Lens Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 If the girls a foreigner, then ill show her parts of london, picnics ina nice part of london always work, bottle of wine, freshly squeezed juice, grapes, olives, french bread & pate always works..Hampstead park followed by a crepe always works FUCKING LOL. + went ona good date couple weeks ago, when I took dis French bird (I drew in Sports Bar following the French game) fencing and then for a picnic with a hamper in Regents Park lol .. when I do it I do it like im doin it for tv!! Fencing? The visual. LMFAO Sick guy. Fuck off. LOL Lol anelka getting confused over what poking a chick actually means. Anelka's views on dating >>>>> 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 swear us man should write a book educate these betas 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Portuguese Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 If the girls a foreigner, then ill show her parts of london, picnics ina nice part of london always work, bottle of wine, freshly squeezed juice, grapes, olives, french bread & pate always works..Hampstead park followed by a crepe always works FUCKING LOL. + went ona good date couple weeks ago, when I took dis French bird (I drew in Sports Bar following the French game) fencing and then for a picnic with a hamper in Regents Park lol .. when I do it I do it like im doin it for tv!! Fencing? The visual. LMFAO Sick guy. Fuck off. LOL Lol anelka getting confused over what poking a chick actually means. Anelka's views on dating >>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imhim Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 u tell a girl in advance and she turns round and says wot do u think i am etc etc... u tell a girl in advance and she is a well zoshage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldCoast Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 really fencing? come on lads we all want to be imaginative on dates but fencing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 U know Anelka watched blind date every week when he was younger cos Cilla was always arranging them Lols for TV dates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Anelka is sick. Play on playa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 i used to be the same as a lot of you lot, i will have a phone convo and then link the beat and anything else would be despicable but, now im a older more suave fencing type of character i will go out with a girl no probs, sometimes a player wants to have some conversation or gain access to a swingers party, or simply go to an art gallery with somebody, and if theres a spark then great but if not its nice to meet people and hear their opinions on subjects, going restaurants on my own used to be cool when i was a kid, now i will rather take an escort. guess you can say im a lonely hearts club kind of guy,my motive is de niro in heat, not cape fear. i will date some girls that work in interesting professions and gain information whilst building my social network and displaying my intellect and sense of humour.but once its a link there will be no dating and not every girl will get dated,if i meet a girl in a club or watever then i will keep it traditional,but a girl i met at a upmarket party i dont have a problem suggesting we watch an david lynch film sometime. i will date some fairly plain girls as well, couldnt give a shit, call it a fetish. sometimes we friendzone each other. i like to take things on a case by case basis and there are no rules just natural reflexes and my reflexes take care of business so i got nothing to worry about. never in a million years will i be dating to wife so theres never a question of im going to be romantic or pay for everything, im not taking out some dumb princess trophy character, its not mario bros 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 From the first sentence I had to start reading in a Johnny Drama voice. It fits well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest phonecharger Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 swear us man should write a book educate these betas look at this beg pmsl 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 swear us man should write a book educate these betas look at this beg pmsl oh u nofigures incarnate. shh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 lmao had to stop my nose from dribbling after reading Anelkas post. So glad I am not single boy fak, I could NOT be dealing with all that shit. Imagine putting on your best victorian cravat and cod piece and it turns out this French girl you took to les miserables is any hoe for Jean-Louis and Pierre back home. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 So glad I am not single boy fak, I could NOT be dealing with all that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest phonecharger Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 its not even about being single its only when your game is minus when u would have to deal with all that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 I think when you pass mid 20's you start thinking you are grown. I seen man past 25 taking regular chicks on grown exploits. The game can fuck with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M12 Part 2 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 So glad I am not single boy fak, I could NOT be dealing with all that shit. boy im the opposite. sometimes i wish i was single so i could do brazen dumb shit and not care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 So glad I am not single boy fak, I could NOT be dealing with all that shit. boy im the opposite. sometimes i wish i was single so i could do brazen dumb shit and not care. lol them ones when you do become single and start to go on your exploits in hype park with a picnic camper and a random female you then realise wtf was I thinking Desire is a fucked up thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARVELL Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 really depends on what sort of girl im dealing with, never taken more than 2 dates to bang, normally do it on the 1st link never mind "date" Im a cultured chap so if some1 is on the same wave length as me we can go out and try new things, maybe see a play at a theatre, ballet, museum, gallery..that kind of thing If the girls a foreigner, then ill show her parts of london, picnics ina nice part of london always work, bottle of wine, freshly squeezed juice, grapes, olives, french bread & pate always works..Hampstead park followed by a crepe always works But if its any slimeball, a bit of banter on bbm, maybe a phone call...then a link at a house and sex I wana take a girl to a footy match I dont really go in on the sex talk on the fone or bbm much these days, before i was like one of those 0900 sex lines but i try keep it calm n relaxed, sex normally happens when its calm, but sum girls get a tad uneasy about the x-ratd sex chat lol had 2 tone it down FUCKING LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 So glad I am not single boy fak, I could NOT be dealing with all that shit. boy im the opposite. sometimes i wish i was single so i could do brazen dumb shit and not care. Don't get me wrong I wish I could fuck certain chicks but that quickly gets tired. If I was single now I don't think I would have the energy to invest time in a chick like before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 man said fencing lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Is this how the date went bro? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lens Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 ah a date where it's normal to cover the girl's face could be useful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lens Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 video had me creasing. could imagine him doin exactly that, showin off with the sword, then losing when they actually start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Fencing, the Ballet, freshly squeezed juice and olives. Anelka>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Went on a date once in my life really...otherwise its the bar closest to my house for drinks triples for the lady x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 When I was deep in the linking game I used to beat on first or second linkage, maximum 3. Same process all the time as well. Come to the yard Watch TV/a movie for half an hour or so Get the banter flowing + play fighting Ask for a massage and return the favour = both your tops off Move in for a kiss and kiss the neck It's a wrap 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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