Official VENTING Thread

[Yoshie]

Think we've got a bat in the loft, long for catching rabies going up there.

[Grafter]

i heard it is illegal to kill batsthey are a protected species...

[djbmc]

i heard it is illegal to kill batsthey are a protected species...

surely that depends on the species of bat does it not?

[Grafter]

i dnt know man

[Yoshie]

It sounds like flapping up there but all I saw was a few mice poos, how the f*ck to mice even get up to the loft.

[Black Ant]

didnt even know there were bats in this countrycould be bird

[Lofa]

What am I going to do when the day comes for my parents die? They are not even elderly yet but it continuously occupies my mind.My mother is the love of my life.Stress.

Since my uncle passed I been thinking about this.I think I'd be a total wreck for the longest time.

My protectiveness levels have gone into overdrive.The other day I came home to discover that my ma had recently decided to take the night bus home after an evening with friends and had sat on the top deck.I nearly lost my mind.

[JLovely]

Seeing things your not meant to see....smh!

[Skola]

[Black Ant]

why is it so hard to get the sum in the next column in a pivot tablei hate when i cant do something

[SLEAZE BALL]

My protectiveness levels have gone into overdrive.The other day I came home to discover that my ma had recently decided to take the night bus home after an evening with friends and had sat on the top deck.I nearly lost my mind.

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[A Bit Better]

Lofa's some f*ck*ng killjoy. How you gonna come in here on some morbid tip reminding everyone that their parents are gonna die!? f*ck is that!?Anyway, gonna vent for my boy:The anti-poon: "Went out on Saturday night for my birthday. Spent 3 bills on bottles and stuff for my people. Got thrown out at 1! Went out on Sunday with a couple people and at the end me and my boy went back to mine with these 2 chicks from Brighton. In the morning my boy told me he smashed. I didn't even lips mine. My boy left at 11am but I jammed with the chicks all day and went carnival with them till they met their friends (4 guys). I texted the chick later... She hasn't replied."LMFAO. Guy stays losing. He played the sexless inkeeper (How I Met Your Mother reference). The chicks were supposed to stay at some guy's place but he got too high and wasn't picking up the phone to come pick them up from the club. I swear I actually feel bad for him but he never f*ck*ng listens to me.

[LS]

September has come and now i think its time to kill my social life and save money 'cause in 3 weeks times freshers start and i know my money will be gone in 2 weeks after it starts. I just don't know if i can do it. I'm generally sh*t at saving money

[A Bit Better]

I did a bit in the 3rd person. Not that complicated. Re-read it.

[JLovely]

Your friend is a fool! LOOOOL/Sad times when your ex's 5yr old nephew asks where have u been.

[Natty]

NATTY u may aswell get a quick nut, forget about herthen have another ting for when u come backsimplez

i'll try to get th quick nut but we'll see also met a saw ting at the party who was blatantly on me but i didn't get a chance to put it on her to get the bb/number so i'll have to do it the gay way through facebook

I'm outraged that this chick aired my add on facebook not that i care about her or was feeling her much its just the audacity of not accepting after i only spoke to her after she was baitly feeling me and my little cuzzy confirmed that shes saw smfhwould have been different if i had put it on her properly but it was impossible cuz she was liiicckkeedd by the end of the night

[JLovely]

You surprised?!

[Michel Kane]

jus got told im being 'investigated'. ive only jus started. lol

That's f*ckED bruv./Pissed for Ek's friend/How can certain man from SECONDARY school, be snaking each other over a bag. Like, they've been tight for YEARS & a bag has caused man to snake another? f*ck*ng niggaz.

[Trilliam]

Went dentist today, gum disease sounds so final.

[Frank.]

Is it terminal?

[Trilliam]

I dunno but sh*t man, I don't wanna lose my teeth.

[Aquaman]

got my own family members lying to me over serious issues. ive been seeing red last 2 dayseveryone in my house is f'd atm im looking for alternative accomodation asapon more trivial matters this bb sh*t is dangerous ive managed to piss off 3 chicks this weekend due to my arrogance/mindstateon to the next

[Skola]

i have tickets for this eventeveryone who finds out is beggin me to take them, and no doubt more people will ask me about it closer to the time, but im not lying to my friends and sayin nah i didnt get ticketswill feel guilty regardless of who i decide to takeat least im going

[Guest Triple XXX]

jus got told im being 'investigated'. ive only jus started. lol

what for?

[Guest Loso]

mans been taking sh*t from the stockroom obviouslygonna pos him