are you a sitter or stander

[Kompressor]

On a serious note regarding the warm or cold water thing, for you's who don't know where your water supply comes from should probably not use warm water, in certain older buildings and systems the warm water is not fit for consumption and could make you ill.

[JOHN DOE]

gervinho to do a jaap stam

[Captain Planet]

Gervinho fi dead

I bet he has no composure in the bathroom,

[Skola]

On a serious note regarding the warm or cold water thing, for you's who don't know where your water supply comes from should probably not use warm water, in certain older buildings and systems the warm water is not fit for consumption and could make you ill.

this is what i was taught

'the hot water tank isnt drinking water'

[Pro]

Bump

 

Bit of bantz at work and some guy goes "you scrunch the toilet roll instead of folding it so don't even talk to me"

 

The way the other guy was desperately seeking out back up like he weren't the only one

 

All he was seeing was tears

 

   

 

The guy then comes with the google back up and people really do this

 

[ag.]

naah the first few pages are jokes 

[Em Dott]

Just read this again from the beginning.

One of the funniest topics on the forum.

Hands down.

[Thizz]

I was at my bredrins yard one night think it was for the Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight we'd all been to the Mobb Deep concert earlier we're like 5 bottles of Brandy deep there's cocaine flying about everywhere so I need a massive turnout after the chicken I ate near Shepherds Bush Empire. I ask my boy for some wet wipes everyone stopped what they was doing the record stopped and I got rinsed for a solid 20 mins for using we wipes couldn't believe it literally every man in the room wasn't having it. 

 

/

Since then one of the mandem confided in me he has since used wet wipes and understands now.

[FinalBawse]

Standing up, I just dont even..

[Fresh]

HOF thread

[QPR Dee]

I was at my bredrins yard one night think it was for the Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight we'd all been to the Mobb Deep concert earlier we're like 5 bottles of Brandy deep there's cocaine flying about everywhere so I need a massive turnout after the chicken I ate near Shepherds Bush Empire. I ask my boy for some wet wipes everyone stopped what they was doing the record stopped and I got rinsed for a solid 20 mins for using we wipes couldn't believe it literally every man in the room wasn't having it. 

 

/

Since then one of the mandem confided in me he has since used wet wipes and understands now.

GO GET YOUR WET WIPES

GO GET YOUR WET WIPES

[Lieutenant]

Reading back through this

KG's talk of spreading her bum cheeks turned me on differently ?

[QPR Dee]

^ scat festish alert

[FinalBawse]

Given the context that aint right

[Drift]

wtf when di ploops is done

i stand and wipe di ploops from me bam

 

[Lenny]

wtf when di ploops is done

i stand and wipe di ploops from me bam

[underwriter]

I was at my bredrins yard one night think it was for the Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight we'd all been to the Mobb Deep concert earlier we're like 5 bottles of Brandy deep there's cocaine flying about everywhere so I need a massive turnout after the chicken I ate near Shepherds Bush Empire. I ask my boy for some wet wipes everyone stopped what they was doing the record stopped and I got rinsed for a solid 20 mins for using we wipes couldn't believe it literally every man in the room wasn't having it. 

 

/

Since then one of the mandem confided in me he has since used wet wipes and understands now.

 

i been using baby wipes to wipe my bam for about 3 years now

 

cant believe i used to just use TISSUE

 

THAT DRY... DRYING UP YOUR ARSE TISSUE WHICH DOESNT EVEN CLEN YOUR BAM PROPERLY

 

 

JUMPED ON JOHNSONS BABY WIPES AND IF FEELS LIKE THOSE SEASHELLS AT THE BEACH WHEN YOU PUT IT TO YOUR EAR

 

 

NUTTIN BUT CLARITY

[underwriter]

Just asked a girl this

She wipes sitting

Leans forwards and reaches round

Rah

 

 i do that also...????

 

thought EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING DID THAT...

[underwriter]

Just did an experiment, its impossible to get full wipeage sat down

bet you lot who sit are the kind of grimey f*ckers who only wipe once then flush

 

i sit down at an acute angle, reach behind me, then i use about 5-6 baby wipes (couple to wipe upwards / couple to wipe downwards)

 

cant get fresher than that