Who did you lose your virginity to?

[Lieutenant]

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Fam

Argh

[O Fenomeno]

[Jefferson]

[Fighting Weight]

My old girlfriend, at her yard

 

Put it in and was thrusting in and out and I was like, shit, I ain't come yet, time to go hard.

 

...that shit snuck up on me like a fucking assasin. Stroked like once more and that was all she wrote, bussed up in her p*ssy raw, shit started to go south so I had to pull out and she was like 'what's wrong?' and I was like 'I can hear your mum coming back' like fuck I could.

 

Skipped home smelling my fingers

[Fighting Weight]

A side note, I used to buss in that girl all the time and hide it, back then I was still young and had some form so I wasn't affected by the post-buss-droop & disgust....so I'd just carry on like nothing had happened

 

Afterward she'd like put her fingers in her p*ssy like 'wow I'm leaking, or is this you?'

 

I'd be like 'nah, nah, thats YOU' 

[Yoshie]

I peaked late still, came through like Luca Toni.

 

Moved to one ting in the dance, must have been about 18 at the time, I was waved out of my face, I must have said to her come outside with me. I had no idea what I was doing, took her to one alley way where they found some geezers fingers a few weeks prior. Laid her down softly on a piece of cardboard and broke through like line like Crespo of 2000. Literally a few minutes later I feel a twinge and a shooting pain, banjo snapped, blood everywhere.

 

That Woodgate Real Madrid debut

 

Fuck.

[Bobby Reds]

Some sloppy big breasted fake tanned caked make-up white ting.

 

Good times tbh.

[yhyh]

Pending

[Guest Chelsea Jack]

Im a virgin cos im ginger and look like ed sheeran but without the p

[Illusion]

Old girlfriend when I was 17 (went to an all boys school innit)

Bunked college with her and we were jamming in my mums yard at 11 am or something.

Doing a bit of foreplay, fingering and slappin her titties around a bit. She used to get mad horny like a switch flicked in her head. She suggests we do it. I say I don't have any ronnies, she's all like "It's OK I've got some", cos her mum was a nurse and worked at the family planning clinic.

Put the rons on. I don't know what I'm doing and style it out by tell her to go ontop so I don't hurt her.

She's ontop and riding, says it's nice but a little painful. After 5 mins I suggest we change. As she climbs off she squirts all over my fucking bollocks and soaks the bed (not joking).

She nervously laughs and I doggie for a bit, but am not enjoying it cos I'm thinking the bed is wet and how am I going to explain this to mum.

Stop after 10 mins or so and watch channel U for a bit

[Sole]

[kerser]

 

chuss me

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Why the fuck would he lie about losing his virginity at 17

 

[Nike Tracksuit]

lol its the squirt part

[Flat Eric]

she cried

[Flat Eric]

and then she said "well that was a shit shag" after

[Marly Mar II]

In di broth must have been around 17

40 boof for 20 mins

Some eastern european ting with a back!

Some dead missionary..she wouldn't let me doggy cah I was 'too big'

I wanted t lipse but she wouldnt let me

Young days

[Illusion]

What can I say lads, she was a squirter

[Heero Yuy]

or a bed wetter

[Sole]

Why the f*ck would he lie about losing his virginity at 17

one minute man don't know how to put it in the next he's making her squirt and bussin doggy ffs

[The Infamous]

Nikka put it top bins with the first kick of the ball

[Wavant]

Nikka put it top bins with the first kick of the ball

 

LOL

[local]

Ain't hard to make a bird squirt

If she squirts then she squirts

[Sole]

nah your chicks are actually pissing bro

bantz innit.

[local]

it is pretty much piss tbh

 

lol at the disbelief that the lad knew how to doggy a bird

 

stop bein weird for a few weeks