Guest Cousin Of Sleep Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Worst is witnessing your fren getting a beating....used to feel over awkward."Are you okay" lolrofl yea.Its like....do I walk away or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 The cussing in mother tongue before the object started stinging your body was enough to make me reconsider the bad I did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Maybe if kids got beatings london would be in a better state, who knowslol @ kids answering back to parents these days, R U MADI no guys that got the worst beatings ever, still went jail thoughTrue, but im just going by my experiences and who i know, friends and familyI feel what my mum done did put me in good steadthere needs to be a balance, thats all it iscant keep beatin ur kid and dont give it praise, thats when it will turn out badSome black parents are too dread though, mine included.Cant remember the last time have kissed or hugged my mumWell go see your mum today or when you go for sunday dinner and do just that!lol its not the done thing, just like it was stated in Goddaz thread about black parentsI think thats jus cos of the way they were raised back home most of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 I got clapped up - normal.Got the "I'll send you to Ghana" talk - normal.Got heated by family friends - normal.I think the best beating was a wooden spoon to the shins LMAO. That womean I call Mum CAN NOT be f*cked with.lol, hate wen other family members get invovled, you wourl get even worse licksyh cos ur mum feels like shes being showed upmy auntie and bigger cousin, used to gimme the look like 'we know what u mums like' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Worst is witnessing your fren getting a beating....used to feel over awkward."Are you okay" lolrofl yea.Its like....do I walk away or what?The worst is when you get brought in.Like, "I bet 001 doesnt talk but to his Mother, do you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkman Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 I got clapped up - normal.Got the "I'll send you to Ghana" talk - normal.Lol one boy thought he was going Ghana for a 'holiday' Didnt come back for six years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cousin Of Sleep Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Worst is witnessing your fren getting a beating....used to feel over awkward."Are you okay" lolrofl yea.Its like....do I walk away or what?The worst is when you get brought in.Like, "I bet 001 doesnt talk but to his Mother, do you?"LOOOL YEA happened to meIts like...you dont wanna drop your friend in it, but you consider for a sec that the slipper could fly at you =\Im sorry, but you gotsta get the beats son =\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 I got clapped up - normal.Got the "I'll send you to Ghana" talk - normal.Lol one boy thought he was going Ghana for a 'holiday' Didnt come back for six yearsMy frens sister jus got sent away to zimbabwe for "6 months"...I dun told her he aint comin back, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 I got clapped up - normal.Got the "I'll send you to Ghana" talk - normal.Lol one boy thought he was going Ghana for a 'holiday' Didnt come back for six yearsLOL NORMAL!!I can think of about 6-7 case studies, happens to girls as well.When they come back everything is correct even their posture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gayle Posted March 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Worst is witnessing your fren getting a beating....used to feel over awkward."Are you okay" lolrofl yea.Its like....do I walk away or what?The worst is when you get brought in.Like, "I bet 001 doesnt talk but to his Mother, do you?"lol lol hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 I got clapped up - normal.Got the "I'll send you to Ghana" talk - normal.Lol one boy thought he was going Ghana for a 'holiday' Didnt come back for six yearsLOL NORMAL!!I can think of about 6-7 case studies, happens to girls as well.When they come back everything is correct even their posture.LOL1 girl I know got sent to ghana come back but still was bad. YOU KNOW WHO IM ON ABOUT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkman Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 I got clapped up - normal.Got the "I'll send you to Ghana" talk - normal.Lol one boy thought he was going Ghana for a 'holiday' Didnt come back for six yearsLOL NORMAL!!I can think of about 6-7 case studies, happens to girls as well.When they come back everything is correct even their posture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gayle Posted March 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Maybe if kids got beatings london would be in a better state, who knowslol @ kids answering back to parents these days, R U MADI no guys that got the worst beatings ever, still went jail thoughTrue, but im just going by my experiences and who i know, friends and familyI feel what my mum done did put me in good steadthere needs to be a balance, thats all it iscant keep beatin ur kid and dont give it praise, thats when it will turn out badSome black parents are too dread though, mine included.Cant remember the last time have kissed or hugged my mumWell go see your mum today or when you go for sunday dinner and do just that!lol its not the done thing, just like it was stated in Goddaz thread about black parentsI think thats jus cos of the way they were raised back home most of them.True, but they still do nuff for you, but when it comes to stuff like that most are not the hugging kissing kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M12 Part 2 Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 I got clapped up - normal.Got the "I'll send you to Ghana" talk - normal.Lol one boy thought he was going Ghana for a 'holiday' Didnt come back for six yearsLOL NORMAL!!I can think of about 6-7 case studies, happens to girls as well.When they come back everything is correct even their posture.ajsdlasdpasd;as;d];adsa;;.gvd]bgb;]g3ddf;dfvfdvdfits funny cos its SO true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-T Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 I got clapped up - normal.Got the "I'll send you to Ghana" talk - normal.Lol one boy thought he was going Ghana for a 'holiday' Didnt come back for six yearsLOL NORMAL!!I can think of about 6-7 case studies, happens to girls as well.When they come back everything is correct even their posture. Getting sent back isn't even a game. Unless you get hooked up with the international schools then . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trim Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Beating is unnecessary though still. It can f*ck up a childs life in the future, its just a way of parents letting out aggression imo, they know they dont need to hit their kids atall dnt teach your kids sh*t imo. they hit them alot of the time because they know they can. If it taught them not to be naughty they wouldnt av been getting hit countless amounts of times. some of the beatings kids get not serious atall. Dis boy dat used to go my primary school always used to come in wiv bruises n sh*t never used to talk. used to feel bad 4 him, was the type that was just silent all the time and stayed away from everyone as much as he could. makes u realise what it can do to people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PennyTraitor Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 iv realised our parents are just passing down their beatings wen my mum tells me the f*ckery my nan did 2 her it all makes senselike my kids are pissssssedim bringing back all the tactics, naming the wooden spoon, beating with ur OWN new shoes, facing the wall, the biggest boyment, no toilet breaksmy grandparents had a belt on the wallcalled jamesthey never used it, but sh*t was scary jyrjtjtijwstryktskmfgkydkdykmjfjmdghmdgukmdgjmdgjmfgkmkdgkmdtkmdghkmtkLOL AT MAN EATING LEFT OVER FOOD ON THE CURBEHAERYHG EAHSADHGSEHEAWHY TAHBAETHEAHYTG AQEHTHT CNT B SERIOUS.AND YES BEDROOM BULLY. EXPLANATIONS ARE IN ORDER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Action Dan Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Never was once hit, if I was it was a smack on the arse at most.Not about actually beating up a child, that's just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vaseline Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Worst is witnessing your fren getting a beating....used to feel over awkward."Are you okay" lolrofl yea.Its like....do I walk away or what?The worst is when you get brought in.Like, "I bet 001 doesnt talk but to his Mother, do you?"LOLTopic is joke.lmfao @ "are you okay?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Worst is witnessing your fren getting a beating....used to feel over awkward."Are you okay" lolrofl yea.Its like....do I walk away or what?The worst is when you get brought in.Like, "I bet 001 doesnt talk but to his Mother, do you?"*spuds*I only sided with my bedrin once and she phoned my mum and said I disrespected her, got stone cold stunnered and all sorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuppatopbrer Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Black parents take it too far beating their kids with weapons n sh*t. I will slap my kids but its never about using slippers/pots/pans/sticks. You think it's acceptable because it gets passed down through the generations like you man who got licks gonna think its not a ting to draw for the belt buckle on your child.It's waste, if you need to beat your kids with weapons imo.Wrong. Who tend to be more disciplined (towards their parents), black or other children?BeltSlippersTrainersWooden SpoonCan remember my Grandad washing out my brothers mouth with soap cos he swore.That happened to me in after school club. 1st time I swore as well. She liked to drop the "Dont let me send you to Africa" lineThat affected me the most still. My family back there would give man the left over and I would eat with the family cat in the curbLOL like any smigel.Remember one time when I was annoying my sister and she grassed on me so I got beats... in the middle of the beating (with a wooden spoon), my sister comes and brings the fufu pounder for my mum to use instead. As if the wooden spoon wasn't painful enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 HILARIOUS READHow come everyone today is too much of a p*ssy to smack their kids around? That's what I want to know: why are parents afraid to beat their kids? When I was a kid and I screwed up, my parents beat my ass. We didn't have a conversation about it. I didn't have a "time out." In fact, I've never even once been grounded in my life. What's the point? Send your kid to his room and make him play video games and read comic books all day? Great idea, why don't you take him to a psychiatrist while you're at it so she can pull some disorder out of her ass to hide the fact that you're a bad parent?Kids today need a good beating every now and then. If you don't beat your kids when they fall out of line, the next thing you know your son will go off and bang some dude in the ass just out of spite. You tell them to clean their room, they say "no," you smack them. It's simple; it works. Don't listen to these assholes on TV with their bullshit hippy psycho babble; if they had it their way, every child would be raised in a pastel colored room with Philip Glass pumped through the speakers 24 hours a day. Then again, it might not be all that bad because it will make your kids complacent, so it won't be as hard for them to swallow when they realize that they'll be spending the rest of their lives chained to a desk in a cubicle writing reports to make someone else rich.The problem is that kids today think their opinions matter. By not beating your kids, they get a skewed perspective of reality where they start thinking that they have it rough and that they can get away with dying their hair and listening to Insane Clown Posse. That's where you need to come in and put the law down. To help you, the negligent parent, I've put together a guide to smacking your kids for your convenience (hint: you may want to even print this guide up and hang it on your fridge as a reminder to both you and your kids). Here are some useful techniques:# 5 across the eyesFive across the eyes. This is a very basic maneuver and usually enough to cover most situations when your child is out of line. Simply put four fingers tightly together and either leave the thumb off to the side or fold it behind the other four fingers. Then smack your kid across the face with the back of your hand. Now this is the tricky part: make sure to snap your wrist just before contact otherwise you won't get a stinging effect. Very important because you don't want to risk letting your kid think you're a p*ssy.#The sucker punch. Just ask the question "hey, what's that on your shirt?" and when they look down, bust their lip. You need to do this every now and then to keep them guessing. Don't ever let them off the hook. Just because they're not doing anything wrong doesn't mean that they didn't do something wrong earlier that you weren't aware of.#The yard stick. Or for those of you who don't use the arbitrary American system, this is also known as "the meter stick." This is a good general purpose beating because the stick usually doesn't last beyond three or four good whacks--usually enough to send the message.#The one-two shut-the-hell-up. This is priceless when you're shopping and your kid won't shut the hell up: "I'm hungry, I want toys, I need my Insulin..." etc. First smack your kid (the 5 across the eyes technique works). Wait a few seconds for your kid to start crying, then smack your kid again to let him know that you mean business. This usually shuts them up because they see that the amount of crying is proportional to the amount of beatings.#The 2 x 4 / PVC pipe. If you do your job as a parent, this should never have to be administered. This is for heavy duty jobs only (ie. any time your kid comes home and begins a sentence with "she might be pregnant..." or "I can _____ if I want to..." where the blank can be any of the following: smoke, have sex, experiment with drugs, watch Oprah, etc). Usually the threat of this beating is enough to keep your kid from screwing up.#The Dragon Kick. If you're interested in a permanent solution to your child giving you lip about washing the dishes, cleaning his or her room or filing your tax return, then the Dragon kick might be the technique for you. I guarantee that you will only have to ask once after the Dragon kick has been administered.#The skull thump. A quick blow usually dealt to the side or back of the head. Simply flick them in the head with your finger. An alternative is to smack your child up side the head with your palm. Very useful for teaching your child to read when he or she makes a mistake. Hitting your child when he or she is learning builds confidence, or undermines confidence--I can't remember which.#The one-handed chauffeur reach around. A quick reach around while you're driving to smack your kid and his friends too if they disrespect. Swerve the car back and forth for the full effect.#The cane intercept. If you're too old to chase your kid around the house, use the handle of your cane to trip him if he tries to get away. When he gets up, poke him in the head a few times to let him know who's boss.There you have it. Use these basic techniques to discipline your child if you want him or her to turn out to be a success story like me. Here's how to tell if you've fulfilled your obligations as a parent:Remember: never take sh*t from your kids. You make payments on the house, utilities, their clothes, school, and their food. You own them. If they don't like it, they can move out. If you love your kids, love them enough to beat them so that they don't grow up to be idiots.Posted by Maddox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vaseline Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Black parents take it too far beating their kids with weapons n sh*t. I will slap my kids but its never about using slippers/pots/pans/sticks. You think it's acceptable because it gets passed down through the generations like you man who got licks gonna think its not a ting to draw for the belt buckle on your child.It's waste, if you need to beat your kids with weapons imo.Wrong. Who tend to be more disciplined (towards their parents), black or other children?Moretime its not the black child on the floor of the bus making noise and cussing the parent because the parent didnt get him that 99p flake icecream..moretime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRC Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Thats the problem with kids today. They get it to EASY!!!These days a kid causes trouble and its a time-out...we didn't have no time-out in my house...in my house it was BELT-OUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 @ Jubez. that was funny Remember: never take sh*t from your kids. You make payments on the house, utilities, their clothes, school, and their food. You own them. If they don't like it, they can move out. If you love your kids, love them enough to beat them so that they don't grow up to be idiots.straight up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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