strange things females have said when recieving......THE DICK

[Skenghis Khan]

lmao.tryna think if i ever sed a next thing. i kno girls have lolled at the sh*t that com out my mouf.i did go thru a phase of saying whats ur name, i just used to like hearing them say their own name, i think the thinking was that if i cud get them to forget it i knew i was doing it right. not really weird tho imo.lol@i hate uwhat have u done 2 me?and the racial slurs.

[Angelo]

I don't even say anything apart from the usual customary "sh*t" upon bussation and exhale of breath occassionaly when she's doing something she doesn't really want to do but i want her to carry on lmfao.doesn't feel comfortable being vocal as a man.caveman style grunts ftw

[Guest Triple XXX]

lmao helpshit man had the duct tape n all sortsnever had anything weird said to me tbh

[Guest Tulse Hill]

1 chick called me vela still,

[Guest Esquilax]

I was beating this white ting and she just suddenly shouts out in a moanish, eyes rolling to the back of her head & sexy tone 'f*ck me harder you black bastard'. The way I stopped mid push for a few seconds then carried on going slowly while pondering 'did this chick just racially abuse me?'. The killer ting was I couldn't even stop/switch even if I wanted to, the beat was so sweet and I just continued. After, I didn't even bother questioning her about it.

lmfao

[Necksta]

"uggghhhhh george"I'm not George.

[Wavant]

:D :lol:f*ck*ng hell mane:lol:When you give these girls the barrier, their demeanor goes out the window.

[Guest C.R.E.A.M.]

One girl started talking in some American accent out of nowhere, can’t remember what she was saying but it was mad annoying and confusing.

[Guest Lemons]

One girl started talking in some American accent out of nowhere, can’t remember what she was saying but it was mad annoying and confusing.

Lulz.

[Corrigan]

LEULZ @ I WANNA f*ck URE MUMI beg u post pics of ure mum so we can assess if she has milfish qualities

[Guest R9]

milf fishmmmmm

[Grafter]

did he actually say that in the throws of passion as it werei couldnt even look at him after that, no words except bye

[Corrigan]

milf fishmmmmm

lol i thought som1 may say suttin like that after i posted

[Queen Bee]

LEULZ @ I WANNA f*ck URE MUMI beg u post pics of ure mum so we can assess if she has milfish qualities

LOL like thats gonna happenthe thing is he had never even met my mum, must just be some weird fetish thing

[Queen Bee]

did he actually say that in the throws of passion as it werei couldnt even look at him after that, no words except bye

yea it was like on the brink of climax, the look on his face after he realised what he had said aswell was like he wanted the ground to swallow him upi laugh now but at the time i was majorly pissed, just got up and wenthe didnt even try to call me again lol

[RYDER.]

[Ashman]

"f*ck me cousin"... don't need to say no more but true stories.

[R1.]

certain things need to be kept to yourself

[Ashman]

certain things need to be kept to yourself

Boy, were all adults here still. I'm just answering the topic still.

[Guest Triple XXX]

are u braggin about f*ckin ur cousin?like seriously?

[Ashman]

are u braggin about f*ckin ur cousin?like seriously?

Are you nuts? who would brag about such a thing? The topic says the strange things females have said and so I am telling you innit. Stop touching your wood and getting happs and emotional over it. Get over it innit.

[Black Ant]

I was beating this white ting and she just suddenly shouts out in a moanish, eyes rolling to the back of her head & sexy tone 'f*ck me harder you black bastard'. The way I stopped mid push for a few seconds then carried on going slowly while pondering 'did this chick just racially abuse me?'. The killer ting was I couldn't even stop/switch even if I wanted to, the beat was so sweet and I just continued. After, I didn't even bother questioning her about it.

*dies*

[prdx]

Man banged his own cousin?

[Guest Triple XXX]

are u braggin about f*ckin ur cousin?like seriously?

Are you nuts? who would brag about such a thing? The topic says the strange things females have said and so I am telling you innit. Stop touching your wood and getting happs and emotional over it. Get over it innit.

whos gettin excited i was askin a question

[Dejan Savicevic]

'did you buy that lottery ticket'?