Whats The WORST "Drunken Experience" You Have Had?

[morninghasbroken]

My friend got drunk and drove home, outside her house she leaned out to be sick and everytime she heaved she pissed herself. I got in the car the next day and it STANK, all she had done is put a towel over it!!!

[Guest Smell Of Death]

would this kinda sh*t f*ck u up if u wer dumb drunk or high?

[spiderman]

lolol dats grim, pissin wen u throw up haha.on NYE wen i was out of it but not incapacitated, i did a forward flip over a gurad rail infront of BAAAAARE ppl lol. everyone must of been watchin me like, and i remember landing on my knees cos dey was cut up a bit but it was pure jokes dat night, cracked wayyyy too many jokes so it didnt matter we was acting a bit mad, but at least we wernt sum headless gonners throwin up and doin nex madness so it was cool

[spiderman]

would this kinda sh*t f*ck u up if u wer dumb drunk or high?

if i was high id wanna listen to better tunes and change the tune if i wasnt monged.if i was tipsy id probably do sum fake vibes take the piss then change the tune...if i was drunk it would probably confuse me n make me laugh or do sumin stupid.if i was DUM DRUNK and incapacitated i probably wouldnt even recognise the tune or any form of rhythm

[Thizz]

Christmas Eve jus gone, went an got a 1/2g, litre of Smirnoff went to one chicks house dun da dance.Went pub, drank up for a piece, pub closed, went home grabbed a crate of Fosters & a JD bottle, bopped round there quick stop off for another 1/2g. Got there drank the JD. Blacked out.Next thing I woke up in my bed trousers round my ankles soaking wet.Slowly things have been coming back to me, where I had new sofas my old ones was outside my drum I can remember messing round with my keys tryna open the front door got fed up an sat down on the sofa built up a spliff smoked it then went back in.Went to the pub Christmas day kept drinking.Didn't stop till NYE when I proper f*cked up in a shoobz.

[zlastboss]

HOL TITE THE DRUNKEN SCUMBAGSIM PRETTY SURE I FELL OUT WITH MOST OF MY BREDRINS OVA MY DRUNKEN BEHAVIOURS

typical...

[Guest PennyTraitor]

My friend got drunk and drove home, outside her house she leaned out to be sick and everytime she heaved she pissed herself. I got in the car the next day and it STANK, all she had done is put a towel over it!!!

lol thts so disgusting and funny...one time i was paraletic (sp) but this chick still wanted to f*ck me, so obviously i went thru, sprained my d*ck somehowi stopped and fell asleep naked in her living room then woke up about 5 for round two.good times.

[A Bit Better]

Hate memory loss. Them ones where it's like your night was a movie and you only remember the trailer!In Magaluf, got f*cked and ended up in some club. Got my bredrin to take me to the toilet, threw up. Got them to take me back to the appartment and then they went out again. I must've chucked up again so ran to the toilet and mmy boys came in later to find me asleep on the bathroom floor in just my boxers.NYE 2006/7 woke up was drinking through the day at work and then had a bottle of baileys on the train. Had some wine in my friend's house then obviously drinking in the club. Was FACKED! Shocked out like a madman all night, then was crouching down on the tube on the way home, bussin joke with everybody on it like say I was the entertainment. Got back to my friend's house, fell asleep, woke up at 7am with my mouth full of vomit. Couldn't hold it in and puked while running to the toilet. Was wearing a white top as well.

[morninghasbroken]

My friend got drunk and drove home, outside her house she leaned out to be sick and everytime she heaved she pissed herself. I got in the car the next day and it STANK, all she had done is put a towel over it!!!

lol thts so disgusting and funny...one time i was paraletic (sp) but this chick still wanted to f*ck me, so obviously i went thru, sprained my d*ck somehowi stopped and fell asleep naked in her living room then woke up about 5 for round two.good times.

LMAO - how did you sprain your d*ck?

[Numero001]

I have had LOADS.A couple of the worst -Trying to do a sexy 'walk away and sway your hips' and falling over one of those leather cube things you sit on. My head ended up pressed on the floor and my legs were wrapped over it. Trying to clash Crazy-T and calling him a Wasteman on the mic - I actually thought he was going to kill me.Falling down the stairs and knocking myself out. My mum found me there in a heap in the morning. Falling asleep on the bus and waking up screaming as I hit the floor. Some guy I have never spoken to at work coming up to me and saying 'I saw you on Saturday, I thought you had fallen over till I got closer then I realised you were trying to break dance'I could literally go on for days.....

LMAOThe one time I got tipsy was in Jamaica, blazing hot sunny day, no food, minimal sleep and was at a party. Had a couple or 5 cranberry and vodka's and felt sleepy. f*cked up my whole day so I will never do that again

[OVER STARISH]

My friend got drunk and drove home, outside her house she leaned out to be sick and everytime she heaved she pissed herself. I got in the car the next day and it STANK, all she had done is put a towel over it!!!

Thats possibly one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard.

[morninghasbroken]

She has far worse stories. I wrote them all donw in a book once called 'The Little Book Of ____' but she ripped it up. Other highlights of teh book included -Her getting smashed at a work thing and the next thing she remembers is waking up and her bum was bleeding. Her being sick under a table at a wedding and a baby ate some of it (that was f*ck*ng funny). Her getting 'pissed power' and throwing a pub landlord over a table then getting scared of a comeback and spraying perfume in his eyes so he couldnt chase her.

[Guest Radio]

HOL TITE THE DRUNKEN SCUMBAGSIM PRETTY SURE I FELL OUT WITH MOST OF MY BREDRINS OVA MY DRUNKEN BEHAVIOURS

typical...

My asian friend took a swing at me when he was drunk, ain't spoken to him for months

[Thun]

She has far worse stories. I wrote them all donw in a book once called 'The Little Book Of ____' but she ripped it up. Other highlights of teh book included -Her getting smashed at a work thing and the next thing she remembers is waking up and her bum was bleeding. Her being sick under a table at a wedding and a baby ate some of it (that was f*ck*ng funny). Her getting 'pissed power' and throwing a pub landlord over a table then getting scared of a comeback and spraying perfume in his eyes so he couldnt chase her.

LOL @ the baby eating the sick.Your friend sounds like some raw tramp.

[Wavant]

Her getting smashed at a work thing and the next thing she remembers is waking up and her bum was bleeding.

Thats very grim.

[morninghasbroken]

The baby eating sick was SO f*ck*ng funny. I nearly wet myself. I couldn't even point it out to anyone or stop the baby doing it I was laughing so much.

[L]

Probably that night i got jumpedSome guys started on my bredrin, i knocked one of them out, blood pouring out of his face.. then i got jumped by his bredrins, it was all some sick blur and i cant remember sh*t, i got up shouting "huh, what the f*ck just happened"That was lame purely because i don't remember what happened..Other times i've been excessively drunk were good though

[Dj Spook J]

at my mates party up da road from mewent outside, trousers fell down, dropped .. cracked my head onda curb, woz sik .. wernt a gd look

[morninghasbroken]

My other friend went out on Xmas eve and got smashed - needed a wee and couldn't find her key so went in her front garden. BAMWoke up @ 7am by her mum, knickers round her ankles , freezing cold and got neumonia.

[kurious]

yeeeeah...thats riiiiight...ur OTHER 'freeind'indeed

[SHOCK]

Her getting smashed at a work thing and the next thing she remembers is waking up and her bum was bleeding.

Thats very grim.

grimey. seriously thats f*cked.i got smashed one time f*cked 1 girl in her yard, her mum found us naked next morning on her new sofa's there wern't no towels or nething around, i was just raw with it tho, i made her feel un easy.

[local]

went benidorm few weeks agobrought some big dirty bottle of cheap vodkadrunk throughout the day, mixin it with the free soft drinks from the hotelcome night i'm gone.....chattin baaaaare to my dad n his bird......bare sh*t i shouldn't be sayinapparently i tell him at 12 that i'll be up in the room bout 2 n i won't leave the hotelfuk knos wot i did the rest of the night, i have flashes of gettin aired by spanish birds in some random club, kickin the f*ck out of some dog, runnin away from said dog and climbing under and over bare walls n sh*twhen i finally sober up i'm in a spanish police cell, with some prick tellin me YOU NO SPEAK YOU NO SPEAK, with badly ripped clothes, no money and a f*ckin dog bite on my arseluckily i get let out cos i'm 17apparently i was done for tresspassin

[kahuna]

probs the time i got absloutly sh*t faced down the pub and me and all my mates went back to these girls place, and i got the point of banging the fittest one but couldnt get it up, when she asked me what was wrong i mumbled, 'ahhhh its like playing snooker with a bit of rope' i got kicked out and fell asleep in her front garden untill all of my mates came out and they had to carry me home,i got stick for months

[Infidel]

At one party and I walked outside cuz I needed to get some air thought I was gonna pass out I was seriously licked, fell onto a car bonnett stood up and fell backwards and hit my head on a brick. The whole time this girl I was linkin was watchin me I was like what the f*ck help me up then. Then I was jus walkin around the block for around half hour straight tryin to get my head back to normal thats probably the worst i've ever been. I aint mixin jack daniels & alize ever again.

[JLovely]

She has far worse stories. I wrote them all donw in a book once called 'The Little Book Of ____' but she ripped it up. Other highlights of teh book included -Her getting smashed at a work thing and the next thing she remembers is waking up and her bum was bleeding. Her being sick under a table at a wedding and a baby ate some of it (that was f*ck*ng funny). Her getting 'pissed power' and throwing a pub landlord over a table then getting scared of a comeback and spraying perfume in his eyes so he couldnt chase her.

LOLYour fren needs to llow the alcohol.I've been drunk but nothing overly embarassings happened, ive just been mad friendly.