Worst Way You Have Been Turned Down?

[The Infamous]

Well done Speculate, you managed to convert the feeling that spliff gave you onto the net cos I felt lean just reading your post.

LOOL for real 

[The Infamous]

to clarify who was speculate before?

[The Infamous]

want the laughs of the anecdotes too

[Guest chap44uns]

Guy can't be any older than 18

[The Infamous]

jokes left its kool now 

[Thizz]

Ariskillig

[Skola]

anyone else get prepared and set the mood before reading a story you think will be epic?

 

gonna get a drink, play some nice background music and get a good spot on the sofa

yeah

 

weird story

 

and thats coming from me as well

 

/

 

i have taken a spliff off a stranger in a club, same way ive given someone the remainder of a blunt me and my mate couldnt finish...

[Thizz]

F*ck all that.

 

Mamma always said don't take drugs from strangers.

[Kurtis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fAzn5nsDO8

[Seydou]

Tears, actually crying

 

 

:rofl:

[Benicio del Toney]

Speculate, do you lipse girls you just met in the club?

 

Come on bro, you eat girls you just met.

[Kurtis]

its not time for the defense cross examination yet

 

but i plead the 5th

[Jam]

its not time for the defense cross examination yet

but i plead the 5th

Looololol

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Speculate, do you lipse girls you just met in the club?

 

Come on bro, you eat girls you just met.

 

and you lick/dip bumhole

[Speculate]

Guy can't be any older than 18

 

i'm 21. nigga

[Supernova]

Guy can't be any older than 18

 

i'm 21. nigga

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LY

[Lens]

see, I would go to touch mid dance if we were dancing, just like how certain girls put Your hands on them/move them to other places while dancing.

 

but if we're just standing and talking, I'd wait until we were travelling somewhere or something, with the beat secured verbally.

[Kuffir]

That was crack inside that spliff.

dying

[Lieutenant]

Man has been getting rejected by flakes from pre teens

Decades of pain

[The Flyest]

This explains all

[Woodpecker]

at the leg touching story, should go for the body contact early on and somewhere intimate like the shoulder, arm or neck

 

but never as low as the leg, cant explain why but shoulder arm and neck works, leg has also worked in the past, but when your at that point already ready to go home just wrapping it up, like already lipsing the ting

 

lol at man saying 'bet you lips tings you just met in the club'

 

yer mate, then I fuck em silly and send em home. Lol at getting numbers etc at any night time event, bitches are there to take home

 

also lol at the hotel ting. Move out your momas house, bitches dont wanna go back to a hotel like some skeeze

 

they wanna feel like your wifey for the nitey you prat @imafreshy

[Benicio del Toney]

Speculate, do you lipse girls you just met in the club?

 

Come on bro, you eat girls you just met.

 

and you lick/dip bumhole

 

I actually don't nor have I ever said I did.

[Woodpecker]

You don't? 

[Benicio del Toney]

Nope, people just came to that conclusion because of that Kimbella comment.

[Woodpecker]

wrong 'un