FIFA World Cup 2010

[Lenny]

Air Max, you wana play?

[Thizz]

At this moment in time all I can think about is how sh*t this game is and how i wasted £40.

Why the f*ck does it take so f*ck*ng long to pass the ball, i feel like im playing some laggy online match at times when im in kick off playing my housemate.

And dont even get me started on the cursor change. Every 2 minutes I seem to screaming 'CHANGE f*ck*ng PLAYER' at my tv.

TAKE IT BACK AND STOP CRYING.

[Mr. Air Max 90]

Air Max, you wana play?

Jeez, gimme time. Wanna dead me off already. Next time I'm online send a match request my way.

[Lenny]

Every time I play a ranked game I am the away team, how does that make sense when there is a big away team disadvantage..

I have some of the most f*cked up opponents too.

Need to make a video with all their crazy moments, the latest guy spent the majority of the second half standing still with the ball at his feet when he's 3-0 down.

He only did it because I scored a goal after what was 35-40 passes..

It was jokes because after about 30, he stopped playing so I just stood with the ball until he pressured me, then continued the move.

Also played some Hjerpseth rebore, from Norway and everything.

Guy was flashing all the skills for the first 15mins, I was like cool.

Got a 2-0 lead and the skills started to fade and turnt into frustration slides when I was bringing out the skills, it became 3-0 so he ends up quitting.

Don't really get why people try to stunt like that, hate when people don't just play their normal game.

I need to reach Division 1 so I can see if the levels are even worth the time.

[BATTY BOY BUM BANDIT]

Won about 7 games on the trot and Im a final of some cup or something.

Anyway, now I cant play a ranked game because it cant find me a f*ck*ng opponent. wtf is this sh*t?

I was just starting to warm to the game as well

[Mr. Martinez]

FIFAs just mad

just mad

still won't stop till I win the world cup with Colombia

[Simply D]

TEMP Gamertag on my "special" console

Simply Nem

HOLLAAAAAA for some matches stillioski!!

[Mr. Martinez]

THIS GAME IS A f*ck*ng PIECE OF sh*t

I SWEAR TO GOD

GOT TO THE FINAL WITH COLOMBIA

PLAYING AGAINST SPAIN

THE GUY GETS 2 LUCKY GOALS, LIKE PROPER LUCKY SHOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED TORRES IS SOME SUPERHUMAN c*ck IN THIS GAME KINDA GOALS

HOW CAN MY KEEPER TAKE TWO OF MY DEFENDERS OUT THEN FALL ON THE FLOOR AND TORRES IS JUST THERE WAITING

I SWEAR I'M SO ANGRY

I GET 1 GOAL BACK

THEN HIT THE BAR 3 TIMES

MISS 2 OPEN GOALS

AND HE SCORES 4 GOALS IN THE SECOND HALF AND GAME IS DONE AND DUSTED

I SWEAR I WANT TO KILL MYSELF TIS GAME IS SO f*ck*ng GAY

ALSO IF YOU'RE WONDERING AND DON'T ALREADY KNOW. THE 3 OTHER PEOPLE IN YOUR GROUP, HAVE NOT PLAYED EACH OTHER.

THE GAME KINDA MAKES YOU THINK THEY HAVE, BUT NOPE.

ITS JUST SOOOOOOOO GAY MAN I WAS SO CLOSE AGAIN

ARGHH

[Risky]

^

lulz

[Simply D]

If you do an online world cup, do u have to play ALL the matches there n then until u either get knocked out or lose?? N are matches where people to pull the cable given to you, or do u have to play it again against someone else??

[Risky]

if someone pulls the cable..you get a 3-0 win and get the 3pts or advance in the tournament

managed to win the online world cup once...1 guy tried some nex sh*t..i was winning 2-0 and at half time it showed black screen

whats with that hack?

[Simply D]

aaahhh skeeeeeeeeen...think imma ave a few more warm up matches to adjust to the shootin n sh*t, then imma see wa gwarn with the tourney!!

[Mr. Martinez]

My advice is

Don't play against people with fantansy formations, like when people go england or france, have an 8 man defence and then Rooney upfront

There's a 5 mins get out of jail card where you can quit within the first 5 min and nothin happens

also if the game crashes and you need the win, just leave it on, cos literally the first person to quit will loose.

Also it's not at all hard to win it with 5* star teams, a lot of times though it is down to luck

a bit like the World Cup itself tbh

you'll see some proper random sh*t happen too, that can go for or against you

in the case of the latter, it'll make you want to cry trus

but yea

good luck

[BATTY BOY BUM BANDIT]

When do you reckon theyll make a football game where the keepers dont play as if they have just been shooting up in the toilets?

[Simply D]

trust me the keepers are gettin me maaaaaaaaaaaaaadd....the cunts cant hold onto nothing, baaaaaaaaare parrys back to the f*ck*ng strikers n sh*t. Green has become a bench warmer because of doin this one too many times...f*ck*ng joke!!

swear there is some random momentum shift in this too...people just gettin "better" outta nowhere :s

[Tee]

also if the game crashes and you need the win, just leave it on, cos literally the first person to quit will loose.

not even

one time this happen n i just though f*ck it n reset

the match was jus not counted

donno if it was a one off tho

[Yoshie]

Also swear the keepers still stay on the line and will watch the ball roll out for a corner, wtf

[BATTY BOY BUM BANDIT]

We got enough peeps on this for a tourny or not?

[Mr. Martinez]

Doubt it

I've just started a go with Spain to proove myself a point

had enough of getting to the semi-final/final with colombia and being out muscled by torres

[A Bit Better]

Soooo was gonna ask if this is any good but I can see it's not. Is regular Fifa 10 better?

[Mr. Martinez]

Point proven in the second game

just played someone that went Haiti

I was of course Spain

the person was very sick. way better than me.

He was up 1-2 at half time.

It finished 5-2.

Pissed for him.

Give ratings to people that have managed to win it with sh*t teams, it's stupidly hard.

Tbh from EA's point of view, winning the world cup with a sh*t team is stupidly hard.

so boy...

[Tee]

i got to semis wid wales

only won it wid spain n france

[Mr. Martinez]

Finally won it with Colombia

OH MY GOD.

f*ck*ng FINALLY.

Don't even wanna play this game ever again now.

[Sleepz]

lool congrats

[Simply D]

I cant get pass the semi's online....the levels are too high :'(

Lol ive just gotta play it at a time when it will only be school kids online or suttin me finks....