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Jeremy Beadle, aka Jezzers, aka Bezzers, was conceived at Bristol Zoo sometime between 1943 and 1947. It is believed that at least one of the parents is a Penguin, and recent DNA tests (Performed by Jerry Springer) proved that the other parent was indeed Noel Edmunds. Shunned from a young age by both parents and peers, by the age of 5 Jeremy was urinating in car exhausts and replacing bottles of milk with bottles of LSD. This outburst of creativity landed Jeremy his first job, with Channel 4.Hand:Jeremy was working as a tour guide for school groups in a cereal factory. Along with several other visitors who also lost limbs, Jeremy lost his hand in an accident when a machine that boxed shreddies went haywire during the visit. Unfortunately, during the surgery, the doctors mistakenly reattached the arm of an 8 year old catholic schoolgirl.
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