prdx Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 yh yh this was done on vip2 v1 but i aint seen it back since the sites been back up....all i remember is catchin bare jokes from the misfortune of others... some of the stories in the original topic>________anyway that was time ago so those who contributed to the old version, ur time to add any new experiences.... newcomers obv welcome toso come orn everyone.. tell us ur worst sexual experiences for funsies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wavy Davy Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 my whole sex life is a misfortune tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rippy Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 I remember Toney having some hilarious ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 My whole sex life is quite non-existant, so therefore i am expempt from adding any stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batman Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Chewing gum in the pubes snm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Luv Doc Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 yh yh this was done on vip2 v1 but i aint seen it back since the sites been back up....all i remember is catchin bare jokes from the misfortune of others... some of the stories in the original topic>________anyway that was time ago so those who contributed to the old version, ur time to add any new experiences.... newcomers obv welcome toso come orn everyone.. tell us ur worst sexual experiences for funsiesYou failed when you never mention anything first, so the topic will most probably fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 First time I no dommedFelt gooooooooooooooodhoweverf*cksakemoment of clarity set in while i was bussingthats some madnesss initI was actually telling her, this is f*ckign stupid whilst orgasminggot up and i was disgusted with he site of the bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illusion Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 My worst Sexual Experience?Straight up, when I was having sex with my girl - there was a bit of friction down there - and my banjo string snapped. Blood coming out of your c*ck is a negative.Its broken. Has been for about 6 months now, spoze I should get the doctors to check it over really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prdx Posted August 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 My whole sex life is quite non-existant, so therefore i am expempt from adding any stories.that must be purely through choice stil cah i seen ur lips one time an they wer lookin more than seriouss... u mus get a bag of man tryin it on jus cah of that alone (no d/r) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prdx Posted August 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 My worst Sexual Experience?Straight up, when I was having sex with my girl - there was a bit of friction down there - and my banjo string snapped. Blood coming out of your c*ck is a negative.Its broken. Has been for about 6 months now, spoze I should get the doctors to check it over really. maybe a littlemy worst sexual experience was a simple case of floppy c*ck (no oap)... possibly the most embaressin night of my life.... tho i blame it on my cuzzy callin me to say someone drew a gun on him an his brehs.... stil a fail tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn_Carter Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 bussing on entrybeing drunk and couldnt stay hard when i was inside her and had to eventually just llow it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TimeBomb Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 erection failure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Hadn't f*cked for ages and got with a girl that got wetter than any I've ever been with before or since. Man had to do the "woah woah woah slow down slow down, OK don't move..." sh*t lasted like 3 minutes. Felt like sh*t afterwards.Another time I was f*ck*ng wasted and had been up since 7 am. Back at this chick's house after raving and it is now 6 am so I'm Jack Bauering this motherf*cker. Got up, couldn't stay up. Gave up after a while. Felt like sh*t. Most importantly, never got another chance to f*ck her. Pissed!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 "DONT MOVE DONT MOVE""You came didn't you"Never got a callback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 its still got to be the case of the exercism sex i hadwas Sooooooooooo embarassedyou on know on scary MOVIE 2, when the girl is having a vomit battle with the priest, it was kinda like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Hadn't f*cked for ages and got with a girl that got wetter than any I've ever been with before or since. Man had to do the "woah woah woah slow down slow down, OK don't move..." sh*t lasted like 3 minutes. Felt like sh*t afterwards.Another time I was f*ck*ng wasted and had been up since 7 am. Back at this chick's house after raving and it is now 6 am so I'm Jack Bauering this motherf*cker. Got up, couldn't stay up. Gave up after a while. Felt like sh*t. Most importantly, never got another chance to f*ck her. Pissed!!!=] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Tearing the girl, blood everywhere. Nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 gotta be the cramp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 "DONT MOVE DONT MOVE""You came didn't you"Never got a callbackLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 "DONT MOVE DONT MOVE""You came didn't you"Never got a callbackI feel your pain. I fight it every time, even when I don't need to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Taken from an earlier topic and cut short. 1 chick:Condom rolled off inside her. Second condom I used exploded. Third time round it was taking long to climax, and so I went to get her off me because I wanted to doggy, adn when she got up, I saw some blood on teh dom. Said we should call it a day.1 chick at uni:She was feeling tired after drinking her arse off adn I had already nut. After that, she started saying I had to lstay, but I wanted to go and then she threw up on teh floor. After hotting her for being stupid, she said I have to stay with her, because if she chokes on her vomit when she's sleeping it would be all my fault. After leaving her room I heard a thump like she threw herself against the wall to hurt herself. Needless to say, I didn't get much sleep that night or the next day. It's all jiggy now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markthespot Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 bussin after like 2-3 thrusts, then having to make some sh*t excuse like 'i think the condoms ripped lemme sort it out' try and make the time drag on so i can regain my powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vtec Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Boning a girl for so long until I couldn't climax... Just got bored trying to think of ideas to hurry it up as any enjoyment previously felt was now long gone.Ended up faking climax... (rare for a man to do I think!?) she was none the wiser to this, thinkin it was all good... But that was a crap fcuk.X'd off the list... big time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missBee Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 this 1 time in uni.. was waaay to disappointing.. probably my fault cause i caught him off guard lol. he was sooooo nervous fumbling & fumbling couldnt even kiss & he couldnt get hard. after 10mins i told him to leave.. he tried txting with some excuses etc & for his sake i kept it to myself & tried not to make things awkward. he was like maybe next time. lol right.... maybe next time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vtec Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 this 1 time in uni.. was waaay to disappointing.. probably my fault cause i caught him off guard lol. he was sooooo nervous fumbling & fumbling couldnt even kiss & he couldnt get hard. after 10mins i told him to leave.. he tried txting with some excuses etc & for his sake i kept it to myself & tried not to make things awkward. he was like maybe next time. lol right.... maybe next time... WOUNDED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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