JOHN DOE Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 wasps are absolutely any guys i used to be a pest controller and would just box swarms of these to death one by one, never had any trouble with them hornets on the other hand, some of you softer lads will kill yourself if you saw a hornets nest hornets.... *shiver* they are some NASTY fuckers you know its deep when the buzz from the wings comes like some bassline lmao The peak thing was 1 got in my room 1 time. I rolled the paper up and swatted it. Shit didn't even move, wasn't even bothered. I put the paper on it and had to literally apply 3.5 Newtons of torque to kill this thing. And the smell, my god. Come like someone threw a handful of fresh grass in my face was that pungent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubby Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 _______ >>>>>>>>>> going into your toilet in the morning and finding a floater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 X went from being "in a relationship" to "single". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rippy Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 Our student house got broken into last night (no surprise really). I was in, but on top floor, didn't hear shit. Took my housemates ps3 and our projector. Although, tbh, I thought was the only one in and I made sure the door was locked after everyone left. One girl came home early, was in her room downstairs with someone, supposedly with her door open, and they still managed to eject fifa from the console, take the wires out and unscrew the projector without her knowing. / Went for an interview for some promoter shizz for capital. Had 5 minutes to prepare a rap about why they should choose me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YFSD Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Locked off my ex last night, feel like a bit of an arsehole cause I feel like I handled the whole relationship wrong. It was too messy and we both expected certain things of each other since we split we shouldn't have really causing problems. I knew I was gonna lock it but still got her over for the last sleep together and she really made an effort so I feel a bit deep but it had to be done. Pos to Janay and the other poster saying it won't work and be messy, I knew you were right but I needed to see myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 smh Arsenal U11 vs Crystal Palace U11 was black on black crime of the highest order them ones where you lose count of the score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Locked off my ex last night, feel like a bit of an arsehole cause I feel like I handled the whole relationship wrong. It was too messy and we both expected certain things of each other since we split we shouldn't have really causing problems. I knew I was gonna lock it but still got her over for the last sleep together and she really made an effort so I feel a bit deep but it had to be done. Pos to Janay and the other poster saying it won't work and be messy, I knew you were right but I needed to see myself. Lessons learned and all that. / A bit unsettled u know my government name lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Locked off my ex last night, feel like a bit of an arsehole cause I feel like I handled the whole relationship wrong. It was too messy and we both expected certain things of each other since we split we shouldn't have really causing problems. I knew I was gonna lock it but still got her over for the last sleep together and she really made an effort so I feel a bit deep but it had to be done. Pos to Janay and the other poster saying it won't work and be messy, I knew you were right but I needed to see myself. Lessons learned and all that. / A bit unsettled u know my government name lol LOOOOOOOOOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YFSD Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 I only know it through here... Not being creepy I thought everyone did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 I'm playing lol. Just didn't think you knew it. Anyway back to you. What made you break it off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Rumfest >>>>>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YFSD Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 She made a status during the week that put me in a compromising position so I knew I was gonna call it off, got her over last night for last sex then ended it last night. Turns out when she deleted me off FB as part of the cutting ties she was tagged in pictures from the night before and a boy had his arm around her. I'm fine with that we're not together anymore but for the past 3 weeks we've been apart she's given me shit about me talking to girls and what I've been doing wrong and that she's done the same. Even told me last night she's not ready to move on LOL. It was a good move IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Yh just try not to relapse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YFSD Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Just had a massive argument cause I was pissed about the picture and the way she gave me shit and she was pulling the same stuff and ended up sorting it all. I feel like my heads cleared and we agreed that we will cut ties mutually and with respect. So that's me done now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 lol @ the negs like i dont know the guy and feel bad for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 was watching mad men last night, smoking is disgusting and ive decided im quitting. after this last bit of dutch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Was meant to go see one chick but she was going on long so i thought i was gonna be left with nothing to do. Anyway... thischick who aint been living on ends long.... got talking to her recent...sorta had a convo and she said if i was about next weekend *convo from last weekend* she'd come say hi. So she come knocked at my house last night, she was heading back to uni and said she will say hi on her way. anyway we're talking and having a decent convo... 2 2's by the time we finished talking she clocked it was like 0010 or sumin...so she had to get to hendon from leyton by TFL. So she ducked out quickly...i said to her before she left...im sure u missed last train. Anyway 20 mins later she confirmed "i missed last train...im coming to yours" .. she lives like in the house on the next road...but she told her parents (asian parents.. u kno dere strict) she was gonna be outta ends so she didnt wanna go back so instead she came to mine. Chillin and what not...everythings kl. Im keeping my distance a bit tryna be respectful a lil bit. Anyway shes laying there, I'm watching boxing and what not (P.S BERNARD HOPKINS TING WAS A FUCKING JOKE) and we're just there laying on the bed, im being suggestive...as you do....started kissing up the neck and that, shes responding well, let the hands wander..but shes like "ahh we cant .. bla bla" in my mind i thought kl, obviously shes adamant that im not gonna fuck her...so anyway..lil touchy feely then i just allowed it .. (musta been 5ish) anyway..i nod off...then i wake up like a hour later....still ona horny vibe..start spooning it now....put her hand on the ting...said a few words..2 2's now im getting some magnificent brain....finished the job...she was impressed...i was impressed. All in all a night that was looking a flop got turned around. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 She made a status during the week that put me in a compromising position so I knew I was gonna call it off, got her over last night for last sex then ended it last night. Turns out when she deleted me off FB as part of the cutting ties she was tagged in pictures from the night before and a boy had his arm around her. I'm fine with that we're not together anymore but for the past 3 weeks we've been apart she's given me shit about me talking to girls and what I've been doing wrong and that she's done the same. Even told me last night she's not ready to move on LOL. It was a good move IMO. bruv....show no sympathy, girls always try that shit, they cant have their cake and eat it too and they always think they can. TRUST ME. you defo made the right move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Head is a bit all over the gaff right now. Got my heart fully set on the Homie but that situation is moving at snail's pace & I'm entertaining these other broads, and arrgghhh. Just might go on a detox till the end of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 no homio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 smh Arsenal U11 vs Crystal Palace U11 was black on black crime of the highest order them ones where you lose count of the score We taking over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Random neck kiss FTW. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Blazin Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 them ones where we used to talk ALL the time, she gets a boyfriend and is Swayze, I genuinely try holla on a friendly tip n get brushed off, like Ive known her years, never even tried to beat watch when the relationship falls through, better nt even speak to me, hate wastin time on people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tino Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 them ones where we used to talk ALL the time, she gets a boyfriend and is Swayze, I genuinely try holla on a friendly tip n get brushed off, like Ive known her years, never even tried to beat watch when the relationship falls through, better nt even speak to me, hate wastin time on people just ignore her , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest phonecharger Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 http://lockerz.com/s/147765832 lol reallllllll taaaarrrrk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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