like a live experience.Shoulda try move to gal on fight night though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurchie Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Big write up. Was just thinking of when you were going to come through with the review yesterday!Were your seats in the MGM Grand far off from the fight or did you get decent seats? Apart from Rick Ross see any of the other A-List stars there?What was the general vibe from the Americans, said they were friendly... but even the taunts was it cos the Brits out there were being cocky?Finally, Statue of Liberty? There's one in Vegas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Big write up. Was just thinking of when you were going to come through with the review yesterday!Were your seats in the MGM Grand far off from the fight or did you get decent seats? Apart from Rick Ross see any of the other A-List stars there?What was the general vibe from the Americans, said they were friendly... but even the taunts was it cos the Brits out there were being cocky?Finally, Statue of Liberty? There's one in Vegas? Thats a hotel called New York, New York I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 This is hyping me for my holiday. My bredrins going New York tomorrow, lucky cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 that looks 2 sick i cudnt reach vegas tho id end up married 2 a cleaner and broke wud have to all swim home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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