Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 The tiny corner of a condom wrapper. That sh*t always disappears and somehow resurfaces when somebody who shouldn't see it is in the room! Stop using condoms Brah. Bareback warrior *moonwalks out of thread* I KNOW MY NIGGAS FEEL THIS sh*t: HOW COULD I f*ck HER RAW, AND I JUST MET THE HOE MY d*ck TOOK OVER, SWEAR IT'S NEVER FELT THIS WET BEFORE! I'M STRESSING IN MY MIND BUT IT'S WAY TOO LATE TO STOP IT, MAKE THIS sh*t SO BAD I HAD THE CONDOM IN MY POCKET. how could you f*ck that bitch raw and then risk AIDS? how could not feel that pain deep in your ribcage, darg you only got blow money, how you gonn get haze? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 nt really pissed, but when ur in a group n everyones chattin n u think the volume has gone low enough for you to contribute but as soon as u say something suddenly theres bare convos goin on, and one person has clocked that u just got total air bt kinda seems like they dnt want u to know that they clocked so ur jus sittin there like damn n u cnt repeat it again incase u get air twice n they clock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 not enough bass in your voice unluck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 LOL i'm the person that notices that person is getting air and accidentally gets locked into a 1-2-1 conversation, away from the group i actually find that very annoying, an the person who is being aired is usually one a dem people who is repeating a story all it takes is eye contact, or if they choose to tap ur shoulder an u jus cant ignore unlk dave man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 nt really pissed, but when ur in a group n everyones chattin n u think the volume has gone low enough for you to contribute but as soon as u say something suddenly theres bare convos goin on, and one person has clocked that u just got total air bt kinda seems like they dnt want u to know that they clocked so ur jus sittin there like damn n u cnt repeat it again incase u get air twice n they clock lol mr socially awkward 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 nt really pissed, but when ur in a group n everyones chattin n u think the volume has gone low enough for you to contribute but as soon as u say something suddenly theres bare convos goin on, and one person has clocked that u just got total air bt kinda seems like they dnt want u to know that they clocked so ur jus sittin there like damn n u cnt repeat it again incase u get air twice n they clock Looool can relate, sometimes I have to silence everyone so the young buck can get his piece in 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 lol i was lean last night in the pub did take a min and think about the social-dynamics of all the conversations etc what i find annoying is say theres 3 convos goin on and it just gets louder and louder as people raise their vices to be heard over each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 not enough bass in your voice unluck wont lie my voice is squeeky jokes when it happens to other people though them ones where ur laughin at the inside n the slightest thing would make u explode in laughter, cos when that happens u usually stop mid sentence cos u realise no ones payin attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M12 Part 2 Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 u lot are f*ckin weird / cs condoms being a f*ckery. but i aint about to slip up. havent felt raw p*ssy for over a year its peaaaakkkkkkk but the amount i f*ck its a necessity Over a year. f*ck bwai. I wouldn't even bother having sex if I had to wear a condom that much. Rather get money tbh. My d*ck actually can't take doms anymore. Goes soft ad soon as I try put 1 on. Thank God for the implant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 LOL i'm the person that notices that person is getting air and accidentally gets locked into a 1-2-1 conversation, away from the group i actually find that very annoying, an the person who is being aired is usually one a dem people who is repeating a story all it takes is eye contact, or if they choose to tap ur shoulder an u jus cant ignore unlk dave man lol, it's all about eye contact some ppl start talking and the person they're talking to, for whatever reason makes it clear they're not listening so the person just carries on talking and scanning the group of ppl for anyone who is stupid enough to make eye contact. it's normally me. joke thing is they don't even start the story again they just carry on like they haven't even realised ur a diff person. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 c/s the no dom movement cant even feel anythin wen i have the rubber on 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 LOL i'm the person that notices that person is getting air and accidentally gets locked into a 1-2-1 conversation, away from the group i actually find that very annoying, an the person who is being aired is usually one a dem people who is repeating a story all it takes is eye contact, or if they choose to tap ur shoulder an u jus cant ignore unlk dave man lol, it's all about eye contact some ppl start talking and the person they're talking to, for whatever reason makes it clear they're not listening so the person just carries on talking and scanning the group of ppl for anyone who is stupid enough to make eye contact. it's normally me. joke thing is they don't even start the story again they just carry on like they haven't even realised ur a diff person. lmao, if i clock this i jus start fiddling with my fingers or sutin, been caught out a few times with them sh*t stories 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Kind of a werird one but for some reason it really annoys me. When people in my house open a box wrong. Like it has a flap on the front you are meant to tear open yet they open the side. Only example I can give is like a box of cereal bars where it has the designated opening area on the front that you peel down yet someone opens the glued down sides of the box. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 people taking too long at the cash machine what are you checking you email or something? GTFO should not take more than a minute, insert card, pin, check balance, yes you want to use other services, withdraw, done 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TALLWAH Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 c/s / And the people who take time at the self service 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 people taking too long at the cash machine what are you checking you email or something? GTFO should not take more than a minute, insert card, pin, check balance, yes you want to use other services, withdraw, done im always as quick as poss when theres a queue stupid f*ckers one guy musta been checkin the balance on like 3 different cards whilst playing deal or no deal all standing there scratching his chin and sh*t actually had to tell him to hurry up 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 c/s / And the people who take time at the self service Fed up of people doing a whole weekly shop at self service. Seen some guy before with 2 trolleys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 people taking too long at the cash machine what are you checking you email or something? GTFO should not take more than a minute, insert card, pin, check balance, yes you want to use other services, withdraw, done C/S Usually women. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 the last song i hear on the radio on my way to work ends up stuck in my head all day currently some rihanna song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 the last song i hear on the radio on my way to work ends up stuck in my head all day currently some rihanna song Oh na na. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 the last song i hear on the radio on my way to work ends up stuck in my head all day currently some rihanna song Oh na na. LOL that and only girl in the worlddddddddddddd too catchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiNES. Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 people taking too long at the cash machine what are you checking you email or something? GTFO should not take more than a minute, insert card, pin, check balance, yes you want to use other services, withdraw, done im always as quick as poss when theres a queue stupid f*ckers one guy musta been checkin the balance on like 3 different cards whilst playing deal or no deal all standing there scratching his chin and sh*t actually had to tell him to hurry up bawse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lens Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 this sh*t pisses me off You coulda messaged me sayin "hi, how are You" but no, You come with this sh*t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 this sh*t pisses me off You coulda messaged me sayin "hi, how are You" but no, You come with this sh*t BRUV how do u know Tanique? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 when you go to peoples houses and the bathroom is dirty or theres no towel! wtf do i dry my hands on? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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