Rippy Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Got an april fools pulled on me today.f*ckers. Wasn't even aware that it was april 1st.Got our chinese teacher to call me up before class pretending to be police and issues with my visa. Said I had to go home to collect my id etc.. and come to the station. I said no I have to come later I have class, but they weren't having it. It was urgent/serious. (@ Eks, I truely thought this was the end of me).Panicked for a moment tbh, gathered my things and left quick... then I got a call from the italian douche with april fools.Don't even know what to retaliate with. The day is almost at an end, I've missed my opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 f*ck sakeThis rant cannot be composed on a phonef*ck meAhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Want to go out tonightneed to get my hair cut..standard vent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Ah ok I am waiting in the car with nothing to do - story time...So, couple years ago I used to work in a place called bellshill which involed a train and bus there and back each day. So, I got chatting to a few guys that did the same journey made a few pals etc. Now, one day on the bus I notice this fine girl but at this time I was in a serious relationship so it was nothing more than a little eye candy to admire when bored.A couple times on the bus I think I spot her glacing in my direction, but discrete so I'm not certain/bovered hence make nothing of it. One time we are on the the train back to glasgow and I sorta deliberately sit near her and overhear her on the phone saying her name so I think I'm gonna go chat to her just coz I haven't approached a random fit girl in a couple years bein in a relationshipI just remembered her name - jill - this is from about 2years ago lmaoAnyway, we chat for .. probs about 20mins make afew jokes she's laughing etc cool I've still got it :Y:Nowtoday, I'm driving to go pick up mum from work running late, passing glasgow uni glancing around coz usually a few fit students to oggle as I drive by. I see a looker at the bus stop, head turning moment...Its herI stop at a red light not far from the bus stop and she turns and is looking towards my car, the opposite way from everyone else is facing/the way the bus comes from. The light goes green, cars behind me, I drive off, pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 why didnt you just draws her when you were talking to her for 20 mins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZVs7oAHVjgSomething like this depending how much you like her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 why didnt you just draws her when you were talking to her for 20 mins?At that time I was 3 years deep into a relationship so wasn't interested just sat down to chat and see how she reacted/I felt. Maybe my game was on form coz I wasn't trying/caring what happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 u kno when u hype something, like give it to much attention of the mind, too much verbalstart over thinkin, jeopardising natural smooth runningsim actually puttin myself offf the situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 why didnt you just draws her when you were talking to her for 20 mins?At that time I was 3 years deep into a relationship so wasn't interested just sat down to chat and see how she reacted/I felt. Maybe my game was on form coz I wasn't trying/caring what happenedohhhh i thought that was after your relationship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 wu massacre wasnt as good as i hopedpissed off tbhalbum is decent, but from ghost,rae and meth i expect fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 smh at breakin down in brixton yesterday. had to wait forever for the RAC to come.walking up brixton road to the cash machine was an experience anyhow...wot time/wot was ur experience. i may have gone passed u. loli was stuck there for 4 hours on grove way, just turned off on the nearest road. rac took like 1 hour 40mins to get to me, then i had to wait for some other car people to turn up , they took forever. so i thought right im gona go cash machine,l then go to the shop, get a drinksome guy walked past on grove way,, so i asked him where was the nearest cash machine was, he said round the corner , he was like are u lost ? i said no waiting for the rac,think he thought i was tryna move to him cos he looked back as he walked off, the weirdo,round the corner,hmm it didnt feel like that to me, i swear to god it felt like the never ending road walking it.o ok...so...wot was the eventful time u had?/glad to hear u made it home safe.xxjust walkin on brixton road in general, beeping cars, ambulances firing past, police sirens going pastfelt like an episode of the billit was just a very weirdookswear all that sh*t is normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 why didnt you just draws her when you were talking to her for 20 mins?At that time I was 3 years deep into a relationship so wasn't interested just sat down to chat and see how she reacted/I felt. Maybe my game was on form coz I wasn't trying/caring what happenedohhhh i thought that was after your relationshipnah nah it was 2 YEARS ago i talked to this chickand i random see herand she notices mebut im drivin past and cant stopthats what the story was supposed to say but it came out in vent/story form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 only thing i dislike bout brixton rd is all the fiends and recluses u see lurking at night, some of them are kool guys tho, 1 gave me a can of beer which was very safebut lol @ asking where the nearest cash machine is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJibbles Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 My boss has done my head in! One thing that has seriously annoyed me today is I went for a meeting about this 'Learn Direct' where I'm going back to do some Literacy, and hopefully in a couple months I'll pass it. He has the nerve to tell a work colleague that when I start I will lose a whole mornings pay, now I don't mind if he come and discussed it with me because I would have put it forward but it's the principal of NOT telling me first, he will ALWAYS slag me off to other colleagues, he will slag them off to us etc. So I also get told "Rob he isn't pleased with you", "Why?", "He said you was leaving at 11, but ended up going at 10.30", now I know for a cold hard FACT I NEVER said I was going at 11, I told him yesterday these exact words "I have to leave early tomorrow, have to go Southgate college but I will be in first thing", now putting words in my mouth is becoming increasingly frustrating. So tomorrow before he even gets the chance or bollocks to come talk to me about this I will put forward the money issue, I have a few things in mind to suggest but like I said it's the principal.Let's not even get started on the bonus, left me fuming.Other than that, start next week after scoring 100%. Expect to complete it within a month, just to help me prepare for uni, still waiting to hear back about interviews etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 SMFH at some of my boys, they desperately need to retrieve their testicles.Cannot get over such clammy behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Messed around with a chick at work, which on thy commandments of things I shalt not doWas paranoid all day at work because me and her were pretty cool before this. Avoided her all day at work but she caught me on the way out of work had a lil laugh and things are bless *breaths sigh of relief* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mame Biram Diouf Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 ive been having a hard time with the coke ting, food aint bin matching the price i bin quoting, but ima try get that gwap and stop sulking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 funny what some man do for the gashsmh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macz Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 At Goals tonight...the team look like misfits wearing their PE kits an sh*t, I played pretty decent in goal, but defence was slacking tonight....we lose 4-3On the way out one of them says cheersCHEERS?!! WTFGoing on like I turned up at your party..."cheers for coming"nahhh rage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 dont even know whats up with me but aint been my normal self past couple weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bardissimo Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 just as i'm moaning about my money situation find out i got a few bills waiting for meget in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 folksremember to chase up inland revenue if you have done any temp contract work / worked as a studenti got about £250 / year that i worked as a student and still to claim for this financial year just ended and last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 how do u do it?i went to the tax site, OOOOOO I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS GNA DO YESTERDAYi made a couple calls, then i was like i kno theres somewhere i need to phone that is open 8-8, and i couldnt think what it wasthe f*ckin tax office, i meant to call my tax office, is it too late, its too late innit, have to wait til nex yr now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 All I did was call my local tax officeSaid I think I've been over taxed. He said why. I said coz I paid income tax on the earnings within my tax free allowanceHe said you need all ur p45s or pay slips get them and send them inYeah f*ck*ng rightCalled back spoke to someone else 'i can see your earning history here and I beleive you are correct I have sent an email to the department to action that for you you shud get a letter soon to inform you and around 8 weeks later a cheque in the postSimple as thatEdit: its not too late and I found the number via google/some .gov.uk website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 lol @ me only 5months after starting finding out we have free wifi at workBeen mobile surfing on 3gFacepalm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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