MINOR THINGS THAT BOTHER YOU

[Grafter]

try the northern line one morningvictoria lines packed but it ain as bad as the northern line

[Soca Junkie]

Northern line makes you want to commit suicide. You have to push if you want to get on that train.

[Guest28]

UGG BOOTS f*ck*ng HATE THEM, NOW ITS WINTER IM SEEING THEM EVERYWHERE, IT WAS A LAST YEAR TING SO UR SEEING CHICKS THIS YEAR WEARING THEM LLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAN UP

[Guest28]

Northern line makes you want to commit suicide. You have to push if you want to get on that train.

DUN NO, TUBE IS A JOKE, SWER DOWN I LOOSE WEIGHT EVERY TIME I JUMP ON IT, ITS SOO HOT WEN ITS PACKED

[charliechalk]

They wouldn't lean if you:a ) didn't buy fake ones,b ) bought a new pair every August like me.

[Superstition]

I've adapted to most parts of the commute (Northern Line and everything). But I'll still get irritated every time by people who stand in front of entrances/exits on the platforms, and then sigh and grumble when you ask them to move.People who take AGES at the cash machine, topping up three phones/balancing their chequebook/doing their taxes/etcWhen chro is stuck to clingfilm and is a hassle to extractOverbrewed green tea, and inept tea preparation in generalCharity collectors - not the ones with a coin bucket, the ones who want your bank details.InflationThe term 'conversate'

[djbmc]

people who whistle

mate i had to work with this one old guy electrician and he would whistle constantly, but not just normal whistling, that old man "bird whistle" type where they put vibrato on it. f*ck it pissed me off after a few days, thing was we'd have radio 1 on and he blatantly didn't know any of the songs but because he'd become so entrenched in the habit of whistling he'd whistle along anyway, and it was always wrong./u lot would hate being stuck behind me on the tube, i proper take ages trying to figure out how to use them ticket things, trying to get my ticket in it, everyone else just slapping their oyster card on the yellow thing and gettin pissed off by me holding up half of london.

[Natty]

nah f*ck the victoria line its not THAT packed but its f*ck*ng HOT and the stops take so long its as if its never gonna end

[nemesis]

Why the f*ck would someone put burger sauce on their chips....what the f*ck is burger sauce ...it looks like sick...and what i really hate is every inbred c*nt that uses burger sauce literally drenches their food with it....why not just drink it straight out the bottle....shits just disgusting....i blame the parents..And when the f*ck did black people start eating mayonnaise....what is wrong with these youts....i leave the country for 3 years i come back and these youts are drenching mayonnaise on their food as if they were born in Lyon....... disgusting

[revs]

people who stand in front of the tube doors before letting people offannoying loud diesel/puma cat shoe wearing greasey slick back tourists (usually look italian or whatever)

[Guest Esquilax]

c/s superstition on the term conversate, f*ck*ng tards

[LS]

_____>>>>Victoria line in the morning with delaysSwear there was no room to breathe at ALL. No one was even holding on to anything 'cause you couldn't move anyways

[Natalie]

nah f*ck the victoria line its not THAT packed but its f*ck*ng HOT and the stops take so long its as if its never gonna end

[Soca Junkie]

They wouldn't lean if you:a ) didn't buy fake ones,b ) bought a new pair every August like me.

Uggs are still butters tbh.

[Guest Triple XXX]

burger sauce is f*ckin peng, and its not jus ketchup n mayo, its a next tinganother thing that anoys me is wen chicks put their oyster cards at the bottom of the back n place the card on the reader in a tube station, theyre there for like 10 mins movin the bag around tryna find itffs

[Guest Esquilax]

people with loud obnoxious laughs especially womens

[E.A.S.E]

When u come off the fone from someone and the person with you asks " who was that"or if you get a text and they like " what that say"NOSEY f*ck*ng BASTARDDDDDDD!people who look over your shoulder and proceed to read over what ur reading/texts or what ever.

[Jam]

Me: What's good?Her: You alright?Me: You got 5day?Her:Yeah I ha-Me:*locked*

[Doug]

puttin on condoms

[Guest Triple XXX]

puttin on condoms

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[NO SUNSHINE]

the new series of road wars

innit that broad's voice is not cutting it >>>>>>.

[Lieutenant]

My mum using to hands to use the remote control. One to hold and the other to press the button!!!!!!My dad saying bye to me in the morning while I'm sleepingPeople who read BBM's then take ages to replyWhen I scuff my trainers

[Guest Medic]

nah f*ck the victoria line its not THAT packed but its f*ck*ng HOT and the stops take so long its as if its never gonna end

lol finsbury park to seven sisters is the worst for this. especially when it stops midway and you think your there.

[Lieutenant]

Oh sh*t how could I forget, the MAIN ting that gets on my nerves is people blocking off the pavement.Like queing for the cash machine and leaving no gap for me to walk throughOr a group of people standing talking with no gap for me to walk throughThat really really annoys me.Straight barge through pushing you out the way ting

[Sub_Zero]

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