Popular Post Woodpecker Posted May 8, 2012 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 lol delete messages travel thread been updated maynnn, been having a mad one, every day my girls family have invited me to their restaurant for a huge meal and beer/whiskey/aguardiente/wine, always come back feeling stuffed, still havent even had a bandeja paisa! Had bare steaks, mojarra, the soup with prawns in begining with C that comes in a basket and like boiling, tried crepes and waffles restaurant (RICO!). my girl wont let me go nowhere without her shes bare scared lol, went la candelaria with her yesterday and had to drive through santa fe.......see the sexiest putas lol fam the bums out here are mad, i will actually admit no bums exist in england, maybe like 0.1% of population, here its like f*ck every chick pretty much has got a PERFECT thick tasty bum, even my girls mum and 16 year old sister ive accidentaly looked LOL f*ck braaaaav your country is my favourite place in the world I am spending the rest of my days here for real! PEACE! 12 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 :lol: :lol: Was just about to post a request for the sexy thick back offs. I know they're there in abundance man. It's f*ck*ng crazy. On top of that the majority of PIFF chicks you see out there are single. it's nuts. There's literally not enough men to go round!! Aguardiente I can't drink. One bad experience in NYC and ever since the smell makes me gag. But yea that's what the OG's out there drink. I wouldn't recommend travelling alone tbh, don't do it. You had mazamorra? Arroz con leche? When you get the bandeja paisa, make sure you ask for everything. Fried egg, avacado, chicharron, the whole shebang. Toooo nice. All the best mayne. Keep posting pics. I love every single one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodpecker Posted May 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 lol might aswell make this the colombia thread, bruv the girls are so fire, i swear western women apart from my mum sister and family are pathetic whimpering creatures i f*ck*ng swear, not even just in terms of mentality like my girl is my secretary that does everything for me, business plans and sh*t, fully translating without getting annoyed every single word during like 6 hour meals, sh*t you would pay good money for but in terms of, i have maybe seen 5 chicks that havent been dressed CORRECTLY since i have been here, there is no such thing as dressing UP ca all the chicks dress properly every day, thinking of the sights i used to see in england making me heave lol my girls got an interview today (fingers crossed) so I am actually on my own, gonna go to a few places i know in the north (safe shopping centers lol) to see if I can get any bum pictures LOL also i read bare forums before coming here, everything they tell you about colombian women like never paying for sh*t is fully gassed, i shudda known the forums and blogs must have been written by 40 year old americans, every chick i met out here has been sweet as f*ck, my girl often tries to take me out wont let me pay etc, has bought me white gold and silver rosary, obviously the mentality is pretty much the way i think, dating man should pay, relationship is equal swear i have never been this happy in my life, only sh*t thing is i aint got no mandem here yet apart from her fam.....who i cant really skoop with although her cuzin bare feels up my leg and always sits next to me (piff ting aswell) and her brother was bare telling me shes hot innit.....i was like yeah shes loca....tryna change subject looool europe - 0 colombia - sideways 8 ttkk 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 lol don't get involved with the cousin. Know too many colombian woman that have dragged guys through serious dramas. DON'T do it. I reckon men seeking revenge for a next guy f*ck*ng his wife is a top reason for murder in colombia. Also yea it can be quite a shocking experience especially coming from England where people are a kinda prudish, when people are quite open about sexuality. It's kinda nuts lol. Too many of my cousins are like this. I just walk it out tbh. Not involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Reading this in ponders end and seeing ordinary dusty tings and whales is making my angry. I'm too handsome for this land. Soon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salamanca Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 >>>>>>ponders end lick n chickn is wavy tho. the fat english whores around there who get daggered by tyrone and the lads on a regular basis, however are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Want to hit Colombia now lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lieutenant Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 I was thinking this the other day. I was out all day around London and Essex. I just saw sooooo many ugly females, literally only a handful made me turn my head 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 I was thinking this the other day. I was out all day around London and Essex. I just saw sooooo many ugly females, literally only a handful made me turn my head BRUV nah the butters index has increased suddenly so many ugly humanoids, the f*ck they come from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flyest Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 glad its going well brah is di bb offline now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Woodpecker you lot hit the club yet? How's the salsa lessons going? some inspiration for you.. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 man will gladly do that moist dance for those pristine tings fak about 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illusion Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Need to learn DAT SPANISH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 man will gladly do that moist dance for those pristine tings fak about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 make a nigga wanna speak spanishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 was chilling with this colombian females house on the weekend ...her mums voice got me a bit excited im not gonna lie LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Reading this in ponders end and seeing ordinary dusty tings and whales is making my angry. I'm too handsome for this land. Soon. Lol I don't think people understand how depressing it was to grow up here Was planning a SA tour with a couple of the lads for the world cup in Brazil but I doubt it will happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flyest Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 its gon be a hot summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O Fenomeno Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 was chilling with this colombian females house on the weekend ...her mums voice got me a bit excited im not gonna lie LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Reading this in ponders end and seeing ordinary dusty tings and whales is making my angry. I'm too handsome for this land. Soon. Lol I don't think people understand how depressing it was to grow up here Was planning a SA tour with a couple of the lads for the world cup in Brazil but I doubt it will happen Hitting carnival in Bahia in 2014 and if the money is right, I'm hitting world cup as well. Need to make moves because in my mind, both have to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PROFIT MARGINS Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 was chilling with this colombian females house on the weekend ...her mums voice got me a bit excited im not gonna lie LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 man i aint been on holiday in such a long time gonna plan sutin for this summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lads be patient
summer is on its way
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Bruno Di Gradi
was chilling with this colombian females house on the weekend ...her mums voice got me a bit excited im not gonna lie LMAO
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Lol I don't think people understand how depressing it was to grow up here
Was planning a SA tour with a couple of the lads for the world cup in Brazil but I doubt it will happen
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its gon be a hot summer
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Hitting carnival in Bahia in 2014 and if the money is right, I'm hitting world cup as well.
Need to make moves because in my mind, both have to happen.
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man i aint been on holiday in such a long time
gonna plan sutin for this summer
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half price flights anywhere in the world pms ppl
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