John Wall Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 More of this ting?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Luv Doc Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Pics if vaginas or lock this topic. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizouz Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 you should interview 8t2 would watch, no longer than 2 mins though 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted September 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Luv Doc Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 These are not your chicks 82. Where are the fanny flap shot? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 why has this ting got naval hair/snail trail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted September 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 Not sure she was a slore though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Luv Doc Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Where is the pum shots? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 8T2 found a job for you make sure you apply http://www.gumtree.com/p/jobs/mc-wanted-for-a-reminisce-speed-garage-gig--open-auditions/107529464 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afroman Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 8T2 found a job for you make sure you apply http://www.gumtree.c...tions/107529464 lol @ them alesha dixon mc flows there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 about to write a new chapter now #in the mean time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 I wish you knew who that is so i could know who that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 This thread needs to be deleted! If not, I will create a thread about all the times I have creampied a bitch!!! I'm not even lying, if you actually do this I'll drop you a blues for every story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 that sweet vanilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 I wish you knew who that is so i could know who that is. I will drop her facebook now if this gets 10 of those arrows pointing up green oh wait thats long ain't my style let me give you it for reading http://www.facebook.com/maryama.leyani Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
time_bomb Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 no way is that a real profile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 no way is that a real profile it is if you were on her friends list you would see her pics in that bate place near Waterloo with the grafitti where every "wannabe" model takes their pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 MSN was my life for a large portion of my time during university I would wake up and jump on to my PC straight away and start communicating with the large amount of people on my friends list which I had accumulated from myspace and having a low budget video on channel U a UK music channel which accepted after a lot of hassle videos from budding wannabe rap musicians and gave them a platform to get on television something which would have seemed impossible before the launch of the channel. It was on msn I started talking to a girl called Anettte who I done my usual questioning on to determine whether we had the potential to meet up and f*ck or at the very least someone who would talk dirty to me while I masturbate or at least warm me up for a marathon wank on one of my favorite ebony porn sites. I managed to get it out of Anette that she loved to perform oral sex but when I asked her if she would give me it she said a big fat no as she said she was only attracted to black guys. I found this frustrating like being thirsty but not able to get the top off a bottle of strawberry Fanta imported from Saudi Arabia. I came on msn and messaged Annette saying I was Darnell pretending to be a friend of mine and asking if she wanted to see a picture of my c*ck. I then googled “big Jamaican d*ck” saved the pic of the hugest d*ck I could find saves the picture on my desktop and sent it to her. It seemed to do the trick the conversation went full beam aHead. I called her up again pretending to be “Darnell” and the fact I had a thick London accent which sounded a bit patios which is the typical way for urban youths to talk in London she fell for it hook like and sinker. We would talk for twenty minutes every time I was horny at night about the filthy things she wanted to do with “me”. I would test her with filthy questions like if I cum in a Subway sandwich will you eat it and she went along with everything willingly. It was now for the million pound question I said to her if you want to suck my d*ck your going to have to do my friends first I want to know how good you are and to my surprise she agreed and guess who that friend was?. I didn’t realize how far Anette lived until it was too late she lived just outside London and it cost me about fourteen quid on the train for the final leg of my journey but I wanted my d*ck sucked good and that wasn’t going to stop me. “Darnell” had given the girl particular information in regards to what he wanted her to do to “me”. He wanted her to grab my hand and walk me to the bathroom without saying a word to me take me to the toilet put the seat down sit on it and suck my d*ck till it cum. Then when she finished another guy would be coming later for an “appointment” however I knew no one else was coming it was all about me. I got to her house following directions on the phone. In the meantime being an alcoholic who could in no way meet someone new for the first time being sober I managed to get some cheap beer after the attempt to get discount in the shop failed me having spent all my money on the extortionate train fare. I was tipsy and as I got to the house I saw her open the door. I had developed OCD by now which meant that if I was nervous and I saw a word I had to spell it out in my head before I could move on emphasizing if the word was a capital or not. If that doesn’t make sense it shouldn’t. I stood outside reading the name on a sign outside her house while Annette stood there in a white bra with her huge Jamaican tits kept upright by her bra. Anette mistook my standing outside her door as me being too nervous to come in which made her feel like I was a lamb to her ferocious tiger self and she was ready to devour me. She grabbed me by the hand and took me to her bathroom put both seats down and I was already rock hard as she yanked down my jeans hungrily taking out my fat white penis in her hands with a massive throbbing helmet. She examined the c*ck on either side to make sure it was clean and then hungrily began to give me at the time the best d*ck suck of my entire life. The image of my d*ck in a complete strangers mouth turned me on even more. I was about to buss so to kill time I saw can we go to the living room she just nodded and carried on sucking my d*ck on her living room couch with pictures of her brothers and sisters all around the room. She greedily forced my helmet more into her mouth like someone forcing a marshmellow into someones mouth that is playfully not opening it. I needed a break so we went to her bedroom while she chilled on her laptop. When I felt a bit less horny I told her I was going down to report to Darnell on the phone and she nodded obediently I needed some air and explored her tiny house downstairs before running back up to her room where we ended up in the 69 position her ass and p*ssy near my mouth with me licking all over. She then sucked my d*ck and balls like it was a chicken bone and she hadn’t eaten for a month I couldn’t hold back any longer and my d*ck burst with cum I had been saving up for five days. She sucked it all up and went to spit it out in the bin. I tried chill with her some more but it wasn’t happening at all so I excused myself and left with a depressed feeling thinking of the long journey home. On the way home I got a phone call saying she wanted to cancel her other appointment and as Darnell I questioned her on her experience. She said it was alright but if she had met me on the street she would have talked to me but definitely not given me her number. This was enough for me to think she is not worth my time if she was sexier then maybe I would convince her to love me but I couldn’t be bothered. Thinking back to that blow job still gets my d*ck hard at the time it was the best blow job of my life. That was until I hit thirty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 havent u got anything better to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 I wish you knew who that is so i could know who that is. I will drop her facebook now if this gets 10 of those arrows pointing up green oh wait thats long ain't my style let me give you it for reading http://www.facebook.com/maryama.leyani fake AF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 havent u got anything better to do? stop talking to yourself bro. gosh. (napolean dynaminte voice) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 how old are you? seriously cant believe people are reading ur bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Luv Doc Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Where are the pum shots? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.