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"hey cutey pie how r u? Hows ur weekend? xXx"Just got that from a number I don't have saved! Strange as I never ever delete numbers. I have numbers in my phone of girls that I met years ago and never even spoke to.Googled it and it came up on some random website with baaaare other numbers and somewhere on it it said pay as you go.Think someone's f*ck*ng with me. Gonna text back like I know who it is and see where it goes.(By the way, google your phone number. Facebook and those stupid "I lost my phone" groups mean that your number can be traced back to you as I just found out when I googled mine!)Edit: Think it's the Liverpool chick. What kinda stupid bitch texts someone from a number they've never used before and doesn't put their name on it!?
probly she wants to find out if thers any other chicks yr dealing withie yr ideal response 'is that you charliechalk..i presume its you as there is no other slosh that calls me cutey pie at time of writing etc'
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call me L cubed i jus got hustledwalkin bk from asda one chick in a mini waves me downget into the whip nw n she points to the fuel gauge sayin could i giv her a fiver shell do anythinthese times i had a score on me n didnt want to let it so i show her the asda bag n say i gt nuffinthen shes like u gt a pound, so i feel around n get that then she says u gt 2? so i pull out all my coins sutin like 3.20 giv her thatthen she takes ny number sayin shes gonna fne me n giv me bk a tennershe aint gonna fone, she was f*ckin nice aswell some lightie u dnt get many of them these partscouple points u can laugh atwhy did i giv her anythinwhy did i nt take her numberwhy did i nt bring her to the yard she was ready to blow me in the whipsmfh i swear i gt stage fright couldnt even look into her beautiful green eyes

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call me L cubed i jus got hustledwalkin bk from asda one chick in a mini waves me downget into the whip nw n she points to the fuel gauge sayin could i giv her a fiver shell do anythinthese times i had a score on me n didnt want to let it so i show her the asda bag n say i gt nuffinthen shes like u gt a pound, so i feel around n get that then she says u gt 2? so i pull out all my coins sutin like 3.20 giv her thatthen she takes ny number sayin shes gonna fne me n giv me bk a tennershe aint gonna fone, she was f*ckin nice aswell some lightie u dnt get many of them these partscouple points u can laugh atwhy did i giv her anythinwhy did i nt take her numberwhy did i nt bring her to the yard she was ready to blow me in the whipsmfh i swear i gt stage fright couldnt even look into her beautiful green eyes
wow.hard 2 believe that really went down tbh.shuda approached it like - suck my d*ck, THEN you can get the money.lol @ il call you back and give you a tennershe must do that on a daily. like its her f*ckin job or somethinf
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call me L cubed i jus got hustledwalkin bk from asda one chick in a mini waves me downget into the whip nw n she points to the fuel gauge sayin could i giv her a fiver shell do anythinthese times i had a score on me n didnt want to let it so i show her the asda bag n say i gt nuffinthen shes like u gt a pound, so i feel around n get that then she says u gt 2? so i pull out all my coins sutin like 3.20 giv her thatthen she takes ny number sayin shes gonna fne me n giv me bk a tennershe aint gonna fone, she was f*ckin nice aswell some lightie u dnt get many of them these partscouple points u can laugh atwhy did i giv her anythinwhy did i nt take her numberwhy did i nt bring her to the yard she was ready to blow me in the whipsmfh i swear i gt stage fright couldnt even look into her beautiful green eyes
LMAO, them you know its to good to be true but you don't give a f*ck scenarios
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call me L cubed i jus got hustledwalkin bk from asda one chick in a mini waves me downget into the whip nw n she points to the fuel gauge sayin could i giv her a fiver shell do anythinthese times i had a score on me n didnt want to let it so i show her the asda bag n say i gt nuffinthen shes like u gt a pound, so i feel around n get that then she says u gt 2? so i pull out all my coins sutin like 3.20 giv her thatthen she takes ny number sayin shes gonna fne me n giv me bk a tennershe aint gonna fone, she was f*ckin nice aswell some lightie u dnt get many of them these partscouple points u can laugh atwhy did i giv her anythinwhy did i nt take her numberwhy did i nt bring her to the yard she was ready to blow me in the whipsmfh i swear i gt stage fright couldnt even look into her beautiful green eyes
LMAO, them you know its to good to be true but you don't give a f*ck scenarios
lol was probably hoping it was some kind of bangbros set up and a cameraman was gonna pop up with some legal waiver for him to sign
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call me L cubed i jus got hustledwalkin bk from asda one chick in a mini waves me downget into the whip nw n she points to the fuel gauge sayin could i giv her a fiver shell do anythinthese times i had a score on me n didnt want to let it so i show her the asda bag n say i gt nuffinthen shes like u gt a pound, so i feel around n get that then she says u gt 2? so i pull out all my coins sutin like 3.20 giv her thatthen she takes ny number sayin shes gonna fne me n giv me bk a tennershe aint gonna fone, she was f*ckin nice aswell some lightie u dnt get many of them these partscouple points u can laugh atwhy did i giv her anythinwhy did i nt take her numberwhy did i nt bring her to the yard she was ready to blow me in the whipsmfh i swear i gt stage fright couldnt even look into her beautiful green eyes
LMAO, them you know its to good to be true but you don't give a f*ck scenarios
lol was probably hoping it was some kind of bangbros set up and a cameraman was gonna pop up with some legal waiver for him to sign
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call me L cubed i jus got hustledwalkin bk from asda one chick in a mini waves me downget into the whip nw n she points to the fuel gauge sayin could i giv her a fiver shell do anythinthese times i had a score on me n didnt want to let it so i show her the asda bag n say i gt nuffinthen shes like u gt a pound, so i feel around n get that then she says u gt 2? so i pull out all my coins sutin like 3.20 giv her thatthen she takes ny number sayin shes gonna fne me n giv me bk a tennershe aint gonna fone, she was f*ckin nice aswell some lightie u dnt get many of them these partscouple points u can laugh atwhy did i giv her anythinwhy did i nt take her numberwhy did i nt bring her to the yard she was ready to blow me in the whipsmfh i swear i gt stage fright couldnt even look into her beautiful green eyes
wow.hard 2 believe that really went down tbh.shuda approached it like - suck my d*ck, THEN you can get the money.
i kno its bad but this is what i was expecting to read
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she aint gonna ring lolthinkin about it she could have driven me anywhere bt jus took me to some back roadslippin to the nth degreednt even kno y i didnt back head there n then wen she said shed do anythinthem ones where it all comes to u after the incident, im such a fool

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she aint gonna ring lolthinkin about it she could have driven me anywhere bt jus took me to some back roadslippin to the nth degreednt even kno y i didnt back head there n then wen she said shed do anythinthem ones where it all comes to u after the incident, im such a fool
Bruv I literally dunno why you got in the car. I mean, when you got in the car you must've been thinking you were gonna get something out of it. So why would you happily hop out without ANYTHING!? Came out £3.20 lighter without a phone number, didn't buss a nut, couldn't get a quick tug NOTHING!
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