Official VENTING Thread

[Speculate]

need fresh white panties

why? you soiled your last pair, huh?/bored on christmas eve my mums about so im going church tomorrow, aint been in about 6 months, its gonna be wierd to say the leastalso no-one aint seen my dad for like a week still and he aint pickin up his calls dunno wagwan, of all times to go 'missing' smh

[NiNES.]

shuda copped some head for the time he took out of his life

we dont cop head round here bro

[A Bit Better]

She was thick before. But she skipped chubby and hit fat. Couldn't even beat. She just fell off. Had one hench spot on her chin as well. Later she was asking me if I can see it like the motherf*cker hadn't been laughing at me all day!

[JOHN DOE]

MERRY CHRISTMAS VENTERS/MOANERS/BIG GURLS BLOUSESENJOY UR DAY TODAY HOPE U GET ALL UR PREZZIES !

[Wavant]

LOL /Pum pum dont change.

[Skola]

smaddy i just jogged home2.5 miles felt like 25 milesfully layered up. hat, scarf, jumper, top, gloves, trackie, jeans and boots.Swear I was carrying an extra stone in weight at least - felt like some sort urban rambo on my slow jog watching all the taxis drive by. Actually stopped one and said "I have 8 quid im goin to X"...his response: "we take credit cards" - par.Actually burst into skipping a couple times but it felt too gay. Swear a slow jog >>>> skipping lol

[Grafter]

smaddy i just jogged home2.5 miles felt like 25 milesfully layered up. hat, scarf, jumper, top, gloves, trackie, jeans and boots.Swear I was carrying an extra stone in weight at least - felt like some sort urban rambo on my slow jog watching all the taxis drive by. Actually stopped one and said "I have 8 quid im goin to X"...his response: "we take credit cards" - par.Actually burst into skipping a couple times but it felt too gay. Swear a slow jog >>>> skipping lol

ahshamepos anyway for givin it a go

[A Bit Better]

No vents (from me) today.Merry Christmas to the Venting Thread faithful!

[Lofa]

Real skipping is faster than an average jog.

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

great just bit my tongue, aint even started cookinthis is swag aint even gonna be able to eat properly

[Guest Esquilax]

Skipping forwards = moist/ schoolgirlishSkipping Sideways = training hard for something important

[Skola]

Ur drunk alie?

was, yes.went out for xmas eve drinks and regret it tbh. good laugh but, tired today. envited out but cba. napped and still tired.

[Dubby]

Skipping forwards = moist/ schoolgirlishSkipping Sideways = training hard for something important

skipping backwards = jerking

[Supernova]

My dreams are so f*cked hahaha

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

you know them ones where 2 peopl eu know decide to go out with each other n u just know itll end badly so distance urselfyea

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

for loike 2 minutes i just go treally excited over nothing, u know like if ur goin ona trip or ur about to see someone u aint seen ina whilen really want to u get that kinda rush in ur headyea thatf*cked

[A Bit Better]

This bitch told me her chest infection was not contageous. But I can feel phlegm developing on my chest and I keep having to clear my throat. PISSED. Just checked online and your average acute chest infection takes 7 to 10 days to pass. That means I'll still be ill on NYE and NYD. f*ck*ng PISSED!

[kurious]

all cuz u was on this bareback lipsing ting

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

init

[A Bit Better]

Should've drawn for the clingfilm but I didn't think! DAMN ME! Told my boy the chick said she wasn't contageous. He said that's like asking a chick if she's got Chlamydia.Felt stupid after he said that.

[RaiKkoNen]

Bruv, why are you spelling contagious with an 'e'?

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

lol mans pissed off by a letter

[A Bit Better]

Bruv, why are you spelling contagious with an 'e'?

Didn't know how to spell it and couldn't be bothered to check. So I guessed.Bit of a stupid question IMO.

[Guest M12 Part 2]

Smh. Why are u lipsing people u know have chest infections.

[A Bit Better]

She was in the aftermath of the infection and I wanted to beat.I got it in but at what price!