Trilliam Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 i do the ac slater from saved by the bell,which invloveds straddling the toilet, so ur balls are facing the back of the toilet AC SLATERING>>>>>>>>>>>>>>_______.Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 wot kinda benefit does sitting backwards have?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Action Dan Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 wot kinda benefit does sitting backwards have??You can rest your head on the toilet back.Apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 LMFAO @ This thread.Some good afternoon humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 could be possibly the best topic of the dayInnit. The kinda topic that makes work bearable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 your gripsing up all your sh*t bruff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risky Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 your gripsing up all your sh*t bruff PMSL*goes off 2 teh city n Footbal trainin..*laters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STRIPEZ Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 : AC SLATERING>>>>>>>>>>>>>>_______.Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 :AC SLATERING>>>>>>>>>>>>>>_______.Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out. Mad me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 :AC SLATERING>>>>>>>>>>>>>>_______.Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out. Mad me lol PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMason Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 LLOOLOLLOLO at everything in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Nothings ever perfect thoughMoretime I use the three seashellsTTKK*spuds*how does it work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 :AC SLATERING>>>>>>>>>>>>>>_______.Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out. Mad me lol PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Nothings ever perfect thoughMoretime I use the three seashellsTTKK*spuds*how does it work?part of the folklore is that no-one really knowsexcept the director stated it's a bidet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted September 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Nothings ever perfect thoughMoretime I use the three seashellsTTKK*spuds*how does it work?part of the folklore is that no-one really knowsexcept the director stated it's a bidet 2 shells to pull, 1 shell to scrape the remnants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstition Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 that would be a 10/10 if carpet burn was a good thingYour critique gave me an idea, devised this today, highly convenientOnly drawback is that you need monkey bars in your bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macz Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 LOLL smashed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 lmfao!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 lmao this is so foul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted September 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 nah that is heavy blud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearless-Guy Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 i just dont think it is feasible. is the paper rigid enough to cause enough friction to collect your poo molecules? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 [devlin]creased up like my mums ironing[/devlin] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 wot kinda benefit does sitting backwards have??im guessing:the sh*t doesnt drop into the water and make a splashit lands on the sloped bit and slides into the waterBUTthen the sloped bit would have sh*t down it and youd have to wipe it offother techniques are:catching your sh*t with some toilet roll (aka the ceazy)orrolling up bare toilet roll and putting it on top of the water to catch the sh*tfunnily enough i dont do these things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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