Axiom Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 i've been suspended so many times cant even remember half the sh*t ive donethese are some, tht i can rememberfightinmade a teacher crymoney scramblespushed a teacher. <<< almost got completly kicked out of 6form for thisswore at teachers/tellin em to shut upgoin out of skool during lunch time (only yr 11s were allowed out)bunkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Timing is the most important thing when creating a thread. Yours is all wrong.Good luckLOLNever been suspended or excludedOnly had like 1 detention in my whole school days [no goody 2 shoes] denied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 unloved child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-guy Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 lol i've be suspended for:fighting in schoolhaving low haircutsrudness to teachersarguing with teachersrefusing to sit down when being toldsnow fightingrunning from teachersmaking a teacher cryfighting outside schooland thats just to name a fewnever been expelled, but i've been suspended sumwhere between 10-20 timesgood grades were my saving grace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Play wrestling in science class, guy grabbed me spun me round, couldnt hold my weight and dropped me on my shoulder.I got up and lunged for him but the teacher grabbed me and pulled me out of class.Once the teacher thought I had calmed down enough he went back to the class and left me outside to gather my thoughts...... I decided to gather a chair instead, go back into the class and smash the chair over the boys head.1 week suspension! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-guy Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Timing is the most important thing when creating a thread. Yours is all wrong.Good luckLOLNever been suspended or excludedOnly had like 1 detention in my whole school days [no goody 2 shoes] deniedmost definitely denied1 detention in your whole academic careerf*ck outta herein year 9 the days where i went home on time were a serious minority Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Suspended for your haircut, throwing snow and not sitting down?f*ck outta here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShowermanSamuel Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Me and most of my clique got suspended/day of rehab with feds for bunnin weed on school premises. They has video footage and all sorts plus some pussys snitched HARD when u hear some of the info they were comin with.Suspended for two weeks and had to come in on an inset day and have feds show us drugs we'd never even thought about takin/sellin before. Nice one.The ones that got away include: Pushing one boy called Aaron through a reinforced glass window, you know them metal cage ones that aint supposed to smash.. They smash if the boy is heavy enough.Letting off the fire hose outside one teachers office, her running for the phone and slippin hard on her hip. Broken. Never came back to the school.Praise jah for no CCTV them times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 got suspended once for breakin sumones nose + black eyes.he was bleeding all over my table aswell so i pushed him over/into the table LOL. all this while the teacher was writing stuff on the board. he didnt av a clue, came to me the next lesson to ask if it was true what i did.but ye aside from that i never really got into any serious problems with teachers. i wasnt a troublesome yout, just a bit impulsive and immature but given the age it was understandable.edit* come to think of it i got away with baaaaaaaaaare sh*t. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Heres where all the gangsta's come out with their war stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 i got kicked out of my 1st primary school for kickin some bredda in the faceyear 2 cageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChoccyLog Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I wasn't a goody two shoes but I managed to get away with thingsnever got expelled/suspendedI would have got a hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Me and most of my clique got suspended/day of rehab with feds for bunnin weed on school premises. They has video footage and all sorts plus some pussys snitched HARD when u hear some of the info they were comin with.Suspended for two weeks and had to come in on an inset day and have feds show us drugs we'd never even thought about takin/sellin before. Nice one.LOL wots that gonna achieve tho by showing ur drugs?they think they can scare u off by portrayin the substance physically in a bad light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 At my school if they weren't head of departments, you could swear at em and get away with itbeat up another child get away with ityou literally had to stab someone to get them suspended stripes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-guy Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Suspended for your haircut, throwing snow and not sitting down?f*ck outta hereyupthey were differently excitedbut i pissed in the teachers cup, when i came back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Oh sh*t!Some group rush of a B'Day boy, got called up to Headmasters office.On the spot suspension. Along with 5 other brehs when it was 40+ who did it.Mugged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 DDT'ed a yout in the playground.School had a queer policy about haircuts. No skin was to be shown. Nigga please! Got suspended about 4 times cos of skin fades. Anything. What a stupid rule.that's dumb, so what about all the skin showing on your face lol. was cane row allowed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-guy Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Heres where all the gangsta's come out with their war stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Beef with one boy.Told a teacher to f*ck off back to the Victorian times.Beef with one boy.Beef with one boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 lmfao at getting suspended for being baldwtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Most jokes one I saw was in French class.French teacher always wore these soft dresses and never wore a bra, on this specific day she decided to take the register standing up but bent over her desk facing the class.The dress at that angle fell from her chest and the boy infront of her decided to stand up to get that fantastic view that none of us had at our level.He gasped, stunned at what he saw and everyone looked up at him as he said."OH MY DAYS, SHES GOT HAIRY NIPPLES"Class erupts, boy got 2 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank White Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 got suspended bare times - making a substitute teacher cryfightinalways missin lessonsalmost got booted out completely cos i made sum chik hold sum sharp ting in her bag for me n den sum1 snitched sumhow but she sed she had no idea how it got der so i got away wit iti was pissin myself afta dat i kept my hed dwn n was on the work ting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 pissed if someone had alopecia(sp) in ur school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 having low haircutslmaothis guy did not give ingot it every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Got suspended about 4 times cos of skin fades. Anything. What a stupid rule.KMT THIS is why I actually started barberingi got sent home for having a border and a S-curl back in the day. Mum had to take the day off work she was BEX. So she took me straight to harlesden and bought some clippers and scraped it all off as punishment (the next 2 weeks in school was torment) About a month later my dad found the clippers and i had explain why they were purchased. he laughed and told me give him a trim. I did and he liked it, so I had to do it every sunday. One sunday my boy was round and he came down for the trim. My boy saw, and wanted one too. Cut a long story skip a couple months down the line and every sunday I had about 8 guys sat in the living room waiting for a trim while my mum was trying to watch eastenders omnibus. So she ordered me to 'Go and cut hair in a rassclart shop an free up her rassclart sofa' that's exactly what I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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