did you ever have that "liar" kid in school?

[FACE OFF BEYOND]

had someone in my school like thishis mum was an astronaught and he went america (COMPTON) for a holiday this was round snoop doggy doggs first album timesload of fart

[Eduardo da Silva]

Yeah but he just exaggerated here and there.Was safe though.

[Black Casper]

Had one guy in class who used to tell everyone this story about his dad owning his own private jet company. Used to tell everyone that he went on holidays for free, even said that we could come and visit his dads mansion that he recently bought cause his business was popular in America.He also said his dad takes celebs on a few of his jets, then said that once he finishes school, he is gonna live in the US and help out his dad.bare heads got excited..i do not know if this bre is still around tho, lol

[Dipset]

lolyeah1 girl in my class at s - school. Always told pure lies and attention seeked

[Accra]

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where did u draw her?

if ur not lying thats my cousins bredrin shes lightskin they went Orpington 2gether i think anywhooArthur alwys daid he was a Russian Spy and he said his mum was really his nanTemi said she was a Mermaid lmao just reminded me did u (if u were a bully) ever make up sum f*cked rumor and then actually start believing it urself?we made up a rumor how Arthurs dad was a sperm doner and his sperm he was a test tube babycertain time wed hav convos likecharley 'arthurs well pale, hes translucent'me 'yh thats cuz he comes from a tube remember'elisha 'yh cuz the sperm was frozen for like 100 years so that made his skin cum out really white'everyone 'yh true true'

LMFAO.My best friend made up a story that one girl spread dog food on her minge and got her dog to lick it off. This was in year 8.It was still doing the rounds in year 13.Bare people thought it was true.

I swear I heard that one!!Oi LOG, you reaching Heartless at Mayhem?

[manuel]

We had bare. one time this kid was like for my b-day were going to watch man-u play traveling up and back in a limo then the next day we all going to alton towers. every1 beleived him still. Theres a kid on college now that is the biggest bullshitter ever. everything he says is a lie like "ive broken my bones 200 times" hmmm yeah o.k

[Guest I.B.Blackman]

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where did u draw her?

if ur not lying thats my cousins bredrin shes lightskin they went Orpington 2gether i think anywhooArthur alwys daid he was a Russian Spy and he said his mum was really his nanTemi said she was a Mermaid lmao just reminded me did u (if u were a bully) ever make up sum f*cked rumor and then actually start believing it urself?we made up a rumor how Arthurs dad was a sperm doner and his sperm he was a test tube babycertain time wed hav convos likecharley 'arthurs well pale, hes translucent'me 'yh thats cuz he comes from a tube remember'elisha 'yh cuz the sperm was frozen for like 100 years so that made his skin cum out really white'everyone 'yh true true'

LMFAO.My best friend made up a story that one girl spread dog food on her minge and got her dog to lick it off. This was in year 8.It was still doing the rounds in year 13.Bare people thought it was true.

remember in primary schoolwe spread a rumour of 1 grl havin foot and mouth cah evry called her a pigthat sh*t never left her

[LadyOG]

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where did u draw her?

if ur not lying thats my cousins bredrin shes lightskin they went Orpington 2gether i think anywhooArthur alwys daid he was a Russian Spy and he said his mum was really his nanTemi said she was a Mermaid lmao just reminded me did u (if u were a bully) ever make up sum f*cked rumor and then actually start believing it urself?we made up a rumor how Arthurs dad was a sperm doner and his sperm he was a test tube babycertain time wed hav convos likecharley 'arthurs well pale, hes translucent'me 'yh thats cuz he comes from a tube remember'elisha 'yh cuz the sperm was frozen for like 100 years so that made his skin cum out really white'everyone 'yh true true'

LMFAO.My best friend made up a story that one girl spread dog food on her minge and got her dog to lick it off. This was in year 8.It was still doing the rounds in year 13.Bare people thought it was true.

I swear I heard that one!!Oi LOG, you reaching Heartless at Mayhem?

Lol deep innit.I'm fully in Manchester now so I won't be reaching.TBH I've never been to Mayhem. From time I know one girl at my school who podium/pole dances there I opted out. I've never been out in Southend.

[Creed Diskenth]

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where did u draw her?

i neva drawed her she got passed around 1 of dem 1s bare man frm penge went throughden she ended up in my endsgot delt wif

[Creed Diskenth]

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where did u draw her?

if ur not lying thats my cousins bredrin shes lightskin they went Orpington 2gether i think

she aint light lighti swear shes moved out da country or sumfin???

[Beavis]

There was one kid that used to say he had a black panther or jaguar that used to roam about in his garden at night.and one lad said he had sex with 75 girls at age 11, lmao.

[Afroman]

Yes surr!there was one in every levelPrimary, High school & college. Primary school waas the bait one.. My dad is the strongest man in the world, His muscles are big reh reh reh.His dad comes to school and his one tiny marga mofo... High school was the peak..There was this next bre, that claimed he had everything that was out.. if he didnt have it, its his cousin....Have u seen the new ___________him: yea yeah I just got it the other day.Me: Hmm it doesnt actually exist...Him: ______________.ohh yeah and the south african kid who claimed he used juju, He used to buss this hench bead and claimed if he hit anyone with it they could die. He claimed in his country he was some top zulu and everyone wanted to kill him, thats why he came here... Nobody tackled him when it came to football. He always held the bead in his hand. Can't believe some headz were buying it as well.. Head teacher wanted to confiscate it as well...Thinking about it now! lmao what an Idiot this guy was. I had bare characters in high school still

[t-dan]

Theres one of these guys at my work named Alan, he told everyone at work his Dad's a millionaire and got a 11 bedroom house in Portugal bare lies about his dad and his millions!But when he got a pay raise at work he started getting hype saying hes gonna get a backpay on his wages from what he's owed and use it for a deposit on a car. But yet his dad's a multi millionaire.I bought some wax aswell for my hair and he went to me ''Carl, why did u buy that? i got £250's worth of hair products in my locker'' i said '' get me some then'' '' ill bring you some in tomorrow''He then told me his real names Juan for jokes i call him YohannBare people at work catch him out on his lies..

[smaddy]

off topici f*cked nigel benns daughterdirty slosh

where did u draw her?

if ur not lying thats my cousins bredrin shes lightskin they went Orpington 2gether i think anywhooArthur alwys daid he was a Russian Spy and he said his mum was really his nanTemi said she was a Mermaid lmao just reminded me did u (if u were a bully) ever make up sum f*cked rumor and then actually start believing it urself?we made up a rumor how Arthurs dad was a sperm doner and his sperm he was a test tube babycertain time wed hav convos likecharley 'arthurs well pale, hes translucent'me 'yh thats cuz he comes from a tube remember'elisha 'yh cuz the sperm was frozen for like 100 years so that made his skin cum out really white'everyone 'yh true true'

yh i told everyone that katy had chlamydiashe used to piss herself

[juju]

these stories are jokes still...what the hell happens to these people when they grow up?

[smaddy]

they are the same, they continue to liesome of them do really well because they can blag, others loose sh*t loads of friends

[JLovely]

One girl who used to work with me used to tell a bag of lies. And from what Im told shes still like that, them people have serious issues with themselves.

[Kurtis]

nothin out the ordinaryjus the usual sh*t

[Bacardi_Up]

I remember one boy lived on an Estate who came to my school.He claimed he had a 70" TV in his yard. (We didn't believe him obviously and we said yeah looking through his coke bottle glasses his 14" TV must seem like 70").He used to claim he walked from Wembley to Barnet bare days. (This is a far distance).He claimed was skint (in contradiction to the TV I know) but then we found out he had grands in his bank account. The prick try to pretend he don't owe me money when I told him to pay me back.He claimed that his brother devised a new martial arts system called "foot boxing".He claimed to be a champion martial artist but we knew he was lying when my mate clapped the glasses of his face and he didn't attempt to block or fight back.He was Asian and a bit of prick, he claimed he slept with a Black girl. He was a bait virgin.Theree is more but I can't remember.

[Kurtis]

He claimed he had a 70" TV in his yard. (We didn't believe him obviously and we said yeah looking through his coke bottle glasses his 14" TV must seem like 70").

lmao lmao lmao

[streets.]

when i schooled in nigeria for 3yrs there were bare liars, white, black, indian didnt matter,.. (was an intl school). The american kids used to take anyone who hadnt been to the US for complete mugs, but 2 really stood out. sean.. he bought these MJ hi tech trainers and said Micheal gave them to him, and that he had been to disney land with him. then the other breh said his dad was a general in the US army, and that he goes back home to the US in an M16, OR that the US has different number planes from the president down to his father, (air force one, air force two, air force three and so on) his dad's plane was Air force 9.

LOLThem rich school lies alie.Us man arent familiar with them tales cuz lol

lol

[Peppergrain]

I remember a topic like this before where someone recalled a boy who lied about having all these weapons and sneaking off under his house which had all these secret "weapon rooms". Reason I remembered it? There was a boy who lied about the exact same stuff.Then there was this chick, she lied about the most idiotic things such as trainers, she would colour in her Nike tick on some shitty Nikes with highlighter and claim they are worth £500 and there's only one of three pairs in the world, she claimed she had a baby and put it up for adoption, she made up sh*t like her uncle raping her, that she had all these Pitt Bulls at her house, but when we asked her mum what dog she owned, she owned a YORKSHIRE TERRIER, SHAME. And all that before the age of 12.

[Flojo]

Theres one of these guys at my work named Alan, he told everyone at work his Dad's a millionaire and got a 11 bedroom house in Portugal bare lies about his dad and his millions!But when he got a pay raise at work he started getting hype saying hes gonna get a backpay on his wages from what he's owed and use it for a deposit on a car. But yet his dad's a multi millionaire.I bought some wax aswell for my hair and he went to me ''Carl, why did u buy that? i got £250's worth of hair products in my locker'' i said '' get me some then'' '' ill bring you some in tomorrow''He then told me his real names Juan for jokes i call him YohannBare people at work catch him out on his lies..

lmfaoLying about hair products ya know

[JJ]

Just the usual lot "I got an N64 and a PS1" go round his house "Wheres the n64, arrrr its in my loft ennit""I've got a brother who died at 26 in the army from standing on a landmine" despite the dudes mom being well under 40."i've got a new pc, cant be updated... even got the new solitare on it""i've got all the blues (birmingham) players signatures" (which he did have) "because i went to a training session with them an they wanted to sign me but i wanted to stay in school"them ones were at about 10 years old or suttin, he went my senior school aswell, probs still did it but i wernt in his form, but i do remember him saying that he was "fingering this girl yeah, and she was about to gimme brains but her dad was coming up the stiars, so i jumped out the window naked, climbed through the drain pipe came through the front door batterd her dad an carried on with her"he signs on now.

[Mongy]

Yer i remember in primary school, this lad said his dad was Peter Schmeichal because he could speak Danish.He didnt speak Danish though, he just put the accent on and spoke English. I was the only person not to believe him.