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Do you cover the toilet seat with tissue? (public toilets)

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I bet certain people on here don't

I even have to do it at certain friends houses, cah der hygeine aint upto my standard

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Why would you go round there house, let alone use their toilet???

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wont go for a sh*t at my freinds house not that dutty

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Op sits down to piss so this is a constant issue for him.

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I've said this before but I don't understand how some people misjudge their night so badly that they end up shitting in a nightclub toilet

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I've said this before but I don't understand how some people misjudge their night so badly that they end up shitting in a nightclub toilet

Hahaha never happened to me but the last week or so my stomach has been giving my problems, I won't feel the need to go at all then ill randomly get stomach pain and I know I have about 1 minute to get to a toilet before I explode. I'm scared its gonna happen to me on a night out

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i sit down and piss when im in my house

when im in other peoples houses and when im out clubbing i stand up and piss

feels good sittin down doing a piss

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'i took a sh*t in your yard'

was that e15 or something?

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I remember my grandad was at my mums house 1 time doing some handy work, he went to use the toilet, didn't flush.

Nothing could have prepared me for what I saw when I lifted the lid.

I'm talking meatballs, enchiladas, 5 course meal sitting in water, the sight was so shocking I just laughed.

I still laugh.

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dunno why people (on here) have a problem takin a dump in a friend's hse

get your network of friend's game up

yes i would cover it with tissue or sometimes theres an anti bac spray

better to sh*t in a friends yard than go out and need to do it in a public one

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Public toilets aren't for shitting in ur case innit venom michaels

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yii

i will quarmly sh*t in friends houses... only if there parents are out

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Public toilets aren't for shitting in ur case innit venom michaels

u try too hard.. ur a p*ssy online and in real life.. that d*ckhead constantly looking for something to say. f*ck your ancestors and dont talk to me.

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Public toilets aren't for shitting in ur case innit venom michaels

u try too hard.. ur a p*ssy online and in real life.. that d*ckhead constantly looking for something to say. f*ck your ancestors and dont talk to me.

:lol:

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i always always cover next people toilets /public with tissue

when i need to go - i need to go

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wen the virgin man came round to fix my net he asked to use the toilet, i was shooked

to go in there after he had gone to find the toilet renking of his sh*t,,i wanted to boff the nasty bastard took a sh*t in my yard...

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Yeah I cover the toilet seats in tissue. Then I piss all over the seats so the next person has to have a pissy tissue mountain to deal with.

I don't put my a**hole anywhere near nasty public toilets

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was in a lecture one time and i had some ko grilled chicken from stratty

my stomach was making pearl harbour type of noise

ran to the teachers head department. put it all over the f*ckin seat and in the bowl for di back splash

when i flushed it was all rising flooding the whole cubicle

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girl im linkin now... or who ive been linkin on and off for over 2 years i think now

i did a sh*t in her house, when everyone was downstairs or out so i thought f*ck IT NICE AND QUIET UPSTAIRS... (these people are foreign hungarian/swedish people)

went to the toilet... it was one of those sticky shits... fuking hate them... it was all coming out like the runs, making bare crackling fart noises, all sticking to the toilets sides...

i flushed the toilet and it was rising... i was like quarm, i'll flush again... flushed again it was still rising/blocked... i was like...

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rokking back and forth, thinking how the f*ck am i gonna get out of this one...

there was no plunger, no utensils in the bathroom...

so i tried 2 more flushes and left the bathroom and went back to her room (she shares with other flatmates)

i am chilling in her room, and 1 other girl comes to the room and says "did i just use the toilet"

i said na na, i just brushed my teeth or suttin like that

she said someones just used the toilet and now its blocked... i was like faaaaaa :/

i went downstairs and ran out the house... didnt speak to her for 1 month, get the dust blow over so she can forget

i now speak to her

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