Official VENTING Thread

[Black Ant]

oh yeahi almost got killed todayone of the most frightening moments of my lifeim standing on an island and this van tries to go past a cyclist really fastbut he is now about to crash into the island im standing oni take a step back like that was gunna helphe just misses it/mefrefrfrfgtgetthat van came towards me and i couldnt do anything. sh*t myself.*deep breath*

[Speculate]

should have done a curtis from misfits

should do a curtis from misfits with this fail of a post

[BLACK VICTIM]

should have done a curtis from misfits

should do a curtis from misfits with this fail of a post

parkinsons

[A Bit Better]

This chick is NUTS! Got back from a meal and thought I better bell her. Was like half 12 but she seems to stay up late. Check my phone, I had a text."U removed me! Ur so f*ck*ng rude u should take ur head out of ur arse coz u aint all that luv!" Hadn't even removed her (from BBM).I think I may actually be out of my depth here. I wanted crazy to be interesting but she may be TOO crazy!

[Speculate]

This chick is NUTS! Got back from a meal and thought I better bell her. Was like half 12 but she seems to stay up late. Check my phone, I had a text."U removed me! Ur so f*ck*ng rude u should take ur head out of ur arse coz u aint all that luv!" Hadn't even removed her (from BBM).I think I may actually be out of my depth here. I wanted crazy to be interesting but she may be TOO crazy!

nah this sounds fun, what else would you be doing otherwise, just don't wife it obviously/felt actually angry at myself the other day cos the signs were there but in my head i thought no-one knows me like i know her she aint a slag, then it slapped me in the face when i saw some pic on fb, which she brazenly allowed to stay up didnt try report it or nothing. couldn't believe i'd ignored all the bait signs and was prepared to do a proper ting with this chick SMH

[Heero Yuy]

Crazy girls sex game>>>>>>>>>>>>/Waking up to 20 missed calls

[Skola]

My mug has gone missing.Its kinda slick aswell - XL mug made of glass. Either its been stolen, misplaced, or the cleaners broke it.

[Skola]

Anti-c/s ending up like skola

It's OK, I'll have my wits about me. Won't just be chilling and getting high with her like she's not a threat.

just dont get too drunk and you should be fine

[Dubby]

the idea of christmas this year just seems long tbhin all honesty I'd just prefer one day of rest

[Bardissimo]

the idea of christmas this year just seems long tbhin all honesty I'd just prefer one day of rest

[kurious]

need fresh white panties +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdunVK1qoLg&feature=fvst

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

Do u live off take aways?

nah, certain times i just cannot be bothered to cook, past 2 weeks have been that, its only been twice last week and itll be three times this week tonight/>>>>>>>>>>>>>> security alarm goin off in tesco, turns out i didnt take the tag off the knives, havin to be escorted back in is not the lick//met this nice lighty, 22, from Kenya n speaks swahili, soon as i told her thas where im fron she started speakin it, i told her i only understand a lil in swahili (had to learn for the exact situation)but yea, shes nice

[JGGB]

woke up at 2pm todayCannot hack the 9-5, only first day back and I was all falling asleep on the tube after and then dropped asleep reading a TTL topic at 9 something meaning I missed half of 300.Cannot be asked with Christmas or New Years this year espesh as no1 is bringing any house tings to the fore and I'm not down for London clubbing on Overdraft.Need to get my head in the books for Jan exams

[Corrigan]

Do u live off take aways?

nah, certain times i just cannot be bothered to cook, past 2 weeks have been that, its only been twice last week and itll be three times this week tonight/>>>>>>>>>>>>>> security alarm goin off in tesco, turns out i didnt take the tag off the knives, havin to be escorted back in is not the lick//met this nice lighty, 22, from Kenya n speaks swahili, soon as i told her thas where im fron she started speakin it, i told her i only understand a lil in swahili (had to learn for the exact situation)but yea, shes nice

GET IN THERE DURRTS/If my ID dnt come for NE imma be VEX.A house party better come through

[JOHN DOE]

JAS u want id i can get propa propa ting full driving lic with hologram will even show up on comp when scanned 300 boys tho

[Grafter]

antivent: had the best afternooncaught up with a couple guys from primary schoolreal nice12 years is a long time yo

[Corrigan]

JAS u want id i can get propa propa ting full driving lic with hologram will even show up on comp when scanned 300 boys tho

lol replacement is £20 and paid for, im good dood

[Corrigan]

double

[Supernova]

Would prefer to not be sat here on xmas evevery boredfeels severely un christmasy right now :/ahhh the lack of magic ...I thought it stopped at like 13...but ti gets worse every year

[A Bit Better]

Met up with an old link today. Was looking forward to beating. Bitch got fat! How she not gonna tell me!? Saw bare chins! Just had to cut the whole thing short and say I was going to see family. Such a shame. She was one of the best beats. Never had a chick before or since that got as wet!*Pours liquor*

[Guest Rorschach]

innitHow fat could she have beenunless she was chubby before, and slid into fat

[Grafter]

"bare chins"sounds pretty fat

[Guest Rorschach]

Some some cruel chest infection and I'm on some strong antibiotics and have ingested a coctail of drugs, and honestly think Im a little high or somethingjust started laughing earlier, so much that I was cryingfor no reasonits happening again..

[Michel Kane]

Eks goes gym.There comes a point where there is 'too much' fat.Several double chins he said, c'mon brehs.

[JOHN DOE]

shuda copped some head for the time he took out of his life