Speculate Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 need fresh white panties why? you soiled your last pair, huh?/bored on christmas eve my mums about so im going church tomorrow, aint been in about 6 months, its gonna be wierd to say the leastalso no-one aint seen my dad for like a week still and he aint pickin up his calls dunno wagwan, of all times to go 'missing' smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiNES. Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 shuda copped some head for the time he took out of his lifewe dont cop head round here bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 She was thick before. But she skipped chubby and hit fat. Couldn't even beat. She just fell off. Had one hench spot on her chin as well. Later she was asking me if I can see it like the motherf*cker hadn't been laughing at me all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 MERRY CHRISTMAS VENTERS/MOANERS/BIG GURLS BLOUSESENJOY UR DAY TODAY HOPE U GET ALL UR PREZZIES ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 LOL /Pum pum dont change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 smaddy i just jogged home2.5 miles felt like 25 milesfully layered up. hat, scarf, jumper, top, gloves, trackie, jeans and boots.Swear I was carrying an extra stone in weight at least - felt like some sort urban rambo on my slow jog watching all the taxis drive by. Actually stopped one and said "I have 8 quid im goin to X"...his response: "we take credit cards" - par.Actually burst into skipping a couple times but it felt too gay. Swear a slow jog >>>> skipping lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 smaddy i just jogged home2.5 miles felt like 25 milesfully layered up. hat, scarf, jumper, top, gloves, trackie, jeans and boots.Swear I was carrying an extra stone in weight at least - felt like some sort urban rambo on my slow jog watching all the taxis drive by. Actually stopped one and said "I have 8 quid im goin to X"...his response: "we take credit cards" - par.Actually burst into skipping a couple times but it felt too gay. Swear a slow jog >>>> skipping lolahshamepos anyway for givin it a go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 No vents (from me) today.Merry Christmas to the Venting Thread faithful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofa Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Real skipping is faster than an average jog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 great just bit my tongue, aint even started cookinthis is swag aint even gonna be able to eat properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Skipping forwards = moist/ schoolgirlishSkipping Sideways = training hard for something important 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Ur drunk alie?was, yes.went out for xmas eve drinks and regret it tbh. good laugh but, tired today. envited out but cba. napped and still tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubby Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 Skipping forwards = moist/ schoolgirlishSkipping Sideways = training hard for something importantskipping backwards = jerking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 My dreams are so f*cked hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 you know them ones where 2 peopl eu know decide to go out with each other n u just know itll end badly so distance urselfyea 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 for loike 2 minutes i just go treally excited over nothing, u know like if ur goin ona trip or ur about to see someone u aint seen ina whilen really want to u get that kinda rush in ur headyea thatf*cked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 This bitch told me her chest infection was not contageous. But I can feel phlegm developing on my chest and I keep having to clear my throat. PISSED. Just checked online and your average acute chest infection takes 7 to 10 days to pass. That means I'll still be ill on NYE and NYD. f*ck*ng PISSED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 all cuz u was on this bareback lipsing ting 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 init Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 Should've drawn for the clingfilm but I didn't think! DAMN ME! Told my boy the chick said she wasn't contageous. He said that's like asking a chick if she's got Chlamydia.Felt stupid after he said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiKkoNen Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 Bruv, why are you spelling contagious with an 'e'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 lol mans pissed off by a letter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 Bruv, why are you spelling contagious with an 'e'?Didn't know how to spell it and couldn't be bothered to check. So I guessed.Bit of a stupid question IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M12 Part 2 Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 Smh. Why are u lipsing people u know have chest infections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 She was in the aftermath of the infection and I wanted to beat.I got it in but at what price! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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