if im going to bar i will ask who im out with if they want something more time with my regular ravers i already know what everyone drinks....so if i go to the bar i cop for everyone....and i know when my guys goto the bar they will bring me back a drinkjust normalbut i dont rave with people i dont rate no more and if by chance i happen to...birthday or something then i stay tight to my donscut out all the tight goto the bar on a sly come back with 1 drink guys from my circles./im about to seriously f*ck up my relationship by falling in love(not real real love but you know what i mean) with a next young chickive always told everyone if you meet a ting you like either f*ck her asap or if your them stay faithful guys dont have anything to do with her phone your missus and forget about the new ting..........NEVER EVER have them deep life convos...stay up all night talking to them and not bangfully my fault i didnt bang this girl....even though i dont think she was gnna give it up.....shes in a relationship and wasnt going to cheat with someone unless she sees them as her next man but at the time i was taking her for my girl and im sure she was taking me for her current manshes only 18 but shes just so my type(dont laugh....personality wise)....like a new upgraded version of my girl...every time i get a text, ping or call i get the school boy feelingthats the beneath on the surface ive told her to f*ck off in the most polite way possible and told the man dem im just lining her up for unfinished businesshow can a young ting do this to me of all people....i never get feelings for anyone i fully needed that MOC but now if this sh*t goes any longer im gonna wanna cuddle after sex ima just watch californication and soldier it told my girl i feel ill so she doesnt clock yet but if i still feel like this in a week im f*ckED
if your girl is on the ball she will soon clock so fix up. "i feel ill" + not sleeping well + other sh*t = suspectthe bit in red = *spuds*
had a nap guess who i just dreamt ofdropped a nice little youve been acting diff latley to my girl so it deflects for a while
My Intenstines: "f*ck maintain bwoy I gotta keep BOWELING"belly has beein in dissaray last 2 days, making me late for various places i was meant to be thus making me look badgot offered 1 job ona short term contract but its still a gd lookweekend job phoned me giving me an ultimatum so looks like im gone, n will be in n out of houses just in time for when the clocks go backgot the all clear but my piece is still a mess. f the nhs
Yeah fishing trip was sick caught one fish, had to stay out for eight hours due to tide currents. And then sh*t in a bucket then piss over the side. Next time get a better boat you silly wanna be fish man prick.
wtf are my key skills?swear i hate appplyin for jobs
trust me im doin one application nowbeen doin it for hours, having even started the cover letter bit
im on some bit now askin when i exceeded a customers expectationsfml i cnt b bothered with this
you could talk about helping someone with their computer sh*t, an say u did this this an that, an they didnt expect it and they were very pleased because this allowed them to...c/s doin it once an saving it with these type of questionsaltho i write a customized cover letter every time
Would it be gay of me to wax my chest?? cos im starting to look like a sicilian fish monger, its a 50/50 thing though because some slags like the feel.
Don't wax.For every chick that would prefer it, you'll get one who thinks you're a fass for doing it (if she knows you've done it), or just doesn't like bare chested.
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My Intenstines: "f*ck maintain bwoy I gotta keep BOWELING"belly has beein in dissaray last 2 days, making me late for various places i was meant to be thus making me look badgot offered 1 job ona short term contract but its still a gd lookweekend job phoned me giving me an ultimatum so looks like im gone, n will be in n out of houses just in time for when the clocks go backgot the all clear but my piece is still a mess. f the nhs
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JLovely
@Mesut - you told ur girl she's been acting diff to deflect your guilt....smh.Typical.
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Guest Triple XXX
hmmmnever knew thatshall take note
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eating stale crisps for dinner
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wtf are my key skills?swear i hate appplyin for jobs
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Yeah fishing trip was sick caught one fish, had to stay out for eight hours due to tide currents. And then sh*t in a bucket then piss over the side. Next time get a better boat you silly wanna be fish man prick.
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Aquaman
Do it once n save it in word then edit it each time u apply my friendthen copy n paste that will save u time
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Would it be gay of me to wax my chest?? cos im starting to look like a sicilian fish monger, its a 50/50 thing though because some slags like the feel.
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Dubby
I wouldn't even though I despise the feeling myself, it'd just be long to maintain, I know it'd all grow back within like 2 weeks.
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Don't wax.For every chick that would prefer it, you'll get one who thinks you're a fass for doing it (if she knows you've done it), or just doesn't like bare chested.
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Lieutenant
I get mine done every now and again, round the belly button killsssssss!!!!!!Lol @ getting it done for any female though, that's soggy.
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