Time to Expose...

[Fresh]

SMH @ people that dont beat their kids in suitable situations

[kahuna]

its not about telling eveyone how your parents delt with you wheen you were being a sh*t.my gran pulled the slipper out on a few occasions tho

[Viva_La_Vixen]

held a rushin from both of them once got stamped out like rat

LMAO

basically anythin that was around when my mumzy wiled out

Yup! Same here, HATED the wooden spoon beatings though, they stung like crazy afterwards, Got beat with one once for drawing on my brothers wardrobe with permanent marker, then lied and said it wasnt me, she asked again about three or four times bait it was me as I wrote my own name but she wanted me to admit it! Lied each and eveytime, till I got scared of lying and thought she would really appricate it if I were to admit it SMH! ''Did you do it''''No''''Did you do it''''No''''Did you do it''''Yes''wooden spoon came out and she beat the sh*t outta me infront of my borther and all his friends!

[XcalibA]

its when the licks build upi member my aunt was cussing my cousin, and started dashing clothes at her, every1 was bussin up, then it got deep, and she dash the iron and the ironing board at her head,laughing turned 2 silence, then bare sobbing every1 was shookiron 2 the face dont look funny

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oh sh*t had me chokin on me dinner

[LS]

Hate the slipper, even when i tried to run, she had some MAD accuracy that it always got me.I got the usuals, sticks, curtain rails, slippers etc don't think i got hit with a belt though, probally can't remember.

[Trim]

Out of interest ... all of the people on here that got beats, will you all do the same to your kids

[Viva_La_Vixen]

If my kid is out of line and or needs to be taught a lesson, yes I will beat the hell outta them! I am no Ian Beal!! I Would do it and mean then dare them to do it again! Otherwise its only a train werck waiting to happen!!

[Ella]

yes I will beat my kids

[Natalie]

yes I will beat my kids

[Grafter]

HILARIOUS READHow come everyone today is too much of a p*ssy to smack their kids around? That's what I want to know: why are parents afraid to beat their kids? When I was a kid and I screwed up, my parents beat my ass. We didn't have a conversation about it. I didn't have a "time out." In fact, I've never even once been grounded in my life. What's the point? Send your kid to his room and make him play video games and read comic books all day? Great idea, why don't you take him to a psychiatrist while you're at it so she can pull some disorder out of her ass to hide the fact that you're a bad parent?Kids today need a good beating every now and then. If you don't beat your kids when they fall out of line, the next thing you know your son will go off and bang some dude in the ass just out of spite. You tell them to clean their room, they say "no," you smack them. It's simple; it works. Don't listen to these assholes on TV with their bullshit hippy psycho babble; if they had it their way, every child would be raised in a pastel colored room with Philip Glass pumped through the speakers 24 hours a day. Then again, it might not be all that bad because it will make your kids complacent, so it won't be as hard for them to swallow when they realize that they'll be spending the rest of their lives chained to a desk in a cubicle writing reports to make someone else rich.The problem is that kids today think their opinions matter. By not beating your kids, they get a skewed perspective of reality where they start thinking that they have it rough and that they can get away with dying their hair and listening to Insane Clown Posse. That's where you need to come in and put the law down. To help you, the negligent parent, I've put together a guide to smacking your kids for your convenience (hint: you may want to even print this guide up and hang it on your fridge as a reminder to both you and your kids). Here are some useful techniques:# 5 across the eyesFive across the eyes. This is a very basic maneuver and usually enough to cover most situations when your child is out of line. Simply put four fingers tightly together and either leave the thumb off to the side or fold it behind the other four fingers. Then smack your kid across the face with the back of your hand. Now this is the tricky part: make sure to snap your wrist just before contact otherwise you won't get a stinging effect. Very important because you don't want to risk letting your kid think you're a p*ssy.#The sucker punch. Just ask the question "hey, what's that on your shirt?" and when they look down, bust their lip. You need to do this every now and then to keep them guessing. Don't ever let them off the hook. Just because they're not doing anything wrong doesn't mean that they didn't do something wrong earlier that you weren't aware of.#The yard stick. Or for those of you who don't use the arbitrary American system, this is also known as "the meter stick." This is a good general purpose beating because the stick usually doesn't last beyond three or four good whacks--usually enough to send the message.#The one-two shut-the-hell-up. This is priceless when you're shopping and your kid won't shut the hell up: "I'm hungry, I want toys, I need my Insulin..." etc. First smack your kid (the 5 across the eyes technique works). Wait a few seconds for your kid to start crying, then smack your kid again to let him know that you mean business. This usually shuts them up because they see that the amount of crying is proportional to the amount of beatings.#The 2 x 4 / PVC pipe. If you do your job as a parent, this should never have to be administered. This is for heavy duty jobs only (ie. any time your kid comes home and begins a sentence with "she might be pregnant..." or "I can _____ if I want to..." where the blank can be any of the following: smoke, have sex, experiment with drugs, watch Oprah, etc). Usually the threat of this beating is enough to keep your kid from screwing up.#The Dragon Kick. If you're interested in a permanent solution to your child giving you lip about washing the dishes, cleaning his or her room or filing your tax return, then the Dragon kick might be the technique for you. I guarantee that you will only have to ask once after the Dragon kick has been administered.#The skull thump. A quick blow usually dealt to the side or back of the head. Simply flick them in the head with your finger. An alternative is to smack your child up side the head with your palm. Very useful for teaching your child to read when he or she makes a mistake. Hitting your child when he or she is learning builds confidence, or undermines confidence--I can't remember which.#The one-handed chauffeur reach around. A quick reach around while you're driving to smack your kid and his friends too if they disrespect. Swerve the car back and forth for the full effect.#The cane intercept. If you're too old to chase your kid around the house, use the handle of your cane to trip him if he tries to get away. When he gets up, poke him in the head a few times to let him know who's boss.There you have it. Use these basic techniques to discipline your child if you want him or her to turn out to be a success story like me. Here's how to tell if you've fulfilled your obligations as a parent:Remember: never take sh*t from your kids. You make payments on the house, utilities, their clothes, school, and their food. You own them. If they don't like it, they can move out. If you love your kids, love them enough to beat them so that they don't grow up to be idiots.Posted by Maddox

actuallyLMFAO @ ALL OF THIS

[Guest Mr. Estacado]

yh defo gonna beat my kids normalbut i hope it gets to the point where i beat them so bad that i can give them ''the look'' and all will be understoodmy parents had me on lock like that at 1 pointthe look = say something one more time i dare you I DOUBLE DARE YOU

[Trilliam]

yh defo gonna beat my kids normalbut i hope it gets to the point where i beat them so bad that i can give them ''the look'' and all will be understoodmy parents had me on lock like that at 1 pointthe look = say something one more time i dare you I DOUBLE DARE YOU

DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT

[o-guy]

i got beaten withbelttelephone wireslipperscanewooden spoonhandsand various pieces of clothinggot told toface the wallstand with yur hands upsume next ting called stool dwn (african ting, u bend over and balance on one leg and one finger, beats if u fall dwn)if i have a boy, he will get the same treatment if i have a girl she gets a full bly from the beatings except for the wooden spoon to the hand

[RaiKkoNen]

Didn't really get beats, most of the kids i see illbehaving are white anyway.Some kid on the bus was calling his mother a f*ck*ng bitch and she was smiling looking all embarrassed, if that was my mum, cemetry is me.

[LuLu]

my mother slapped me across the face once, but thinking back now, she had plently of reason to.

[Grafter]

i got beaten withbelttelephone wireslipperscanewooden spoonhandsand various pieces of clothinggot told toface the wallstand with yur hands upsume next ting called stool dwn (african ting, u bend over and balance on one leg and one finger, beats if u fall dwn)if i have a boy, he will get the same treatment if i have a girl she gets a full bly from the beatings except for the wooden spoon to the hand

i will do all thisbut dnt really have intentions of givn my youts no super beats

[Guest haze-e]

Beatings are a must.Disicipline = Good children...Coz there toooo shook to be bad yasimi.

[Grafter]

i dont think that anyone on here, well most of the people that have 'exposed' their parents can say that all of them beatings were necessary and justalie they went over the top on too many occasions

[I.B.Blackman]

Mum went OTTMade me a generally aggressive person now.