Em Dott Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 I always find the Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and a few of the Vin Diesel facts hilarious. Tried to show my girl and my cousin, and they weren't really amused or didn't really get it. I felt sad for them because they were missing out on comedic gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn_Carter Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer's right hand and Jack Bauer's left hand.The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.It takes you 24 weeks just to watch what Jack Bauer does in a single day.When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.Jack Bauer once showed up late for work. CTU adjusted their clocks accordingly.When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Jack Bauer can kill 100% of whatever the f*ck he wants.On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.LMFAOLMAO DIDN'T SEE THIS ONEJack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.HAAHAHHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.this 1 had me fully chuckling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn_Carter Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaoS Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Chuck Norris' teeth clean toothpaste(tryina make em up when chung is harder to do than i thought)sposewot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest28 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 how can u not no who chuck is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 chuck norris invented black folk for jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Jack Bauer once showed up late for work. CTU adjusted their clocks accordingly.Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.Hilarity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black. Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 God and Chick Norris stop talking when god had to send his only son to pay for Chuck Norris's sins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdot Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 'Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.'LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinX_Dutz Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 who has the michael essien 1z dat were put up a while back had me bennin"michael essien and superman once had a fight to see who was stronger......the loser had to wear their pants outside there trousers for the rest of their life" hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faisal Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.LMFAO :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but he has never cried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tibbius Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 i swear u lot made a topic with tony black ones a while backhad me rollin @ work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tyson Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 i swear u lot made a topic with tony black ones a while backhad me rollin @ workTony Black has a midget face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tibbius Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 TB ones were funny also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpedeum Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 i swear u lot made a topic with tony black ones a while backhad me rollin @ worklol i was gonna say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tibbius Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 were they on this version of vip2 or the one that went down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpedeum Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 yeh must have been the first version.aww u wanna print them off and hang in your room now yeh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZiW Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 were they on this version of vip2 or the one that went down?WHY DA f*ck AINT THEY MODDED YOU UP YET.its a par if you ask me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tibbius Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 yeh must have been the first version.aww u wanna print them off and hang in your room now yeh?exactly that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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