The Official Christmas Day Thread

[FANTA]

Angolan/Brazilian/Portuguese christmas cuisine>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all that turkey sh*t

[Lieutenant]

Swear i'm gonna fall asleepThat is what you call a f*ck*ng xmas dinner.Turkey and lamb roastMince pies soon come

[Guest Triple XXX]

the skittlws is kickin infeelin so wavy right nowonly had like 1/3 of the bottle

[Mr Q]

The duck is nearly done, friggin hungry!!

[MrJibbles]

Finished the dinner, I ended up clearing the table and it was worth it, only once a year get all this but hey why not. After that the belt is un-done and I think I'll need a massive dump at some point. X-Mas pudding was good, my brother's college made it, erm waiting to see who on the rest of the presents.I know there's a topic on it but sausage wrapped in bacon >I won every Christmas cracker pull, but gosh the jokes are GOB SHITE, was told I had to change my shirt due to it not being appropriate with grand parents around.Guess I will sit around until tonight when I can get the drink out.

What shirt were you wearing?

An Original Fake one, has a woman with her boobs out.

[Grafter]

my grandads christmas cake>>>>>>its kickin

[Guest Triple XXX]

ahh i feel f*ckedswear ive never been drunk beforefeels f*ckin wierd

[zlastboss]

jus dont over do it and ul enjoy it daveman

[Nola D]

ahhhh im pacing myself dessert soon come cheesecake with cream *dies* these timesi aint even started on the drink

[Ari Gold]

Got a t shirt from my cousin''No, i will not fix your computer''f*ck*ng classic

haha mum got me one of these as well.Time to get pissed Merry Xmas you man.

[RYDER.]

durrtyboi u shud write a book lol

[Captain Planet]

Lol @ my dad "its non alcoholic, its non alcoholic" lightweight "9% its too much" lol mums creasing at him

[kurious]

SellassieMy belly is stretched out like lil kims poom poomAnd i didnt even fart in the jerk pork's directionYoaw, its a mudness, family up in the room getting emotional over COD 'aye pussybitch take dis fam''hold ur mouth with ur two kills'5 yr old is getting parred 'u can play next...'10 games later, control pad still aint touched his hand Found outThe strawberries were cooked in stone ginger wine and hennesey with the appletons. This is why i saw starssssIts all

[Captain Planet]

SellassieMy belly is stretched out like lil kims poom poomAnd i didnt even fart in the jerk pork's directionYoaw, its a mudness, family up in the room getting emotional over COD 'aye pussybitch take dis fam''hold ur mouth with ur two kills'5 yr old is getting parred 'u can play next...'10 games later, control pad still aint touched his hand Found outThe strawberries were cooked in stone ginger wine and hennesey with the appletons. This is why i saw starssssIts all

I like the sound of ur famlay stil

[n/a]

hold tight pizza tow leyton for delivering on christmas day nuff respect

[The Infamous]

Got some perfume and after shave along with £50 and some new trainersIm niceWe dont even celebrate xmas(properly) but mumzy went in

[kurious]

ahh its a killahSad that it takes some fairytale festival for everyone to come together so but its all good

[The Infamous]

Lol @ my dad "its non alcoholic, its non alcoholic" lightweight "9% its too much" lol mums creasing at him

LolPoof dadNo offence bro/Got some ethiopian high gradeoff to blazemerry xmas gang

[Grafter]

Lol @ my dad "its non alcoholic, its non alcoholic" lightweight "9% its too much" lol mums creasing at him

LolPoof dadNo offence bro/Got some ethiopian high gradeoff to blazemerry xmas gang

thats the bangersenjoy

[Guest Triple XXX]

eh jus threw up in my mouth al lil

[Captain Planet]

Lol @ my dad "its non alcoholic, its non alcoholic" lightweight "9% its too much" lol mums creasing at him

LolPoof dadNo offence bro/Got some ethiopian high gradeoff to blazemerry xmas gang

Watch how u type stah

[Mr Q]

Feel good, that duck was nice!..Apple Pie and Ice Cream to wash it down.

[FANTA]

this year i bought everyone in the fam a present.went down pretty well. but i always make an effort during Christmas for my lil' bros.im over it but they're fully on the Christmas hype, ha!

[Dubby]

food was very nice, turned out they did remember the yorkshire puddings

[Guest Triple XXX]

feelin bettter nowcereal in the evening >>>______________