Francis Coquelin Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 These are the pictures that will give you a new appreciation for your nice, safe office job today.Tossed into the air like a rag doll, Spanish matador Israel Lancho is gored by a bull in Madrid on Wednesday.The matador is now in critical condition after the bullfight at the San Isidro's fair in Las Ventas bullring.His gaping wound is nearly eight inches wide, with Spanish press claiming it was a miracle the bull's horn had missed his heart.Lancho, 30, had confessed he did not think he would survive. He is expected to remain in the intensive care unit of a Madrid hospital for several more days before being transferred to a clinic for at least a week.PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 thats f*cked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cipher Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 *looks at things stuck in the bulls side*...*looks at horns stuck in mans side**nods in approval* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 that was over in a flash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 *looks at things stuck in the bulls side*...*looks at horns stuck in mans side**nods in approval* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 he got bored up still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeko Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 *looks at things stuck in the bulls side*...*looks at horns stuck in mans side**nods in approval* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 *looks at things stuck in the bulls side*...*looks at horns stuck in mans side**nods in approval*co-signrevenge has been served Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jefferson Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Good for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 shoulda gave the bull a Bloody High Claw Or Rolling Izuna Drop Special Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 *looks at things stuck in the bulls side*...*looks at horns stuck in mans side**nods in approval* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MF Cunt Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 has anyone ever been to bull fightingits NOT goodf*ck bull fightingthe bulls dont stand a f*ck*ng chanceafter watching it in spain last yeari realised it should just be called "watch a bull die slowly" if i was there i would said "GET IN THERE BULL" BULL ONE HUMANS ZEROseriously the way bulls get parred without a chance is traumatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macz Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 what are them things stucik in the bull? and whats its reason if there is one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FANTA Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 *looks at things stuck in the bulls side*...*looks at horns stuck in mans side**nods in approval* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambino Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 LMFAOOOOO @ The video, sh*t didn't even look real the way he was bobbing around in the air. That sh*t deffinately needs some Benny Hill music.Salute the Bull serves these cunts right.lol @ The Medical assistance at this thing aswell, His fellow Bullfighters having to pick man up and carry him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tulse Hill Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 this is why, horses >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Furta Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 *looks at things stuck in the bulls side*...*looks at horns stuck in mans side**nods in approval*also im dissapointed theres no pics of the wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 what are them things stucik in the bull? and whats its reason if there is oneaxes/shanksthey kill the bull regardless of outcome most time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MF Cunt Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 what are them things stucik in the bull? and whats its reason if there is onethats what im talking about its not a fair fight at all as the fight is going on onthey stick long swords into its backwhich have poison on the end of them it drugs them and slows them down until they can hardly run anymoreaswell as making them loose bloody as a alarming rateother things they do include covering their eyes with sh*t so they are fighting with bluured visionthey also have to cut out there vocal cords so that you cant here them scream when they shove giant swords into there f*ck*ng backalso most times if it looks like the bull is gonna win about 5 other men come out with different coloured flags to confuse itim all for man against bullbut not 6-10 man with swords and poison f*ck orf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambino Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 f*ck Spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 lol, benny hill music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshie Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Love it when the human gets it worse.Love it.Saw some bull run in spain and some midget jumping out every now and then booting it in the face.Prayed that little f*cker got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaFives Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Matadors deserve a lung goring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yadunknojz09 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 round house kick >>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 *looks at things stuck in the bulls side*...*looks at horns stuck in mans side**nods in approval* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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