Worst Way You Have Been Turned Down?

[Supernova]

The friendzone is a cul de sac brah

buss a 3 point turn, drive straight back out,

update the satnav and make the journey later

dont make the journey at all 

 

might as well save petrol and go to other destination tbh 

 

wot if its di toll?

U getting friendzoned by a brass kidder?

[Speculate]

i got rejected its too much of a par to post, so im gonna wait til i write about di rejection

[Speculate]

alcohol innit.more time u just gotta try get tht first night bang in.

FFS... BRAVV UR MENTALITY REMINDS ME OF DONNZHAAA!!!!ITS TRUE U NO... GIRLS HAVE GIVEN ME THEIR NUMBAS/PINS... I ADD THEM/PIN THEM/TEX THEM - THEY DONT RESPOND OF THEY DECLINE THE PIN... LIKE WTF?!?!?!?! NOWADAYS WEN I GO OUT A HOTEL IS INDEFINATELY BOOKED WITHOUT FAIL AND IM MORE ON IT TO GET GIRLS BACK TO THE HOTEL...ITS DEFINATELY NOT EASY LOOOOOL

 

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Heero Yuy]

i got rejected its too much of a par to post, so im gonna wait til i write about di rejection

drop the story brah for the lol's

[Skola]

i got rejected its too much of a par to post, so im gonna wait til i write about di rejection

drop the story brah for the lol's

[Speculate]

i got rejected its too much of a par to post, so im gonna wait til i write about di rejection

drop the story brah for the lol's

 

so i approach this chick, she's with her friend, its cool because i have my boy with me, we start talking as a group she says she's from italy and that she's in england because england is way better for going out and for going clubs and stuff. so i take the main chick, who is the peng girl to one side and start speeching her whilst my boy chats to the other ting, the convo between me and the peng girl is going well and these times im a bit drunk and kinda high from this half a spliff this 35 yr old woman gave me, so i decide the best move to see if this girl is dtf if is to stroke her leg, so with my index finger i slowly traced my finger down the side of her right thigh. there was no reaction and we continued talking, however  20 seconds later in a loud voice for bare people to hear she goes, 'right, this guy touched my bum', when i touched her thigh smh. and she was annoyed, my friend laughed. then she goes 'why did you do that'. 'why did you think that was ok' at the time i didn't even feel bad but then she goes 'i'm a man, i have a d*ck, look i have a d*ck' then she grabs some imaginary massive penis at her mid section, masturbates and ejaculates into the air, saying think of her as a man and walks off

 

/

 

i actually saw her again later that night as i was smoking a cigarrette she was staring at me, proper into my eyes, i wasn't sure if was a sexual stare or she was angry, however we were staring into each others eyes for about 5 minutes, then she whispered into my ear trying to scare me that she was a fed ('i am police'). then after that she told me to watch out for aliens and that there were aliens around looking for me, then she went to talk to her friend. i took the alien comment as an indirect that she had sent for dudes to fight me and a threat tbh and didn't bother speaking to her the rest of the night. nothing happened to me though, if you were wondering.

[Fresh]

How well did you knwo this 35 yo woman cos...

[Kurtis]

anyone else get prepared and set the mood before reading a story you think will be epic?

 

gonna get a drink, play some nice background music and get a good spot on the sofa

[Speculate]

How well did you knwo this 35 yo woman cos...

 

met her on the night, had a nice convo with her and she was going inside to do her mad skanks, so she gave me the rest of her spliff

[Thizz]

That was crack inside that spliff.

[Kurtis]

anyone else get prepared and set the mood before reading a story you think will be epic?

 

gonna get a drink, play some nice background music and get a good spot on the sofa

 

did

 

not

 

disappoint

[Yardie 2.0]

[imhim]

sum shit story

[Heero Yuy]

Tears, actually crying

[Fresh]

Lahilled the ting

[Mame Biram Diouf]

i got rejected its too much of a par to post, so im gonna wait til i write about di rejection

drop the story brah for the lol's

 

so i approach this chick, she's with her friend, its cool because i have my boy with me, we start talking as a group she says she's from italy and that she's in england because england is way better for going out and for going clubs and stuff. so i take the main chick, who is the peng girl to one side and start speeching her whilst my boy chats to the other ting, the convo between me and the peng girl is going well and these times im a bit drunk and kinda high from this half a spliff this 35 yr old woman gave me, so i decide the best move to see if this girl is dtf if is to stroke her leg, so with my index finger i slowly traced my finger down the side of her right thigh. there was no reaction and we continued talking, however  20 seconds later in a loud voice for bare people to hear she goes, 'right, this guy touched my bum', when i touched her thigh smh. and she was annoyed, my friend laughed. then she goes 'why did you do that'. 'why did you think that was ok' at the time i didn't even feel bad but then she goes 'i'm a man, i have a d*ck, look i have a d*ck' then she grabs some imaginary massive penis at her mid section, masturbates and ejaculates into the air, saying think of her as a man and walks off

 

/

 

i actually saw her again later that night as i was smoking a cigarrette she was staring at me, proper into my eyes, i wasn't sure if was a sexual stare or she was angry, however we were staring into each others eyes for about 5 minutes, then she whispered into my ear trying to scare me that she was a fed ('i am police'). then after that she told me to watch out for aliens and that there were aliens around looking for me, then she went to talk to her friend. i took the alien comment as an indirect that she had sent for dudes to fight me and a threat tbh and didn't bother speaking to her the rest of the night. nothing happened to me though, if you were wondering.

 

[time_bomb]

 

what a strange story

[Kurtis]

Speculate, do you lipse girls you just met in the club?

[Heero Yuy]

BUT SERIOUSLY WHO SMOKES A SPLIFF GIVEN TO THEM BY SOME RANDOM IN A CLUB.

 

 

 

SO MUCH LAHILL IN THT STORY 

 

Trust, imagine some girl you've spoke to for a hot minute saying have some of my drink

 

[Speculate]

but why did your rub her thigh like a creep though?

 

boy i wanted to see what type of girl she was. i had some other chick by the waist after speaking to her for only a few seconds, i wanted to know if she was that type of girl also.... she wasn't

was a mistake, however its a risk i would take again though

i got rejected its too much of a par to post, so im gonna wait til i write about di rejection

drop the story brah for the lol's

 

so i approach this chick, she's with her friend, its cool because i have my boy with me, we start talking as a group she says she's from italy and that she's in england because england is way better for going out and for going clubs and stuff. so i take the main chick, who is the peng girl to one side and start speeching her whilst my boy chats to the other ting, the convo between me and the peng girl is going well and these times im a bit drunk and kinda high from this half a spliff this 35 yr old woman gave me, so i decide the best move to see if this girl is dtf if is to stroke her leg, so with my index finger i slowly traced my finger down the side of her right thigh. there was no reaction and we continued talking, however  20 seconds later in a loud voice for bare people to hear she goes, 'right, this guy touched my bum', when i touched her thigh smh. and she was annoyed, my friend laughed. then she goes 'why did you do that'. 'why did you think that was ok' at the time i didn't even feel bad but then she goes 'i'm a man, i have a d*ck, look i have a d*ck' then she grabs some imaginary massive penis at her mid section, masturbates and ejaculates into the air, saying think of her as a man and walks off

 

/

 

i actually saw her again later that night as i was smoking a cigarrette she was staring at me, proper into my eyes, i wasn't sure if was a sexual stare or she was angry, however we were staring into each others eyes for about 5 minutes, then she whispered into my ear trying to scare me that she was a fed ('i am police'). then after that she told me to watch out for aliens and that there were aliens around looking for me, then she went to talk to her friend. i took the alien comment as an indirect that she had sent for dudes to fight me and a threat tbh and didn't bother speaking to her the rest of the night. nothing happened to me though, if you were wondering.

 

 

don't really know who imsmooth is. why do you think i might be him?

 

Speculate, do you lipse girls you just met in the club?

 

sometimes i do. i used lipse girls in clubs alot two years ago, not so much nowadays. i have no problem with doing so, usually leads to a beat later on, so if i lipse a chick in a club i know im going to get deep inside sometime later on

why do you ask?

[The Infamous]

ARE YOU MAN MOCKING THE TING LIKE THAT YE

 

alrite alrite 

 

 

lmao got taken for a d*ckhead cos u got twos'd on a crystal spliff

 

speculashuunnnn

[Lieutenant]

Hang on this it the yout that try's draw girls Facebook to be friends init?

What's wrong with him?

[Flojo]

Well done Speculate, you managed to convert the feeling that spliff gave you onto the net cos I felt lean just reading your post.